🌞 RAINMAN HIKE

My Rainman hike isn't what you think it is.

It's not a Native American ritual making water fall from the sky ⛈️

Nor is it a Tom Cruise movie 😎

It's better. It's...
a combo
a 2-in-1
a BOGO (buy-one-get-one)

Two bitchen trails linked together for a truly enjoyable experience 😁

That's right, Soldiers, two unique trails each offering a visually enticing experience and a great workout. Dang, I'm making it sound so friggin' good, I just may have to join you guys!
Wait... I have to join you, I'm your Hike Leader 😁

It's Fryman Canyon and the Rainforest rolled into one... YES!

This hike is perfect for those of you who actually show up and not so good for those who don't.

We'll be doing about 5.5 miles with lots of elevation that'll get your 🫀 pumping. Plus, hello? Rainforest!

This is not a good one for beginners unless you want to learn to despise hiking and hike leaders, then it'll be perfect 👌

You can bring the doggos on this one ONLY if you pick up their 💩 and they remain leashed.

Complainers will be fed to the coyotes.

So, you in??
Can't wait!! 💋💋💋

DETAILS
🟠 We leave on time. Get there early and give me a friggin' minute to write out your name tag, wouldja?
🟠 Plenty of street parking.
🟠 Your hike leader is so friggin' amazing, take a deep breath.

DISCLAIMER
I'm not responsible for you, I'm not your mother. You are responsible for yourself. Think of this as hiking with friends, 'cause you are.