Stand-up Comedy

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# Happy Birthday, You’re Dead Written and Directed by Terry Smith Produced by Jerri Wiseman ***You are invited to a surprise birthday party for Candy Crush, a D-list actor. She’s the hottest ticket in town. But her birthday party isn’t the only surprise she will get tonight! Someone’s about to be murdered. Only you can prevent this from happening before it’s game over. To miss this would be a crime.*** January 24 at Ono Offshore in Chantilly (with dinner) ONO Offshore, 4515 Daly Drive, Suite N, Chantilly, VA 20151 5:30pm Doors and Beverage Tabs open 6:00pm Dinner starts 6:45pm Show starts There will be a 15-20-minute intermission. Tickets: $57 plus ticketing fee and sales tax includes the show, catered dinner and dessert by Odd BBQ. Menu: Choice of smoked pulled pork or smoked chicken thighs and bun. Assemble your own sandwich with choice of BBQ sauce. (A Beyond Brat will be available for those who select a Vegetarian/Vegan Meal.) Macaroni and cheese. Grilled Vegetables. Baked Beans. Cookies for dessert. Beverages are not included in the ticket price. Guests will be able to open a tab for the self-serve beer wall with 4 craft beer options from Ono Brewing Company. There will also be hard seltzer available for purchase in addition to assorted sodas, tea, and bottled water. ### **[Buy tickets for ONO Offshore.](https://www.stagecoachtc.com/happy-birthday-youre-dead/)** You must buy a ticket to attend. An RSVP here will not save you a seat. This venue sells out quickly!

Open Mic StandUp Comedy. Sign up list goes out at 1:30 p.m. Each performer will get 5 minutes to perform. If you don't want to perform this time around, feel free to come enjoy the mic and relax. If you need to cancel, please change your status to "will not attend."

Location: Crossroads 13891 Metrotech Dr, Chantilly, VA Let’s meet at 7 to grab seats and chat before the comedy show at 8pm. 7pm - meet and greet in the non smoking section of the restaurant! 8pm - 10pm - comedy show in the non smoking section of the restaurant! 9pm King Moon Racer band, they will be in the smoking section of the restaurant, in case anyone like cigars. The duo from Black & White Comedy Productions Ace Jackson and Conner Williams are coming to take the stage together for an all-out improvised standup comedy crowd-work show packed with laughter! 🎤💥 And it’s FREE! Join us at Crossroads in Chantilly on Friday January 23rd at 8PM sharp to enjoy some killer standup comedy! 🤩 Witness two professional comedians take the stage and take turns on the mic going back and forth with each other and the crowd for a deep-dive into the hilarious aspects of life, the world, and everything in between. Hosted by one of the areas absolute favorite comedians, the one & only Angela Robinson! With a special guest to warm up the show, featuring the hilarious Hannah Erin Coyne! If you haven’t had the opportunity to see these extremely unique comedians and the energy they bring to the room, this is your golden opportunity to take a night out and witness a spectacle of standup comedy! We’ll see you there! 😉🫵 Be sure to grab your seats by 7:30pm and the show will start at 8 o’clock sharp! Please feel free to donate after the show to support the comedians! 🤝 About the comedians: Conner Williams is a West Virginia native, Navy veteran, husband, father, standup comedian and co-producer of Black & White Comedy Productions and the United By Comedy Podcast. Conner has created a stage presence that comes with an unwavering ability to connect with any crowd in any setting. He embeds his unique experiences throughout life, both positive and negative, into a non-stop ride of laughter and enjoyment for the audience members that could only be described as “hilarious story telling, a few dirty dad-jokes, and a healthy mixture of crowd-work”. He has produced and performed in hundreds of shows in the most popular comedy venues all across the DMV area, alongside some of the best in the biz. Conner has earned a spot opening or hosting for David Jolly, David Lucas, Hans Kim, Ari Shaffir and Tony Woods. Ace Jackson was born and raised in the Northern Virginia area, but has traveled near and far gaining an array unique perspectives on life along the way (Probably because he almost lost his several times). Reserved in public but lively on the mic, Ace is not afraid to address any elephant in the room, or to say whatever may come to his mind for the sake of a good joke. He shares his upbringing and uses the stage to find humor in both the positives and negatives of every aspect in life, leaving you laughing and thinking throughout the show and even on the ride home. Ace Jackson has produced and performed in hundreds of shows across the DMV area alongside some of the best in the comedy game, including featuring for Tony Woods at the DC Improv, and spots at The Church of Satire Comedy Club and The Cellar Door. About King Moon Racer: We are excited for our debut at Crossroads in Chantilly VA!! Come join us for a night of power pop infused rock with covers by Tom Petty, Bryan Adams, Cheap Trick and John Mellencamp!

Let’s get together and fellowship at this open mic night! It’s a chill event and a great place to meet new people. Feel free to share your talent or even a testimony if you’re moved to 🤗. After the event ends, we’ll head over to the Wegmans in Reston for games on the second floor.

"**Besides — laughing together is good for the church — *and* for people who have no interest in the church. Just come. It’s good."** The Emcee is the Pastor of the church who just so happens to be an improv comedian that has performed across the country. Improv is about telling stories - the highs and lows - and learning to see the humor, and maybe you'll even find some faith in the process. Read more: https://www.thevineva.org/worship/improv-church/ Cost is $10, buy directly from the church: https://checkout.square.site/merchant/9TEZQJ4VZ75X5/checkout/UFLOGDN65GU5CHJPI6QFSFKJ