Circus & Cabaret

Rallo is back in DC with a brand-new hour that feels like a check-in text you didn’t know you needed. In Signs of Life, he digs into family relationships that shaped him (and occasionally traumatized him), the uncomfortable reality of a life that didn’t quite pan out the way the vision board promised, and the bittersweet joy of reminiscing about when things felt simpler—and funnier. Smart, self-aware, and laugh-out-loud honest, this is comedy for anyone who’s ever looked around their life and said, “Okay… so what is this?” Equal parts reflection and roast, Signs of Life proves that even when the plan falls apart, the jokes still hit.

📚 Do you love reading, but wish you had a structure and a community to share your insights with? Join our small circle of curious minds (just 4 members per gathering) as we come together for an hour of focused reading—in the calm setting of a library or the cozy atmosphere of a café. Here’s how it works: First part: Quiet reading on your own—bring a book you’re exploring, whether it’s philosophy, history, psychology, literature, or anything meaningful to you. Second part: We regroup and each person shares key takeaways, insights, or questions sparked by their reading. This sparks a structured yet free-flowing conversation around ideas, perspectives, and personal reflections. Why join? Add structure to your reading habit. Discover new books, authors, and ideas through others’ choices. Build real connections by sharing and listening deeply. Socialize around something meaningful instead of small talk.

Please join us. We are a group of 6-12 people who come together weekly on Mondays for an hour of silent meditation, walking meditation. No RSVP needed; just show up! We all need more silence and peace in this world. We end with tea and snack and a poem with sharing. Our guiding teacher has practiced Zen meditation for 25 years, but we all share leadership. Beginners or anyone interested in silent meditation and fellowship are welcome. We sit in chairs, have a reading or brief instruction, a bell and silent meditation for 10 minutes, followed by walking meditation, a bell and 20 minutes of silent meditation. We end with an offering of tea and a snack, conversation and a poem and reflections. A warm and welcoming group. Free, please join us. We meet in the sanctuary In [Rockville United Church](https://www.rockvilleunitedchurch.org/) in Twinbrook, MD. Plenty of parking. Enter the main door and look for a green sign. ***This is a good place to rest and refresh on the way home from work and before dinner.*** Free. Try it.

Hello Euchre Enthusiasts – We will be at the [Irish Channel Restaurant & Pub](https://www.irishchanneldc.com/) in Chinatown for a meetup on MLK Day. **Please RSVP to indicate your attendance and HONOR YOUR RSVP**. If your plans change and you are unable to attend, please update your RSVP. Regular no-show or late notices may get you dropped from the group. It is important that we are able to provide an accurate count to the venue and that all people who want to AND are able to attend are able to do so. **We ask all attendees to pay $1 to participate in the meetup.** This money helps maintain our meetup membership & cover various meetup costs that arise. You can pay $1 on Venmo @amanda-uherek, via Pay-Pal, or in-person (please choose paying friend/family not a business, good or service). All attendees are encouraged to support the business. ***REMINDER:*** everyone is responsible for their own tabs. If you have questions / comments / suggestions please message us. We'll have hand sanitizer & decks of cards on hand, you bring the smack talk. Cheers - Amanda

Drumspiration drum circles are community-building rhythm events meant to uplift & empower humans in a time of increasing division and isolation. These times call for a Rhythm Revolution! When the world feels heavy, we find our center in the circle. Join Drumlady K and the Bele Bele Rhythm Collective as we use the power of the drum to process, heal, and reconnect with one another. AKWAABA - YOU ARE WELCOME. All genders and generations welcome. Please bring a donation (suggested = $20) 3pm at the School of Musical Traditions - 7112 Willow Ave Takoma Park MD. SEE YOU THERE! More info at: https://www.facebook.com/share/18GyJMKJUJ/

**Kick off 2026 with the first Blue Note Burlesque of the year!** A *blue note* is a musical moment that doesn’t quite land where you expect. And that's the spirit behind this burlesque revue from DMVariety! Start your weekend early with ***Blue Note Burlesque***, a night of vintage tease and thrilling variety acts that'll leave you exclaiming "I can't believe I found this in an alley!" Join Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey alum **Jim Dandy**, award-winning burlesque performer **Delilah Dentata**, and guest artists **Cherie Sweetbottom, Kayy Lovely, and Pretty Rik E** for a night of performances that are a little off-key in all the best ways. We invite you to stick around after the show - Sid Gold's piano karaoke begins right where we leave off. Start your evening with our sensationally skilled performers, end it by attempting a piano-backed rendition of Eminem's "Lose Yourself." Doors: 7:00 p\.m\. \| Show: 7:30\-9:00 p\.m\. Adv: $25 \| Day\-of: $30 Please note: The entrance to Sid Gold's is in the alley between 4th and 5th St. NE. (Look for the "Piano Bar" sign!) Tickets: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/blue-note-burlesque-at-sid-golds-request-room-jan-2026-tickets-1978291737842?aff=oddtdtcreator

**TICKETS AVAILABLE AT: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/blue-note-burlesque-at-sid-golds-request-room-jan-2026-tickets-1978291737842** **Kick off 2026 with the first Blue Note Burlesque of the year!** A *blue note* is a musical moment that doesn’t quite land where you expect. And that's the spirit behind this burlesque revue from DMVariety! Start your weekend early with ***Blue Note Burlesque***, a night of vintage tease and thrilling variety acts that'll leave you exclaiming "I can't believe I found this in an alley!" Join Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey alum **Jim Dandy**, award-winning burlesque performer **Delilah Dentata**, and guest artists **Cherie Sweetbottom, Kayy Lovely, and Pretty Rik E** for a night of performances that are a little off-key in all the best ways. We invite you to stick around after the show - Sid Gold's piano karaoke begins right where we leave off. Start your evening with our sensationally skilled performers, end it by attempting a piano-backed rendition of Eminem's "Lose Yourself." Doors: 7:00 p\.m\. \| Show: 7:30\-9:00 p\.m\. Adv: $25 \| Day\-of: $30 Please note: The entrance to Sid Gold's is in the alley between 4th and 5th St. NE. (Look for the "Piano Bar" sign!) **TICKETS AVAILABLE AT: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/blue-note-burlesque-at-sid-golds-request-room-jan-2026-tickets-1978291737842**

# Happy Birthday, You’re Dead Written and Directed by Terry Smith Produced by Jerri Wiseman ***You are invited to a surprise birthday party for Candy Crush, a D-list actor. She’s the hottest ticket in town. But her birthday party isn’t the only surprise she will get tonight! Someone’s about to be murdered. Only you can prevent this from happening before it’s game over. To miss this would be a crime.*** January 24 at Ono Offshore in Chantilly (with dinner) ONO Offshore, 4515 Daly Drive, Suite N, Chantilly, VA 20151 5:30pm Doors and Beverage Tabs open 6:00pm Dinner starts 6:45pm Show starts There will be a 15-20-minute intermission. Tickets: $57 plus ticketing fee and sales tax includes the show, catered dinner and dessert by Odd BBQ. Menu: Choice of smoked pulled pork or smoked chicken thighs and bun. Assemble your own sandwich with choice of BBQ sauce. (A Beyond Brat will be available for those who select a Vegetarian/Vegan Meal.) Macaroni and cheese. Grilled Vegetables. Baked Beans. Cookies for dessert. Beverages are not included in the ticket price. Guests will be able to open a tab for the self-serve beer wall with 4 craft beer options from Ono Brewing Company. There will also be hard seltzer available for purchase in addition to assorted sodas, tea, and bottled water. ### **[Buy tickets for ONO Offshore.](https://www.stagecoachtc.com/happy-birthday-youre-dead/)** You must buy a ticket to attend. An RSVP here will not save you a seat. This venue sells out quickly!

Doors: 7:00 p\.m\. \| Show: 7:30\-9:00 p\.m\. Adv: $25 \| Day\-of: $30 TICKET LINK: [https://www.eventbrite.com/e/blue-note-burlesque-at-sid-golds-request-room-jan-2026-tickets-1978291737842?aff=oddtdtcreator](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/blue-note-burlesque-at-sid-golds-request-room-jan-2026-tickets-1978291737842?aff=oddtdtcreator) Kick off 2026 with the first Blue Note Burlesque of the year! A blue note is a musical moment that doesn’t quite land where you expect. And that's the spirit behind this burlesque revue from DMVariety! Start your weekend early with Blue Note Burlesque, a night of vintage tease and thrilling variety acts that'll leave you exclaiming, "I can't believe I found this in an alley!" Join Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey alum Jim Dandy, award-winning burlesque performer Delilah Dentata, and guest artists Cherie Sweetbottom, Kayy Lovely, and Pretty Rik E for a night of performances that are a little off-key in all the best ways. We invite you to stick around after the show - Sid Gold's piano karaoke begins right where we leave off. Start your evening with our sensationally skilled performers, end it by attempting a piano-backed rendition of Eminem's "Lose Yourself." Please note: The entrance to Sid Gold's is in the alley between 4th and 5th St. NE. (Look for the "Piano Bar" sign!)

DC SLUTS EP Releasease show with Ammonite + Broken Men & The Fixer Doors 7 Show 8 Tix: $15

Hello group! Let's start the new year with an awesome event full of music, dances and food from all over the world. We don't need to leave the country to enjoy other cultures's traditions. I hope you can join me at this new adventure, I can't wait to meet you all and have a great time! Address: 24950 Riding Center Drive, South Riding, VA 20152

Ed and Gail's ever popular 50/50 Hustle /West Coast Swing event takes place the fourth Saturday of every month. It features a DJ’d mix of contemporary and classic Hustle and West Coast Swing music DJ'd by **Ed Cottrell**, and Hustle lessons taught by renowned Hustle instructor **Joyce Szili**. 7:00 - 7:45 pm Beginner Hustle 7:45 - 8:30 pm Easy Intermediate Hustle 8:30-11:00 Dancing to a perfect mix of Hustle and West Coast Swing $15 Admission

**TICKETS AT: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/now-thats-what-i-call-burlesque-vol-3-blue-da-booty-da-ba-di-tickets-1962695180118** Join Elder Millennials Callie Pigeon and Delilah Dentata for a burlesque and variety tribute to the Y2K era! Did you shamelessly pirate music on Napster? Are you glad wide-legged jeans are making a comeback? Do you miss cryptically expressing your emotions in your AIM away message? Did you maintain a healthy sense of competition between your friends through Myspace’s Top 8? And, finally: Bath and Body Works’ Cucumber Melon or Love Spell? Rub on some body glitter, feed your Tamagotchi, grab your Motorola Razr, and join us at this burlesque and variety celebration of Y2K music, culture, and - for better or worse - fashion. Y2K-era outfits ABSOLUTELY ENCOURAGED. Delia’s, JNCO, Hot Topic, PacSun… whatever vibes speak to you. **FEATURING...** Betty Knockers Bunny Noir Cherie Sweetbottom London St. Juniper Mandi Fru Fru Nostra Dad Ass Orion St. Michael Rivie Wiles Sebastian Katz Storm Psycho 6 Venus von Squirtz **Doors:** 12 pm **Show:** 1 pm **Day-of GA tickets:** $25

Per Collective: Ooooh party people. LISTEN UP: we're doing something fun yet again. It's the only way we know how! On Friday Jan 23 Collective is holding a "Dark of Night" event at Rai's Rendezvous. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?!?!? Come in black - your fanciest, your most emo, your most badass black leather...it ALL goes. And we're pulling a bunch of older Collective songs out of the shadows and putting them back on stage for ONE NIGHT ONLY. We can't wait to see you!

***Colvin Run's Thursday Night Country Dance with Tim Bowker*** Come early and enjoy the warmup music at 7:15 p.m. **Tim Bowker's Country Nightclub Two-Step lesson** is at **7:30 p.m**, and then stay for **DJ Tim's dance party 8:30-10:30 p.m.** Cold water, snacks and lots of friendly people included. No partner, experience, or reservations needed. Plenty of free, safe parking. $15 entry fee (cash/check only); Includes lesson, dance and light refreshments. ***First Timer? No Problem!! Come learn a great lesson from Timothy Bowker! We welcome everyone!*** \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* Mark your calendars for **West Coast Swing Sundays** Every 2nd & 4th Sunday at 4:00 p.m. The next WCS Sunday is January 11, 2026 ***Find your happy place at Colvin Run Dance Hall*** ***Where everybody knows your name, and everyone's glad you came!*** *Find Colvin Run at: http://www.colvinrun.org* *or contact Kathy.Milks@ColvinRun.org*