Über uns
Welcome!
We are Berlin’s finest collective of unfit, overenthusiastic, and gloriously mediocre athletes. We play football, volleyball (beach and hall, we’re fancy like that), basketball, frisbee, unihockey, kickball — and pretty much any team sport that lets us chase things, laugh, and occasionally fall over dramatically.
🕺 Can you move a bit? Even slowly?
😂 Can you laugh at yourself?
⏰ Can you show up on time (because team sports need, well… teams)?
Boom — you’re exactly our kind of terrible.
Our members are international, weird, wonderful, and united by one mission: no tryhards, no jerks, no people who take winning—or themselves—too seriously. Fitness is optional, but being kind and chaos-tolerant is required.
After games, we usually hang out for a drink or food, because socializing counts as a sport (and we're gold medalists).
So if you're tired of super fit people yelling about tactics, and just want to move, laugh, and make friends — welcome home. Come be terrible… with us.
Waiti List policy:
It not first come, first served. We try to put together a mixed, diverse group of friendly & relaxed people. The more "terrible" skills & mindset, the better. If you did not get a spot, don´t be angry - it probably means your are better than us and ready to play in a competitive environment.
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Bad at Football
Mauerpark Stone Circle, Schwedter Str. 82, Berlin, DEDo you like to play football - but relaxed and not with competitive or aggressive players? Are you a bit lazy, a bit old, a bit unfit or not so talented? Are you tired of insecure bros who only want to show off their skills? Then Bad at Football is the right thing for you!
We are a group of friendly people who just want to have a relaxed kick. All genders, ages (+18) and nationalities welcome. Feel free to join the waitlist even if it seems long - sometimes we make the event larger and play on two pitches (24 players, four teams), depending on demand.Note: We do not allow high-studded football boots during our sessions. To avoid injuries, we only play with "Multinocken" (multistuds) or shorter. Please have a look here: link.
Rules for lazy & lousy football- Don’t be competitive
- No hard tackling/sliding challenges
- Support new players by giving them the time and space to play the ball
- Don’t dribble past multiple players (trying to take on a player is fine but at no point should you be trying to dribble past multiple players).
- Don’t close down the defenders too quickly. Give the team a chance to play the ball out.
- Rotate the goalkeeper
- Be a teamplayer
Waiting list:
The more terrible your skills the better your chances to get a spot.4 Teilnehmer
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