RE: [The-Burnsville-Socrates-Cafe] FBI.
| From: | user 5. |
| Sent on: | Thursday, March 29, 2012, 3:41 PM |
Well, somehow, the shock of your hotness, has led to more FBI (female body inspectors) agents.
You should really get some kind of commission from FBI though for attracting all those agents.
I know it wasn't me that led the FBI here. I'm not shocking, although I do have a website - www.ShockAndAwful.com
It's not really developed yet because it's not really shocking, and it's not awful.
I can tell you're financially strapped, Luda.
Tell ya what, under popular demand, I'm going to youtube my song.
I can show some background pictures. We can get FBI (female body inspectors) really after us if I put your pic on my video-song on youtube.
Then we can advertise with youtube, and collect some dough for you.
Deal?
Chris
From: [address removed] [mailto:[address removed]] On Behalf Of Luda Lindahl
Sent: Thursday, March 29,[masked]:24
To: [address removed]
Subject: Re: [The-Burnsville-Socrates-Cafe] FBI.
don't worry Chris, there are big problems in this world and there are little problems too. I got a job about 2months ago when I should do one thing = data analysis and they changed it to a developer all of the sudden, so they gave me something more difficult to do. Guess what, i proved that I can do this job too so they just let me go calling it the "Conflicts of Personalities" . It was obvious from the beginning that it would be a personalities conflict, because an ugly fat younger lady who looked much older then me was controlling what I was doing, so it was a "Barracuda Fight" of course she was a 'real barracuda' and I was just watching her and trying to do my business. They let me go anyways, because she was on the job for 15 years and I am a new employee, just a temp. Good that manager kinda knew what to expact so they are looking for diff position for me right now.
From: Chris Roller <[address removed]>
To: [address removed]
Sent: Thursday, March 29,[masked]:57 PM
Subject: RE: [The-Burnsville-Socrates-Cafe] FBI.
Worst thing about that hour delay...
I was experiencing porn-withdrawal!
LOL
Ya gotta admit, Jon, that's entertainment!
Seriously, I have to get back to my computer certification study.
I have to convince an employer that I'm normal and can work normally, and blend into the background.
Chris
From: [address removed] [mailto:[address removed]] On Behalf Of Chris Roller
Sent: Thursday, March 29,[masked]:15
To: [address removed]
Subject: RE: [The-Burnsville-Socrates-Cafe] FBI.
Strange...trying to send off this msg, I realized...
my internet and cable was down for an hour.
Hmmmm....just like it was controlled by the FBI or something related to the Truman Show.
Pretty tricky joke, Jon.
You are crafty. I don't know how you did that?
But, I will not be deterred!
Chris
From: [address removed] [mailto:[address removed]] On Behalf Of Chris Roller
Sent: Thursday, March 29,[masked]:07
To: [address removed]
Subject: [The-Burnsville-Socrates-Cafe] FBI.
I think somebody called the FBI on me.
It's my psychic senses (like spider-man).
So you're telling me I can only get attention if I act weird!
Gidde-up!
So now I've got a full audience here to entertain. Cool!
Who tattled?
Here's the thing. FBI stands for female body inspector.
And since Luda's pic, we now have over 20 new members with Socrates Burnsville.
That's the FBI, Jon! Ha! Gotcha!
Nobody could actually give a rip what I say next!
Chris
From: [address removed] [mailto:[address removed]] On Behalf Of Chris Roller
Sent: Thursday, March 29,[masked]:33
To: [address removed]
Subject: RE: [The-Burnsville-Socrates-Cafe] State Rep. thinks women should be prepared for rape like he is prepared for a flat tire... wait... WHAT?!
Not sure how you pronounce that, but yes,
my knee could definitely use a massage.(massageAKnee) - a certain knee in particular ;) lol. I'm a hoot!
And it wasn't Dick who brought it up (the topic), it was Adrusela! She's watching me!
Chris
From: [address removed] [mailto:[address removed]] On Behalf Of Jon Anderson
Sent: Thursday, March 29,[masked]:06
To: [address removed]
Subject: Re: [The-Burnsville-Socrates-Cafe] State Rep. thinks women should be prepared for rape like he is prepared for a flat tire... wait... WHAT?!
Chris,
Look up the definition of the word misogyny. Please.
Jon
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On Mar 29, 2012, at 10:43, Chris Roller <[address removed]> wrote:
I just thought of something...
Funny/related topic, almost like someone knew I wrote this song, and spawned this topic for me...
I tell ya, Dick, who spawned this, is watching me....
I wrote a song called Fix My Flat. I'm sure you'll appreciate me more when you hear it, Shannon. Seriously, you didn't think the bar could be any lower. Just listen.
http://www.rocknrollerband.com/Songs/FixMyFlat.html
Real-life story. You think men are driven by their penis? Women and their selective ovaries!
She had a flat, but she didn't get nailed. Roller is the only nice guy out there. Or the only fool! Story of my life! :)Chris
From: [address removed] [mailto:[address removed]] On Behalf Of Luda Lindahl
Sent: Thursday, March 29,[masked]:57
To: [address removed]
Subject: Re: [The-Burnsville-Socrates-Cafe] State Rep. thinks women should be prepared for rape like he is prepared for a flat tire... wait... WHAT?!
Of course I was joking. Honestly, I haven't get any phones and seriously, I wanted to change the subject.
Yesterday I watched "Murdoph Scandal" on FRONTLINE, a new documentary. That is a terrible tragedy and I think worth talking about. System or human flows.
Have a nice Thursday morning everyone.Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
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Date: Thu, 29 Mar[masked]:35:30 -0400
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Subject: RE: [The-Burnsville-Socrates-Cafe] State Rep. thinks women should be prepared for rape like he is prepared for a flat tire... wait... WHAT?!
Seriously, now.
Stop the funny, Luda...
This is the problem, and it is serious...
Luda, you ladies think you can carry on any way you want, unaware we are real men with real animalic feelings.
you've now got all the guys on this meetup list hot.
Next thing ya know, you got a flat tire! Or you're gonna give someone else a flat tire.
How are you gonna cool off us guys?
Hint: That was the lead-in to another pic!
Luda, let me know if you want to borrow a pic of my ex, Donna. Socrates met her. That will surely cool off the guys!!!
Chris
fyi: Luda, How many phone #s have you received from that earlier msg?
From: [address removed] [mailto:[address removed]] On Behalf Of Luda Lindahl
Sent: Wednesday, March 28,[masked]:25
To: [address removed]
Subject: Re: [The-Burnsville-Socrates-Cafe] State Rep. thinks women should be prepared for rape like he is prepared for a flat tire... wait... WHAT?!
Hey what ever it takes to tick. Right?
Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
From: Chris Roller <[address removed]>
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Date: Wed, 28 Mar[masked]:22:07 -0400
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Subject: RE: [The-Burnsville-Socrates-Cafe] State Rep. thinks women should be prepared for rape like he is prepared for a flat tire... wait... WHAT?!
This seriously is one of the funniest messages I've ever seen.
Thank you Luda, for cheering me up, and showing some humor by women. Bravo!
Some day I'd like to talk with you to find out what you were thinking last msg.
Maybe I'll interview you on my late night talk show, in Heavansville!
Chris
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Sent: Wednesday, March 28,[masked]:27
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Subject: Re: [The-Burnsville-Socrates-Cafe] State Rep. thinks women should be prepared for rape like he is prepared for a flat tire... wait... WHAT?!</
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