Futsal

Do you like to play football - but relaxed and not with competitive or aggressive players? Are you a bit lazy, a bit old, a bit unfit or not so talented? Are you tired of insecure bros who only want to show off their skills? **Then [Lousy & Lazy Football](https://www.instagram.com/landlsc/) is the right thing for you!** We are a group of friendly people who just want to have a relaxed kick. All genders, ages (+18) and nationalities welcome. **Feel free to join the waitlist even if it seems long - sometimes we make the event larger and play on two pitches (24 players, four teams) or even three pitches (36 players, six teams), depending on demand.** Note: **We do not allow high-studded football boots during our sessions.** To avoid injuries, we only play with "Multinocken" (multistuds) or shorter. Please have a look here: [link](https://www.11teamsports.com/de-de/fussballschuhe/multinocken/). Rules for lazy & lousy football 1. **Don’t be competitive** 2. **No hard tackling/sliding challenges** 3. **Support new players by giving them the time and space to play the ball** 4. **Don’t dribble past multiple players (trying to take on a player is fine but at no point should you be trying to dribble past multiple players).** 5. **Don’t close down the defenders too quickly. Give the team a chance to play the ball out.** 6. **Rotate the goalkeeper** 7. **Be a teamplayer** Waiting list: This meetup is for members of the Lousy & Lazy Sport Club. If you want to try out our lousy & lazy sport events, you can do a trial run (Probetraining).

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Welcome! This football session is for individuals who like playing on moderate to high intensity (run a lot and change position to give player with the ball option to pass). Usually play on a pretty competitive level. Our football skills are average to good. To keep things fair and enjoyable for all, we follow a few simple rules: * **Show up at 07:45** so that you can get checked by the organiser * If you are not checked by the organiser then \*\*1 match penalty applies\*\*(being moved to waitlist) * **No studs** * If you show up with studs, then you wont be allowed to play * No dangerous tackling * If you get tackled, you need to call the foul * In case of handball only people close (1-2m) can call handball * Since we play 12v12, we have offsides (0-1m difference is still tolerated) * No penalties for handball in penalty box(no way of proving handball and please be fair) * In case of handball, the other teams goalkeeper gets the ball

✨ Exclusive German Workshop in Berlin! Join us and discover how easy and motivating learning German can be – with modern methods, interactive exercises, and an inspiring learning atmosphere. Live sessions, practical activities, and a welcoming environment await you. The tickets will be used to pay for the location. 📍 Berlin \| Coffee Fellows / Pappelallee 1\, 10437 Berlin\, · Berlin\, DE Don't miss out – places are limited! About us: Lia Bazerashvili, Tobias Balke, and Theodor Gavril. We represent Berliner SprachAkademie. Briefly from Tbilisi, Georgia, we've just opened our doors to students in Berlin as well. Our teaching style is modern, friendly, and supportive. We combine our experience to create German lessons where students overcome their fear of speaking. The lessons are held in a relaxed and friendly environment. We help each student individually, as everyone learns at their own pace. If you don't speak any German at all, that's no problem, because this course is designed for beginners. DEUTSCH: ✨ Exklusiver Deutsch-Workshop in Berlin! Entdecken Sie mit uns, wie einfach und motivierend Deutschlernen sein kann – mit modernen Methoden, interaktiven Übungen und einer inspirierenden Lernatmosphäre. Live-Sessions, praktische Übungen und eine herzliche Atmosphäre erwarten Sie. Die Eintrittskarten werden zur Bezahlung des Veranstaltungsortes verwendet. 📍 Berlin \| Coffee Fellows / Pappelallee 1\, 10437 Berlin\, · Berlin\, DE Jetzt anmelden – die Plätze sind begrenzt! Über uns: Lia Bazerashvili, Tobias Balke und Theodor Gavril. Wir sind die Berliner Sprachakademie. Wir kommen ursprünglich aus Tiflis, Georgien, und freuen uns, nun auch in Berlin Kurse anbieten zu können. Unser Unterrichtsstil ist modern, freundlich und unterstützend. Wir bündeln unsere Erfahrung, um Deutschkurse zu gestalten, in denen die Teilnehmer ihre Sprechangst überwinden. Der Unterricht findet in einer entspannten und freundlichen Atmosphäre statt. Wir betreuen jeden Teilnehmer individuell, denn jeder lernt in seinem eigenen Tempo. Auch wenn Sie noch kein Deutsch sprechen, ist das kein Problem, denn dieser Kurs ist speziell für Anfänger konzipiert.

Welcome to Terrible Football Berlin!
Do you want to play football but don't want to pay? Are you a bit unfit, a bit old, or a bit Terrible? Want to have a relaxed kick about and a couple of beers after? Then Terrible Football is for you!
Anyone can play: any ability, any age, and any gender. Terrible Football is about miss kicked clearances, sweet half volleys and desperate diving saves. We play in the rain, sun or snow. It's completely free, and always will be. It's open, inclusive and Terrible.
We usually play on Astro (artificial grass) and sometimes on grass, depending on numbers. Bibs, balls, and cones are taken care of! Just bring sporty clothes and a pair of rubber studded football shoes you'll be good to go! You don't need shin pads and we don't allow hard plastic or metal studs.
The exact location of the event is in the Telegram group description (https://t.me/joinchat/OkWQBBcw3b7ptauwrIEfig Still trouble finding us? Send a message in our Telegram group and we'll help you out. You'll also stay up to date with last-minute changes!
See you on the pitch!
... and stay Terrible!
 \-\-\-\> GUIDELINES FOR THE SESSIONS <\-\-\-
 How the games will work:
 1\. We will have up to 20 players\.
 2\. Please RSVP on Meetup if you want to participate\.
 3\. If you sign up\, please try your best to attend the event to avoid disturbing the format\. If you cannot attend the session\, deregister asap \(Please check below how the waiting list will work\)\. LATEST CANCELLATION is 3 HOURS before the start of the event\. 4\. Regular no\-shows could be banned from future TF Meetups\.
 5\. We will NOT allow unregistered participants\.
 6\. The organizer group will ban repeat rule breakers\, so play nice\.

This week we are discussing **Sally Rooney - Intermezzo** We look forward to seeing you! Please remember to cancel your participation in good time if you are not coming. This will give someone else enough time to read the book and come to the meeting. If you have book suggestions, would like to vote on our next reads, or join us for additional activities, please ask someone at the meeting to add you to our WhatsApp group.

Hi Footballers, We play in the format 8v8 for a full hour. The pitch is a modern artificial turf (outdoor) in Safe-Hub Berlin. The fee to participate is 7.49€. In order to sign up for the game, you would need to download the mobile app "CeleBreak", where you can sign up for the game and pay the participating fee. You can download the app for free from the AppStore and Google Play App Store. Download the **CeleBreak App** here: [https://onelink.to/celebreak](http://onelink.to/celebreak) Visit our **Website**: [https://app.celebreak.com/](https://app.celebreak.com/) An organizer will welcome you at the pitch and provides bibs and balls for the game. **Female and male players of all skill levels are welcome!** :-) Hope to see you soon on the pitch Marius PS: No worries about the event attendees number on Meet Up - the real sign up number of players for a game you will see in the app!

English version below the German version. Dieses Event ist kostenfrei. Als Sportgruppe im Verein SG Empor Brandenburger Tor 1952 e.V. (https://www.sg-ebt.de/ ) suchen wir aktuell neue Mitglieder für unser Team. Du kannst einen Monat lang hierüber zur Probe teilnehmen. Wenn du danach regelmäßig kommen möchtest, würden wir dich bitten, Vereinsmitglied zu werden. This event is free of any costs. As a sports group within the SG Empor Brandenburger Tor 1952 e.V. club (https://www.sg-ebt.de/ ), we are currently looking for new members to join our team. You may participate for a trial period via this platform for one month. If you would like to come regularly afterwards, we would kindly ask you to become a club member. \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* 🔴 WICHTIG: Die Teilnahme wird nur nach RSVP bestätigt. Die Reihenfolge der RSVPs bestimmt die Priorisierung. Kein RSVP = Rückstufe auf die Warteliste. 👉 BITTE LIES DIE GRUPPENBESCHREIBUNG FÜR ALLE REGELN \*\*\* 🕔 Treffzeit: \#\#\# 18:00 Uhr Berliner Zeit 📍 Ort: Samariterstraße 19/20, 10247 Berlin [https://maps.app.goo.gl/igKzBJ9uEuyxd8SE7](https://maps.app.goo.gl/igKzBJ9uEuyxd8SE7) 🚨 Beginn: PÜNKTLICH um 18:15 Uhr 🚪 Türen der Sporthalle schließen: PÜNKTLICH um 18:15 Uhr – kein Einlass danach ⏱️ Ende: PÜNKTLICH um 20:00 Uhr (🧼 Duschen danach möglich) Bitte bringt jeweils ein weißes und ein dunkles Shirt mit! Wir spielen 5 gegen 5, 6 gegen 6 oder 7 gegen 7 Hallfutsal (wie auf dem Bild). Der Boden ist wie ein Basketballplatz — Futsal-Hallen-Schuhe sind ideal. ⚠️ Bitte sei respektvoll und aktualisiere dein RSVP, wenn du doch nicht kommen kannst — das hilft anderen beim Planen. ### \*\*\* ###⚠️ TEILNAHME-REGELN: RSVP, wenn du spielen möchtest. Bei Änderungen bitte rechtzeitig aktualisieren. Kein RSVP = Risiko, nicht spielen zu können. Nicht-Antreten trotz Anmeldung wird NICHT toleriert. Späte Absage: Nach Sonntag, 9 Uhr Bei Verspätung kann der Platz verloren gehen. Wiederholtes Nichterscheinen & späte Absagen = vorübergehender oder dauerhafter Ausschluss. 🚫 Wir übernehmen keine rechtliche Verantwortung für verlorene Gegenstände und für Verletzungen. \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* 🔴 **IMPORTANT:** Attendance is only confirmed after you RSVP. People will be prioritized based on RSVP order. No RSVP = back of the waitlist. 👉 PLEASE READ GROUP DESCRIPTION FOR ALL RULES \*\*\* \#\#\# 🕔 Meeting time: 18:00 Berlin time 📍 **Location:** Samariterstraße 19/20, 10247 Berlin [https://maps.app.goo.gl/igKzBJ9uEuyxd8SE7](https://maps.app.goo.gl/igKzBJ9uEuyxd8SE7) 🚨 **Kick-off:** 18:15 SHARP 🚪 **Gym doors close:** 18:15 SHARP – no entry after this ⏱️ **End:** 20:00 SHARP (🧼showers available afterward) Please bring each a white and a dark shirt! \*\*\* We’ll play 5v5, 6v6 or 7v7 indoor futsal (like in the picture). The surface is like a basketball court — futsal (sports hall) shoes are ideal. ⚠️ Please be respectful and update your RSVP if you can’t make it—this helps others join. \*\*\* \#\#\# ⚠️ ATTENDANCE RULES: * RSVP if you want to play. * If plans change, update your RSVP. * No RSVP = risk of not playing. * No-show-ups are NOT tolerated. * Late cancellation: After Sunday, 9AM * If you're late, you may lose your spot. * Repeated no-show-ups & late cancellation = temporary or permanent ban. 🚫 We take no legal responsibility for lost items and for injuries. \*\*\*

✨ Exclusive German Workshop in Berlin! Join us and discover how easy and motivating learning German can be – with modern methods, interactive exercises, and an inspiring learning atmosphere. Live sessions, practical activities, and a welcoming environment await you. The tickets will be used to pay for the location. 📍 Berlin \| Coffee Fellows / Pappelallee 1\, 10437 Berlin\, · Berlin\, DE Don't miss out – places are limited! About us: Lia Bazerashvili, Tobias Balke, and Theodor Gavril. We represent Berliner SprachAkademie. Briefly from Tbilisi, Georgia, we've just opened our doors to students in Berlin as well. Our teaching style is modern, friendly, and supportive. We combine our experience to create German lessons where students overcome their fear of speaking. The lessons are held in a relaxed and friendly environment. We help each student individually, as everyone learns at their own pace. If you don't speak any German at all, that's no problem, because this course is designed for beginners. DEUTSCH: ✨ Exklusiver Deutsch-Workshop in Berlin! Entdecken Sie mit uns, wie einfach und motivierend Deutschlernen sein kann – mit modernen Methoden, interaktiven Übungen und einer inspirierenden Lernatmosphäre. Live-Sessions, praktische Übungen und eine herzliche Atmosphäre erwarten Sie. Die Eintrittskarten werden zur Bezahlung des Veranstaltungsortes verwendet. 📍 Berlin \| Coffee Fellows / Pappelallee 1\, 10437 Berlin\, · Berlin\, DE Jetzt anmelden – die Plätze sind begrenzt! Über uns: Lia Bazerashvili, Tobias Balke und Theodor Gavril. Wir sind die Berliner Sprachakademie. Wir kommen ursprünglich aus Tiflis, Georgien, und freuen uns, nun auch in Berlin Kurse anbieten zu können. Unser Unterrichtsstil ist modern, freundlich und unterstützend. Wir bündeln unsere Erfahrung, um Deutschkurse zu gestalten, in denen die Teilnehmer ihre Sprechangst überwinden. Der Unterricht findet in einer entspannten und freundlichen Atmosphäre statt. Wir betreuen jeden Teilnehmer individuell, denn jeder lernt in seinem eigenen Tempo. Auch wenn Sie noch kein Deutsch sprechen, ist das kein Problem, denn dieser Kurs ist speziell für Anfänger konzipiert.

Hola, gente bonita 🫶 Lass uns ein Bier trinken, Spanisch-Deutsch sprechen und eine gute Zeit genießen! Grundlegende (oder bessere 😛) Kenntnisse in Spanisch oder Deutsch sind alles, was du brauchst. Vamos a tomar una cerveza, hablar español-alemán y pasarla bien! Un nivel básico (o mejor 😛) de español o alemán es lo único que necesitas.

Welcome to Terrible Football Berlin!
Do you want to play football but don't want to pay? Are you a bit unfit, a bit old, or a bit Terrible? Want to have a relaxed kick about and a couple of beers after? Then Terrible Football is for you!
Anyone can play: any ability, any age, and any gender. Terrible Football is about miss kicked clearances, sweet half volleys and desperate diving saves. We play in the rain, sun or snow. It's completely free, and always will be. It's open, inclusive and Terrible.
We usually play on Astro (artificial grass) and sometimes on grass, depending on numbers. Bibs, balls, and cones are taken care of! Just bring sporty clothes and a pair of rubber studded football shoes you'll be good to go! You don't need shin pads and we don't allow hard plastic or metal studs.
The exact location of the event is in the Telegram group description (https://t.me/joinchat/OkWQBBcw3b7ptauwrIEfig Still trouble finding us? Send a message in our Telegram group and we'll help you out. You'll also stay up to date with last-minute changes!
See you on the pitch!
... and stay Terrible! \-\-\-\> GUIDELINES FOR THE SESSIONS <\-\-\-
 How the games will work:
 1\. We will have up to 18 players\.
 2\. Please RSVP on Meetup if you want to participate\.
 3\. If you sign up\, please try your best to attend the event to avoid disturbing the format\. If you cannot attend the session\, deregister asap \(Please check below how the waiting list will work\)\. LATEST CANCELLATION is 3 HOURS before the start of the event\.
 4\. Regular no\-shows could be banned from future TF Meetups\.
 5\. We will NOT allow unregistered participants\.
 6\. The organizer group will ban repeat rule breakers\, so play nice\.

SQUASH SWEAT + TEARS WOMEN / MEN ACTIVITIES Players meetup at the club, play squash (with others around their level), train (if they wish), watch & learn from better players, make new friends, have a few drinks, etc. Please be aware, we must take care to use our allotted courts. We arrange for these based on the sign-up lists. If many people sign up, but do not appear then the courts go unused and those on the waiting list miss a chance to play. In order to ensure this if a party on the attending list has not appeared, their future reservations will be moved to the waiting list. In addition, reservations will be allowed up to fourteen days in advance only. PRICE: €9 Kindly pay at the front-desk reception "before" you play on a squash court. Free for club members. COURTS 2 courts (7 + 8) @ 15:00 to 15:45 4 courts (2 + 3 + 7 + 8) @ 15:45 to 18:00 NEW JOINERS / TOTAL BEGINNERS We, the organizers — Oliva or James— are always available to teach you the basics and improve your skills to learn the rules and get introduced to players. Ask for "demo racket" at front-desk if you don't have one. PARTICIPANT RULES 1. RSVP to participate in meetup and play. 2. Cancel your RSVP if you cannot attend. Be courteous to others who would like to attend. 3. Pay fee at club front-desk before playing. AIRPORT SQUASH & FITNESS CLUB WEBSITE http://www.airportsquash.de Become a club member for 36 EUR per month and play UNLIMITED!

Rules: 1- This is a paid event ($15). If you rsvp and plan on coming, please send the money to me no less than 48 hours before the game. You can zelle me (3189143325) or Venmo (@Aladdin-Alayoubi). 2- If we get 12- 15 people, we will play 3 teams and we usually keep track of the wins of each team to keep it fun and competitive. 3- FRIENDLY GAME. No slide tackling, rough play, or coaching. 4- It is highly recommended to wear TURF SHOES. However, if you choose to wear cleats and you step on someone foot, you have to leave the game for 1 MIN OUT. 5- In case of disagreement during the game, the host acts as a referee so the game stays smooth and enjoyable to everyone. 6- If you can not make it , you have to cancel ahead of time so we can have others joining. 7- Every player should sub for a goalie and offer to play defense.

ACome 10 min EARLYCome and have fun be competitive no fighting. Let the feet do the talking if you’re actually good. Have a good workout and come back again next time. Intense one hour games.

Danceintime runs Cuban Salsa Classes & Social Dancing Every Saturday, all year-long. Come at 1:15 pm to sign in. Stay till 4 pm. Some of us go out for coffee or a bite to eat afterwards and everyone is welcome! $15/person. Cash, PayPal, Venmo, Apple Pay, or Card accepted. Chevy Chase Baptist Church; 5671 Western Ave. NW; Washington DC 20015. NOTE: Enter through back corner door of the church. Danceintime classes are great fun. The dance moves are beautiful, fun, and our class creates a bonded community... Check it out! Class will be held every Saturday in December....celebrate the holidays with dance! For more info: danceintime.com/classes Questions? Contact Barbbernsteintalks@gmail.com