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Pittsburgh Santarchy (aka Santacon) 12th Annual! Ho! Ho! Ho!

SANTARCHY PGH UPDATED! 2 days away!Including Naughty Snowball, Banana Jam and mentions visiting LIVE REINDEERS N'at at Wholeys!The 12th Santarchy Pittsburgh - 2016 Edition is this Sat. Dec 3rd starting at 1pm at Bella Notte in the Strip District here are the guidlines follow loosely.Keepin it simple so simple a banana can understand.

0. Rain or shine or Angry Strippers, Bananas or Gloom of Night, N'at!

1. Don't be a JAGOFF! No whining, Santarchy is a marathon of fun, chaos n crazy, yinz make your own fun N'at!

2. It's about the crawls, not the bars. The more yinz are aht n abaut, the more fun and silliness you will have. Go to Wholey's say hi to the two LIVE REINDEERS and Missus Claus Santa rode in on (Darn that Oxford Comma)! (info in the EVENT)

3. If yinz drink at every reindeer watering hole, yinz will be arrested or die. Remember to eat.

4. The Ketchup Points mean CATCH UP for yinz that don't understand pickburghese n'at

5. Santa will be posting Ketchup points on twitter as @DamnSanta . Ketchup points are also on the Santarchy Carol sheet below!

6. All the Ketchup points are posted in the contents of the event. Ketchup if you need too.

7. Santarchy Pittsburgh starts in the STRIP and ends at the Top of the world in Mt. Washington. Yinz are magical beings n adults. Find your way back home. Damn Bananas are having a party called Banana Jam. Crash it, they crashed ours.

8. Santa and all the rest of the magical beings tip well and pay there own darn bills.

9. Santarchy Carols are here! Very Few are PG, most are R or XXX. Sing PG in front of Kids and Police/Security. Have fun singing the Naughty ones everywhere else. DOWNLOAD FIRST do not print off of web or you will have a garbled mess. Its setup to be a two-sided 11x17 song sheet.

10. NAUGHTY SNOWBALL TICKETS WILL BE SOLD BY SANTA FRANK AND BANANA ISAAC AND BANANA JENERIC, Its pgh's first naughty snowball w costumes, djs, libations and fun! 10 bucks only if yinz want to go n'at! Will have online tickets soon too. It takes a moderate amount of $$ to get this going, we NEED YOUR HELP to do it!

11. Lastly: Be Elfing JOLLY! and have FUN!

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