Major League Baseball

**\*\*Please note this event is in-person only.\*\* We have limited space, please do not RSVP if you are not planning on joining us in person in D.C. at SEI.** The villainous **Lord Taart Chart** has emerged from the shadows once again, and he’s targeting your data! In a brazen attack, he’s stolen your carefully curated data and locked it deep inside his fortified **Azure Vault**. **Your Mission:** You and your team must rise to the challenge, confronting Lord Taart Chart’s wicked ways by solving his **10 Power Query Puzzles**. These devious challenges will test your ability to wrangle, transform, and tame even the messiest of data. Join us at SEI for a reprise of our most popular session from Power BI Days DC 2025, a fiendishly tricky collaborative game developed by our very own John Kerski. In March, Lord Taart Chart will hit the road for his first ever appearance on the national stage at FabCon Atlanta.

♠️😲♠️ **W.O.W. Spades Night** ♠️😲♠️ Washington on Wednesday (W.O.W.) - 3rd Wednesday Spades in DC 🌟Spades in DC! We are trying a new location. If things go well, we may meet there more often. Come hang out with us and have a great time! No partner is needed! Find one onsite. All skill levels are welcome. Here are the details: 📌 Nando's Peri-Peri Chicken - Navy Yard 300 Tingey St SE #150, Washington, DC 20003 📆 Posted in multiple groups. So, expect a nice crowd. 🌟 The fun starts at 5:30pm! RSVP today. 🚌 One block from Navy Yard Metro Station 🚗 Street Parking available. See photo section for nearby parking lots/garages. 🍷 Alcoholic beverages are available! 🍗 Please support the business by ordering food/drinks.

One time Bob scored a goal with his back Bring enthusiasm and a good attitude, plus a light and a dark shirt. No slide tackling, casual play. Warnings, yellow cards, and red cards will be issued based on behavior and play. GENERAL REMARKS Given the huge demand, we had to limit the Meetups to a maximum number of players. To play, you must register for each meetup (on a first come first served basis). Once the Meetups are full, there is a waiting list and you can still get a seat if players cancel. If you are not on the list, please do not drop by, as we can only play with a maximum of players. LATE DROPOFF POLICY: Late drop-offs will incur a 1-week suspension. Repeated late drop-offs may be subject to increased suspension time. All suspensions handled on case-by-case basis. COVID19 MEASURES: IF YOU ARE SICK OR IF YOU HAVE ANY SYMPTOMS, DO NOT SHOW UP. Yellow Cards: Swearing at other player, hostile physical behavior, slide tackling, unnecessarily aggressive physical play (despite warning). RED CARDS: Initiating hostile physical conflict with another player. Repeated offense of the above yellow card behaviors. RULES: 1. Be cordial and nice 2. NO SWEARING AT OTHER PLAYERS 3. NO HOSTILE PHYSICAL ACTIONS (OUTSIDE OF COMPETITIVE TACKLES) 4. NO SLIDE TACKLING 5. YELLOW CARDS: Accumulation of three yellow cards will mean you will not be able to play for a game. 6. RED CARDS: Red card will remove you from the game and you will not be able to play the next game. 7. WAITLISTED INDIVIDUALS: Please avoid coming to the game if you are waitlisted. If players do not make it, the waitlist will be updated based on the time and date of sign up... PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE RULES. By agreeing to sign up, you are waiving us and meetup from liability for any injuries.

Our weekly co-ed ball hockey league plays every Wednesday from roughly 7:00-11:00pm, year-round, (with the exception of a few rare holidays) at the newly renovated Rockville Sports Arena. Whether you're brand new to ball hockey or have experience playing either ball hockey or ice hockey at higher level leagues/tournaments, we're confident you'll find a level of play that fits what you're looking for. Come check us out one Wednesday (we frequently have sub opportunities) or let us know if you want to join our next season! Ball hockey, sometimes referred to as street hockey or dek hockey, is rapidly growing in popularity. It plays very similarly to ice hockey, but with less equipment and a lower cost!

● Ultra-light ball (\~1/8th as heavy as a normal 5). This allows zero chances of ball causing brain injury. (Hence the name, Soccer Zero.) It's also nice to do toe kicks! ● Injury-based foul system. This means that the rules apply even for same-team-side fouls, too. You can use your hands to protect yourself from the ball; hand balls are only called if you did it to gain an advantage. Yellow cards will cause the fouler to sit out for 120 seconds. Strong kicks of balls to anyone's head, called "face kicks", or nuts (for male players only), are yellow-card fouls even though the ball is so light it doesn't matter as much. This penalizes inconsiderate play, something we really do care about. Reckless players or anyone getting a red card is banned. (Before heading, you need to have an idea of where other nearby players are.) So, as an example, if you kicked the ball at high speed to your own teammate's head you still have to sit out for 2 minutes. ● No out of bounds. This makes it more interesting and easier to ref. ● No offsides. ● No goalies for the senior team. (The senior team is the one that is ahead in points.) This rule is used in place of an offsides rule, since it implies you cannot win by sticking some fat player who stands in front of their relatively small Pugg goal all day long. We define a goalie to be any defender intentionally within the "goal area". In turn, this *goal area* is defined as the ground in front of the goal covered by the top of the goal, were the goal to be tipped forwards onto the ground, similar to what would happen if the wind blew strongly from behind and the stakes were not secured. ● Goal resizing. Sometimes a strong player comes on mid-game after teams were picked by the two captains. If someone like Ronaldo joins a team and/or both captains agree to goal resizing to make the game more balanced the game will be stopped and the goal sizes altered to make it more even. Please don't suggest team shuffling as a better method. It destroys the team spirit. If the switched player sucks, it will add insult to injury to him or her. On the other hand, if the switched player is good, past points stack against him or her, which also destroys the game integrity, much of which is about trying to get your team to win. Goal resizing and point multiplying (each point counts as 2 for the junior team) maintains game integrity and helps maintain balance and game intensity. Games are in Silver Spring, MD. They are reffed. Clean red and blue pinnies are supplied when needed. A weekly invitation including a recap of the prior week's game is sent out to any players who want to read it. See here (https://www.meetup.com/safersoccer/boards/thread/23643732/0/). RSVPs are required. The reason is that it should increase their own enjoyment. You see, the ideal number of players for a pickup soccer game is perhaps 6x6 - 8x8; some players won't attend if they think the turnout will be low, and others will just assume the game will be cancelled even though we always play. (As a practical matter, smaller games are less fun since the comics won't have the audience they need, but, they do have two hidden benefits: shorter, more intense games/workouts and fewer face kicks/yellow cards. So we play no matter how small or large.) So non-RSVPers are a little short sighted, since they don't seem to want to maximize their own enjoyment in the long run. Rational and sane players who have a good chance of attending RSVP a week early here [and in the subgroup](https://www.meetup.com/safersoccer/). Location map (cut & paste url into a browser)(park on Plyers Mill): secure.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/2/1/7/2/600_364808562.jpeg

In a parallel world, human hearts can take almost any form. Each person has a uniquely shaped heart: one might look like a toaster, another like a mushroom, a rock, a lamp, or a frog. What’s more, they’re easily removed (not a gory process), which frees the owner from emotional turmoil but leads to long-term detrimental effects. The central characters live in a society where treatment for negative emotional states is freely available, although the treatments are bizarre. Relying heavily on metaphors, this is a love story with a lot to say about emotional connections between people and the difficulty in forming them. ■ Title — *With Love and a Major Organ* ■ Director — Kim Albright ■ Cast — Anna Maguire, Hamza Haq, Veena Sood ■ Unrated, suitable for general audiences ■ ©2023 \| 1h 31m \| Drama ■ Distributed by Cineverse

Cost: free Court Type: Outdoor Sand Level: Social (everyone is welcome) Transportation: Parking will be right in front of the courts. What to bring: a ball if you have one. This is a social volleyball which means as long as you played volleyball before and can keep some rally going you can attend. The point is to practice being a team player, have fun, be social, and make friends. We should try to have 2 passes before sending the ball over on most plays. Let's get everyone involved in the game.

An ancient dark wizard has hidden three priceless, powerful weapons in his volcanic stronghold. Can you brave its dangers and bring them to light? This event is hosted using the Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition Adventurers League rules. This is a Tier 2 adventure, appropriate for both experienced and relatively new players. \*\**[Join us on Discord!](https://discord.gg/mG24YCk7wj) Attending this event indicates that you agree to follow NOVA Adventurers League Code of Conduct, which can be found in the #code-of-conduct channel on our Discord. You must join and accept the Discord rules before signing up to any MeetUp events. These rules include but are not limited to:* *\- Assigning your name and pronouns as your server nickname;* *\- Confirming your age as 18 or older;* *\- Participating in a respectful environment for both our AL DMs and your fellow players\.*

An ancient dark wizard has hidden three priceless, powerful weapons in his volcanic stronghold. Can you brave its dangers and bring them to light? This event is hosted using the Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition Adventurers League rules. This is a Tier 2 adventure, appropriate for both experienced and relatively new players. \*\**[Join us on Discord!](https://discord.gg/mG24YCk7wj) Attending this event indicates that you agree to follow NOVA Adventurers League Code of Conduct, which can be found in the #code-of-conduct channel on our Discord. You must join and accept the Discord rules before signing up to any MeetUp events. These rules include but are not limited to:* *\- Assigning your name and pronouns as your server nickname;* *\- Confirming your age as 18 or older;* *\- Participating in a respectful environment for both our AL DMs and your fellow players\.*

Our weekly co-ed ball hockey league plays every Wednesday from roughly 7:00-11:00pm, year-round, (with the exception of a few rare holidays) at the newly renovated Rockville Sports Arena. Whether you're brand new to ball hockey or have experience playing either ball hockey or ice hockey at higher level leagues/tournaments, we're confident you'll find a level of play that fits what you're looking for. Come check us out one Wednesday (we frequently have sub opportunities) or let us know if you want to join our next season! Ball hockey, sometimes referred to as street hockey or dek hockey, is rapidly growing in popularity. It plays very similarly to ice hockey, but with less equipment and a lower cost!

NO CLEAT SHOES. Please show up at 06:45 PM sharp so we can warm up, distribute pennies, and make the division. IF YOU ARE A FIRST-TIMER PLEASE PAY UPFRONT OR ELSE YOUR SPOT WILL BE GIVEN TO SOMEONE ELSE. We are back at our old location for the next set of games - Dulles Sportsplex at Sterling, VA ! We'll play in Field #2 for this game. (might be field 1 or 3 as a result of last minute change by sportsplex so please check other fields if you don't find us on 2) \*\*\*\* $20 each player \*\*\*\* 1- You need to RSVP. **Those who RSVP but do not show up will be banned from the group** 2- $20 each player will be collected before the game. We accept payment through Venmo (https://venmo.com/u/Rizwan-Sabir-1) and zelle (571-266-9736). Once you have paid please DM me so i can mark you as paid. 3- We'll play in Field #2. 4- Pinnies will be provided. 5. No cleats are allowed 6. Please download the Covidwise app 7. please appear at field at least 15 minutes ahead to warm up and manage the players distribution. For legal purposes, we need to add the following:- BY JOINING AND/OR PARTICIPATING WITH Sterling Pick-up Indoor Weekend Soccer YOU CERTIFY THE FOLLOWING: I certify that playing soccer may be risky and dangerous. I realize that those risks include, but are not limited to, permanent paralysis and death, and may result from slips, falls, collisions, equipment failure, bad decision-making, inattentive players and from equipment that has become worn, loose or damaged. I understand that there are unforeseeable accidents. While particular rules, equipment, and personal discipline may reduce this risk, I acknowledge the risk of injury does exist. You also certify that Sterling Pick-up Indoor Weekend Soccer and/or its organizers are not responsible for any injuries. Due to covid 19 please be advised with the following: 1- stay home if you have been in close contact with someone who was diagnosed with Covid 19 or if you had any of the following symptoms in the last 3 days: achy/itchy throat, diarrhea, elevated temperature, loss of smell or taste, coughing or sneezing continuously 2- wear a face mask at all time on the premises of the sports complex when not playing 3- do not shake hands with any team members or high five before or during the game 4- bring your own hand sanitizer with you in the game so you can disinfect with every water break 5- Download the covidwise app to help with contact tracing in order to insure safety of all game members 6- please understand that the risk of conducting Covid 19 is higher when you engage in contact sports and accept full responsibility towards this possibility. By signing up for this game you hereby accept the above terms and conditions and therefore any of the game organizers or game participants are not legally or morally responsible for anyone’s well being but their own.

One of college basketball’s most iconic matchups is back — **Duke vs. UNC**, the legendary **Tobacco Road rivalry**, just ahead of March Madness. Join us for a high-energy watch party with good food, drinks, and a great atmosphere as these longtime rivals face off. Whether you’ve followed the rivalry for years or just enjoy a big college basketball game, this one is always a good time. We’ll meet a bit early to grab seats, order drinks, and settle in before 6:30pm tip-off — come enjoy a classic college hoops night with good company.