Past Meetup

The Ultimate SUCK

This Meetup is past

6 people went

Price: $250.00 /per person

Decker's Farm

22721 N. Polecat Rd. · Cuba , IL

How to find us

look for all the crazies in the woods!

Location image of event venue


This will be a very challenging but entertaining 36 hour non-stop event. My goal is to combine strenuous Mid-Western farm chores with military boot camp, trail running, strongman training, basic survival skills and whatever else somewhat punishing but enjoyable I can come up with. I would strongly suggest you get proficient at all the Military PT Tests & Standards. Think of it as Conan the Barbarian meets Full Metal Jacket with a dash of Deliverance mixed in for fun!haha...

You may want to get familiar with shooting a shotgun, baling or carrying hay, using post hole diggers, carrying all kinds of heavy stuff. I would also recommend going to a pig or calf scramble at the local fair. Plus get familiar with the effects of pepper spray!haha...Again these are all JUST possibilities and the actual tasks will not be revealed until you encounter them the event.

Base camp will be your tent in a hay field. You are allowed a limited crew due to the size of these small country roads. No RVs or buses please! You are not allowed to sleep once the event begins. There will be no showers and you will have to bathe in the local creek or use a garden hose.

REQUIRED GEAR - You will need a

Tent Sleeping gear Ruck Sack / Backpack - I personally recommend a 60 liter / 3500 cubic inch Camelbak hydration plus pack - recommend 70 - 100 oz shovel - large enough for digging splitting axe or maul - two x 5 gallon buckets guys 2 x 50lb sandbags - gals 2 x 30lb sandbags box of 12 gauge shotgun shells, life jacket headlamp plus spare batteries large garbage bag Trail Shoes Work gloves Workout gear Rain gear Plenty of food & water Insect repellent Suggested - poison ivy/oak remedy, first aid kit After the the event we will have a big bonfire, cook out and a great time. Hope you can join us! Please let me know if you have any questions!