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**By George Brant** In English 20:00-22:00 50-225 kr: Get your tickets here - [Tickets](https://h2ocph.billetten.dk/index/eventdetails/eventno/138035) George Brant's award-winning monologue Grounded now returns to Copenhagen - Starring the international actress Dina Rosenmeier. Grounded is a timely and thought-provoking monologue about a highly trained female F-16 pilot whose career and identity are turned upside down when she becomes pregnant and is moved from flying fighter jets to operating drones from a military base in Nevada. The play focuses on themes such as power, technology, motherhood and the psychological cost of modern warfare - not least for women. For how does one balance motherhood with war and one's innermost passion in a male-dominated world? George Brant's award-winning monologue Grounded now returns to Copenhagen starring the international actress Dina Rosenmeier. Grounded is a timely and thought-provoking monologue about a highly trained female F-16 pilot whose career and identity are turned upside down when she becomes pregnant and is moved from flying fighter jets to operating drones from a military base in Nevada. The play highlights themes such as power, technology, motherhood, and the psychological cost of modern warfare - especially for women. It asks how one balances motherhood, war, and one's deepest passion in a male-dominated world. Don't miss Grounded - an experience that will stay with you long after the curtain falls. Suitable for ages 15 and up. Strong language. (5 stars) CphCulture: "Awesomely relevant drama through Dina Rosenmeier's vulnerable, quivering play." (5 stars) Kulturtid: "Current and relevant - Dina Rosenmeier gives us something to think about." (4 stars) Iscene: "An intense performance in a dramaturgically tight and tense staging." (4 stars) Ungt Teaterblod: "Highly tense, precise and deeply present - the story gets right under your skin." Pov International: "Grounded brings war home to the living room - the themes are more relevant than ever."

Join Bien Contemporary for a unique evening of creativity where painting meets cocktails! Unleash your artistic side in a relaxed and social atmosphere, perfect for both beginners and experienced artists. Sip on delightful cocktails while our talented instructors guide you through a step-by-step painting session. Immerse yourself in the world of art as you create your very own masterpiece while mingling with fellow art enthusiasts. This event combines the perfect blend of artistic expression and socializing, making it an unforgettable experience. Don't miss out on this opportunity to unwind, unleash your creativity, and indulge in some delicious cocktails at Bien Contemporary's Painting & Cocktails Night! Get tickets online here - https://biencontemporary.dk/event/

Journey Into Self is a path to deeper integration. This is a closed, ongoing group meeting once a month. We will move through five archetypal stages of inner work: 🔥 The Innocent – represents the core of who we are, our purest Self that exists before anything else. This is the part of us that is untainted by the world, embodying our true nature, innocence, and purity. In this stage, we connect with our intrinsic worth and the fundamental qualities that define our being. Here, we rediscover and embrace our authentic self, often buried under layers of conditioning and social expectations. 🌑 The Shadow – refers to the parts of ourselves that we have suppressed or denied. This includes our fears, wounds, and shadow aspects that reside in our unconscious. Confronting and integrating these hidden parts is essential for healing and wholeness. This stage involves facing our inner darkness, understanding its origins, and transforming it into a source of strength and wisdom. We are bringing light to the shadow and reclaiming disowned parts of ourselves. 🌿 The Wild – symbolizes our primal nature and connection to the physical body and natural world. Here we embrace our instincts, passions, and the raw energy that drives us. It is the encouragement to live fully in our bodies, experiencing life through our senses. This stage is about grounding ourselves, reconnecting with our wildness, and honoring the wisdom that comes from our embodied experience. 🐦‍🔥The Phoenix – represents transformation and rebirth. The dragon symbolizes clarity and inner wisdom. Its purpose is to strip away illusions, allowing us to confront the truths about ourselves. The phoenix, on the other hand, signifies the cycle of death and rebirth, the process of rising from the ashes renewed and transformed. This stage involves profound personal growth, shedding old identities, and emerging more authentic. It’s about continually evolving at our own pace ✨ The Magus – embodies mastery and wisdom. The Magus is the wise one, the alchemist who has learned to integrate and harmonize aspects of the self. This stage is about realizing our potential, using our knowledge and skills to create and influence our reality. It’s about living with purpose, authenticity, and a deep connection to the greater whole. The Magus is the meeting point of perceived opposites, we embrace ourselves as both good and bad, light and dark, masculine and feminine. The Magus represents the wholeness. 👑What Will You Get: 1. Deep Personal Growth: Gain clarity about your true self and uncover hidden patterns. 2. Healing and Integration: Address and accept suppressed emotions and wounded aspects. 3. Authenticity: Embrace your light and shadow without judgment to live fully as you are. 4. Empowerment: Learn to harness your inner wisdom and take charge of your life. 5. Community Support: Experience connection and shared growth. 6. Mind-Body Connection: Reconnect with your instincts, passions, and inner being. 7. Guided Personal Processes: Receive tailored guidance to uncover hidden patterns and support personal breakthroughs. 8. Transformation: Emerge with greater resilience, purpose, and self-awareness. 9. Trauma-Informed Practices: Techniques for reconnecting with the body to improve clarity, reduce stress, and promote emotional regulation. ✨This isn’t surface-level work. We will go deep with a small, intimate group that will hold space for your growth and transformation. You’ll be seen, supported, and guided every step of the way. Together, we will explore what’s hidden and bring it into the light so you can show up as the fullest version of yourself. [BOOK HERE](https://www.therapywithlana.com/journey-into-self) ✨ Spaces are limited to keep the intimacy of the group. We only have 1 space left✨ ➡️When: NEW GROUP STARTS IN JANUARY 2026! January 23 February 27 March 27 April 24 May 22 From 18:30 - 21.00 ➡️Where: Salig, Masnedøgade 20, København Ø ➡️Cost: Limited spots available 444 DKK per session Early Bird: 400 DKK per session until 15th of January Ready for this journey? Book your place if you feel the pull to go deeper. This isn’t for everyone, but if you know it’s for you, don’t wait. You’re welcome to join us. 🔥 [BOOK HERE ](https://www.therapywithlana.com/journey-into-self)

Let's enjoy Noma's Copenhagen 2025-2026 season menu. We split the check

*“Evenemanget hålls på engelska men du är välkommen att prata svenska om du vill. Alla är välkomna.”* **[Please Click Here to Register](https://www.hellohuman.online/listings/hello-human-connect-1/?utm_source=meetup-sss&utm_medium=social&utm_term=&utm_content=hhc6&utm_campaign=events) :** [https://www.hellohuman.online/listings/hello-human-connect-1/](https://www.hellohuman.online/listings/hello-human-connect-1/?utm_source=meetup-sss&utm_medium=social&utm_term=&utm_content=hhc6&utm_campaign=events) It's getting real all around you huh? We have always had to rely on each other when systems fail. Digitialisation and the internet helps us to see what is happening around us. Meeting in community, in the real world, is how we survive and break out of the echo chambers which are dividing us. Let's move from doing things alone to sharing the load together. Let's move from thinking care is earned to knowing care is a right. Let's move from always competing to surviving and thriving. Isolation only protects harmful systems while connection weakens them. You were never meant to do any of this alone. Come. It's a small but powerful action. ## Agenda 17h35: Introductions 17h45: Discussion topic intro: Community care is a practice. How do we show up for each other? 17h55: Grounding exercise 18h00: Discussions 18h40: Snack break 18h50: Discussions 19h30: End 19h30 -20h00: Extra discussion time if needed. **What to bring:** Respect and good intent. ==========//========== **[Please Click Here to Register](https://www.hellohuman.online/listings/hello-human-connect-1/?utm_source=meetup-sss&utm_medium=social&utm_term=&utm_content=hhc6&utm_campaign=events)** ==========//========== ### **About Hello Human Connect:** There is massive “unlearning” of biases that has to happen for us all to move forward to a place where we can all call each other human beings and not by other labels. Speaking to each other honestly and without judgement can be so powerful. What is happening in the world makes me sad. A lot of it has to do with the many “us vs them” events that takes place on this rock hurtling through space. So I invite all you beautiful humans to come and co-create together, for all of us. The event is a dialogue based event where people can come to discuss their “-isms” from a place of wanting to understand and unlearn. ie. “why is it racist if I say this…”, “I don’t understand how to be an ally to women or minorities”, “how do I deal with people who want me to use different pronouns”, etc. Deep and potentially hot topics but we have a [safe space](https://www.hellohuman.online/eq/how-to-create-a-safe-space/?utm_source=meetup-sss&utm_medium=social&utm_term=&utm_content=hhc6&utm_campaign=events) for people like you who want to take and be the first step of change in their own lives and make friends beyond their regular homogeneous groups. Watching the late Archbishop Desmond Tutu go through the Truth and Reconciliation Commission talks when apartheid ended in South Africa makes me believe that there is something powerful in dialogue and forgiveness. So Hello Human Connect is a mix of two concepts: 1. **“Ubuntu”** – a concept in which your sense of self is shaped by your relationships with other people. It’s a way of living that begins with the premise that “I am” only because “we are.” 2. **Kintsugi** – the Japanese art of repairing broken pottery by mending the areas of breakage with urushi lacquer dusted or mixed with powdered gold, silver, or platinum. The beauty of the repaired object incorporates the fact that it was previously broken. The idea being that the dialogue and understanding is the golden bond that reunites all the splintered labels and definitions of self into a functioning beautiful whole again. So come to connect, share, learn, eat a snack and meet some fantastic humans IRL(in real life)! Come, it is a small but powerful action you can take to be part of the change you want to see in the world. See you there. **[Please Click Here to Register](https://www.hellohuman.online/listings/hello-human-connect-1/?utm_source=meetup-sss&utm_medium=social&utm_term=&utm_content=hhc6&utm_campaign=events)**

Booked pitch at Holmen. Pitch is booked until 14.30 💰 **Cost:** 10 kr Mobilepay: 9539SH Revolut: [revolut.me/frederwnn](https://revolut.me/frederwnn) Or bring Cash * Event begins at 12:45 * You must sign out no later than 9:00 * Spots are non-transferable (you cannot reserve a spot and send someone else in your place) * Members who follow the rules and attend regularly will be given priority **Be at the pitch at 12.45 sharp!** Minimum 14 players and we play! We aim for 8v8 The game is naturally for everyone no matter gender, level or anything. We emphasise on having fun! That also means no risky tackles or foul language. Bring a white and a black t-shirt and a ball if you have one. **Last minute sign-off's** (Later than 9AM on the same day) or no-shows will be banned from the next game and be put in the no-show list. 3 Strikes and you're out for a full year - no exceptions. See the list here: [No-shows @ Football.xlsx](https://kpdk-my.sharepoint.com/:x:/g/personal/hems_kp_dk/ETJW3_gniv1BmbKjidmn31wB9SFCobvhySRDW5fXSdc9Lg?e=lCafbH)

Welcome to Azure Skåne – **Special Workshop Edition!** Azure Skåne is excited to host a deep‑dive, hands‑on technical session with one of the leading experts in AI‑driven database optimization. This workshop is perfect for developers, data engineers, architects, and anyone working with PostgreSQL on Azure who wants to understand how real performance tuning is done in practice. This event is part of our ongoing community efforts to bring world‑class expertise to Malmö and create opportunities for learning, collaboration, and practical skill‑building around Microsoft Azure. Please also sign up on FooCafé, this helps plan the logistics regarding food and venue: \*https://foocafe.org/event/hands-tuning-azure-postgresql-flexible-server\* Agenda: **10.00 – 10.15** Welcome and introduction **10.15 – 11.00 / 11.15** Pre‑session with Dr. Luigi Nardi *Introduction to Azure Database for PostgreSQL Flexible Server parameter tuning* **11.15 – 12.00** Hands‑on Workshop with Mohsin Ejaz and David Edwards. Part 1 *Guided exercises, parameter exploration, PGtune heuristics* **12.00 – 12.45** Lunch and Mingle *(45 minutes)* **12.45 – 13.45** Hands‑on Workshop, Part 2 *Deep‑dive tuning, DBtune Free Edition walkthrough, Q&A* **13.45 – 14.00** Closing session *Wrap‑up, takeaways, and community announcements* **Session:** Hands‑on tutorial on Azure Database for PostgreSQL Flexible Server parameter tuning **Description:** PostgreSQL exposes hundreds of configuration parameters, but only a few dozen truly determine performance and resource efficiency. Tuning them correctly is notoriously difficult due to complex interactions and workload‑specific behavior. Traditional approaches—manual tuning or generic rule‑based tools—often fall short. In this practical workshop, participants will learn the fundamentals of server parameter tuning and get hands‑on experience using heuristics‑based open‑source tools such as **PGtune** to achieve meaningful performance improvements. We’ll explore which parameters matter most, how PGtune’s heuristics work, and why they influence performance. The session concludes with an introduction to **DBtune Free Edition**, an AI‑powered agentic tuning engine that blends heuristic rules with modern AI and ML techniques to deliver smarter, workload‑aware optimization. **Prerequisites:** Bring your own laptop with a command‑line shell (e.g., PowerShell). If you are using a company laptop, please whitelist **app.dbtune.com**. We enforce a Code of Conduct to this event, attending the event implies your consent to uphold this Code of Conduct. Find the Code of conduct here: [https://github.com/BMichaelJ/AzureSkane/blob/master/README.md#code-of-conduct](https://github.com/BMichaelJ/AzureSkane/blob/master/README.md#code-of-conduct) A big welcome! Azure Skåne #AzureSkane #DBTune #AzurePostgreSQL

Are you looking for a new job or considering a career change? Join us for a 90-minute Mock Interview Meetup where you'll practice your interview skills in a supportive, collaborative environment. This event will help you build confidence, receive valuable feedback, and get a real sense of what it’s like to be in an interview. Whether you're a first-time job seeker or a seasoned professional looking for a change, this event will help you refine your responses, boost your confidence, and be better prepared for your next big opportunity. **This is a recurring event!** *The subjects and questions we practice on, depend on the attendees and their needs. However, here are some things that are usually worked on, in these meetings. * **Event Highlights:** * **Group Mock Interviews**: Break into small groups of 2-3 participants to practice with each other, taking turns as interviewer and interviewee. * **Real Job Postings**: Bring a job posting relevant to the role you're targeting and prepare questions based on the job. This will make the experience as realistic as possible. * **Constructive Feedback**: Receive peer and facilitator feedback to help you improve your answers and approach. * **Salary Negotiation Practice**: If you're up for it, we'll also practice discussing salary in a final interview setting to help you feel prepared for this important conversation. * **Networking & Support**: Meet others who are also on their job-search journey, share experiences, and exchange tips and advice.

**Wars, AI, Civilizations, and Competing Visions of Life...** We’re entering an era defined by a single, uneasy question: *who shapes the future of the world?* The rivalry between the United States and China is no longer just about trade or territory. It’s about technology, artificial intelligence, power—and, beneath it all, very different ideas about what a good life and a good society actually are. This is not a military briefing or a policy debate. It’s a philosophical conversation about what this global confrontation really means for humanity. *** **Topics we’ll touch on:** * Is this a new Cold War—or something fundamentally different? * AI as a strategic weapon: dominance, surveillance, autonomy, and control * Freedom vs stability: individual rights or collective order? * Can technology replace ideology—or does it secretly *become* ideology? * Is war becoming more likely, or just more invisible? * What do these two worldviews say about human nature, meaning, and purpose? * And ultimately… what kind of future are we drifting toward—and which one do we *want*? Casual discussion. No expertise required. Just curiosity, reflection, and a willingness to think beyond headlines and slogans. Whether you feel anxious, fascinated, skeptical, or conflicted—you’re not alone. Let’s look past the superpowers—and ask what kind of world they are quietly building for all of us.

Hej! Copenhagen’s not just cozy — it’s cosmopolitan too. [[Click this whatsapp groupchat link to join us](https://chat.whatsapp.com/HAJbRQkiuZKFtvdqBeVy4w)] Our Saturday 7:30 PM meetups gather 20–30-somethings who love international connections. Expect warm vibes, open minds, and a seat at the table for everyone. Come join the city’s most hyggeligt hangout. join us!!

In English 20:00-24:00 150 kr: [Tickets here](https://h2ocph.billetten.dk/index/eventdetails/eventno/142696) Step into the world of glamour, glitter and comedy! A century of music history from 1920's to 2020's retold through burlesque and cabaret by Margot LaReine and amazing guest stars - Sweet Alyssum, Bossy Nova and Sally Boleyn. Come to see the show, stay for the afterparty with cake and bubbles to celebrate Margot's birthday.

🎬 Film Screening with English Subtitles Saturday, January 24 at 9:00 PM, No Other Choice will be screened with English subtitles at Park Bio, located in the heart of Østerbro. A powerful and highly praised film, already receiving strong international attention. A great opportunity for non-Danish speakers to experience the film on the big screen. 🎟️ Tickets are available via Park Bio at [https://www.parkbio.dk/order_movie_ticket/4745](https://www.parkbio.dk/order_movie_ticket/4745 "https://www.parkbio.dk/order_movie_ticket/4745") We hope to see you there.

Dulles Code & Coffee is a collaborative community of software and technology enthusiasts seeking to learn, grow, and help each other. All skill levels are welcome. The concept is simple. Bring a laptop and ideas. We’ll provide coffee, tea, and donuts. Thank you to [BTI360](https://www.bti360.com/) for sponsoring this event. ## **Event Format** 1. At 9:15 everyone introduces themselves and briefly describes what brought them out this morning (project, homework, networking, etc.). 2. For the rest of the day folks work in the communal space, socializing and asking/giving help as desired. ## **Location** BTI360’s Office in Herndon The office is across from Worldgate, looking down on the toll road. ## **Address** 12930 Worldgate Dr, Ste 400, Herndon, VA 20170 [[map](https://goo.gl/maps/pF5ZrPUviX1vtmdSA)] ## **Logistics** * **Must be a U.S. Citizen to attend. Real ID verification is required.** * PARKING: Use the surface lot. All spaces marked MIII are open for parking. Please avoid Management spaces, State Farm and SP+ * ARRIVAL: Follow the signs from the front entrance to the freight elevator located in the parking garage on level P2. Take the elevator to Suite 400 (Floor 4). * How to find us video: [https://youtu.be/ohqFzyqiASE](https://youtu.be/ohqFzyqiASE) ## **Community Guidelines** We value the participation of each member of the community and want all attendees to have an enjoyable and fulfilling experience. To ensure a conducive environment, all participants are required to conform to our [code of conduct](https://github.com/DullesCodeCoffee/.github/blob/main/code-of-conduct.md).

We are collaborating with CAASM for an exciting event. Join us for an afternoon of live storytelling, featuring a table read of three original shorts written by local writers and performed by a talented cast of actors. Whether you’re a lover of live performance or just someone looking for a unique way to celebrate Valentine's, this event is perfect for anyone interested in the art of storytelling via scripts. **What to Expect:** * A live read-through of three original shorts. * A chance to experience new works in progress as they’re brought to life for the first time * A welcoming space to connect with local creatives Come support original storytelling and enjoy an evening of suspense, scares, and seasonal fun. **Perfect for:** Writers, theater lovers, or anyone who enjoys discovering new stories and supporting local creativity.

HYBRID EVENT, VIRTUAL SPEAKER In this talk, Sean Hoar will explore the transformative journey of AI’s role in modern software engineering, from rapid prototyping (“Vibe Coding”) to strategic AI integration by skilled practitioners. It clarifies the distinctions between AI-assisted, AI-enabled, and practitioner-led approaches, offering insights into how developers can effectively adapt to and harness AI tools. The presentation also highlights recent advancements and practical strategies for leveraging AI in daily workflows and long-term development.

**Join us in Falls Church for conversations that go beyond small talk.** Higher Grounds – Falls Church is where this growing network of gatherings began: a space for thoughtful, authentic dialogue about what matters most. Whether we’re exploring the nature of happiness, the challenges and possibilities of midlife, spirituality, culture, capitalism, parenting, or the role of art and travel in a meaningful life, every conversation is shaped by the people in the room. There’s no set leader or rigid agenda—just a shared commitment to listen as much as we speak. We start with brief introductions focused on what makes you *you* (not your LinkedIn bio), then dive straight into whatever is on people’s minds. The direction of each meetup emerges organically, making every event unique. MANDATORY: PLEASE REVIEW OUR COMMUNITY GUIDELINES IN THE GROUP DESCRIPTION. Everyone is expected to engage in respectful conversations and listen deeply as well as share. We have a zero tolerance policy of sexual harassment and hate speech. Come ready to share, reflect, and connect with others in Falls Church who are also seeking deeper conversations. **Suggested Questions: Life Stages & Transitions** 1. What did you think you'd have figured out by now that you're still completely winging? 2. When did you realize your parents' advice was for a world that no longer exists? 3. What are you finally old enough to stop pretending to care about? **Suggested Questions: Identity After the Roles** 1. Who are you when nobody needs anything from you? 2. What dream keeps resurfacing even though the "practical" time has passed? 3. How do you handle having the freedom you always said you wanted? **Suggested Questions: AI & Being Human** 1. What human experiences will AI never truly understand? 2. If machines handled all your have-to's, what would you actually do? 3. What becomes more precious as everything becomes automated? **Suggested Questions: Belief & Meaning** 1. What certainties have you given up, and what rushed in to fill that space? 2. How has knowing someone who died changed how you live? 3. What do you believe now that would shock your younger self? **Suggested Questions: The Modern Psyche** 1. What anxiety do you carry that previous generations didn't have? 2. Which of your survival strategies are you ready to retire? 3. What uncomfortable truth about happiness did it take you years to accept? **Suggested Questions: Work & Purpose** 1. When did you stop believing that your job would complete you? 2. What would you do for work if money and status weren't factors? 3. How has your definition of "making it" changed over the years? **Suggested Questions: Relationships & Connection** 1. What relationship dynamic do you keep recreating, and why? 2. When did you realize your parents were just people trying their best? 3. What kind of loneliness doesn't go away even when you're with others? **Suggested Questions: Time & Mortality** 1. What are you running out of time to say or do? 2. How differently do you spend your time knowing it's finite? 3. What will you regret not trying, even if you fail? **Suggested Questions: Society & Culture** 1. What social convention do you follow even though it makes no sense? 2. Which generation do you understand least, and what might you be missing? 3. What aspect of how we live now will seem insane in 20 years? **Suggested Questions: Personal Philosophy** 1. What rule for life did you create after learning something the hard way? 2. When did you stop believing that everyone else had it figured out 3. What paradox about life have you learned to live with?

Come join us for an evening of live storytelling with a table read of three original shorts, written by local writers and performed by our cast of talented actors. Whether you’re a lover of live performance or just someone looking for a unique way to celebrate Valentine's, this event is perfect for anyone interested in the art of storytelling via scripts. **What to Expect:** * A live read-through of three original shorts. * A chance to experience new works in progress as they’re brought to life for the first time * A welcoming space to connect with local creatives and fellow enthusiasts Come support original storytelling and enjoy an evening of suspense, scares, and seasonal fun. **Perfect for:** Writers, theater lovers, or anyone who enjoys discovering new stories and supporting local creativity.