
Über uns
Welcome!
We are Berlin’s finest collective of unfit, overenthusiastic, and gloriously mediocre athletes. We play football, volleyball (beach and hall, we’re fancy like that), basketball, frisbee, unihockey, kickball — and pretty much any team sport that lets us chase things, laugh, and occasionally fall over dramatically.
🕺 Can you move a bit? Even slowly?
😂 Can you laugh at yourself?
⏰ Can you show up on time (because team sports need, well… teams)?
Boom — you’re exactly our kind of terrible.
Our members are international, weird, wonderful, and united by one mission: no tryhards, no jerks, no people who take winning—or themselves—too seriously. Fitness is optional, but being kind and chaos-tolerant is required.
After games, we usually hang out for a drink or food, because socializing counts as a sport (and we're gold medalists).
So if you're tired of super fit people yelling about tactics, and just want to move, laugh, and make friends — welcome home. Come be terrible… with us.
Waiti List policy:
It not first come, first served. We try to put together a mixed, diverse group of friendly & relaxed people. The more "terrible" skills & mindset, the better. If you did not get a spot, don´t be angry - it probably means your are better than us and ready to play in a competitive environment.
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Terrible Unihockey! ( No Experience Necessary)
Kurt-Schwitters-Schule, Greifswalder Str.25, Berlin, DECurious what Unihockey (Floorball) is all about? This event is perfect for complete beginners! We'll be getting together for a casual introduction to this fast-paced sport.
No prior experience is required! We'll learn the basic rules, get some tips on how to handle the stick and ball, and most importantly, have some fun!
What to expect:
- Casual and relaxed atmosphere: We're all here to learn and have a good time.
- Basic instruction: We'll cover the fundamentals of the game.
- Light game We'll have a relaxed game to get a feel for the sport.
- Gear up: We'll provide sticks and balls, but feel free to bring comfortable athletic wear.
Who should come:
- Anyone curious about Unihockey.
- People who enjoy team sports and want to try something new.
- Those looking for a fun and active social event.
Please bring shoes for indoor sport (no street shoes, no dark soles).
> Disclaimer: This is a beginner-friendly event. We'll be playing at a casual pace and focusing on fun and learning." THIS EVENT IS NOT FOR COMPETITIVE PEOPLE
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