Über uns
Welcome!
We are Berlin’s finest collective of unfit, overenthusiastic, and gloriously mediocre athletes. We play football, volleyball (beach and hall, we’re fancy like that), basketball, frisbee, unihockey, kickball — and pretty much any team sport that lets us chase things, laugh, and occasionally fall over dramatically.
🕺 Can you move a bit? Even slowly?
😂 Can you laugh at yourself?
⏰ Can you show up on time (because team sports need, well… teams)?
Boom — you’re exactly our kind of terrible.
Our members are international, weird, wonderful, and united by one mission: no tryhards, no jerks, no people who take winning—or themselves—too seriously. Fitness is optional, but being kind and chaos-tolerant is required.
After games, we usually hang out for a drink or food, because socializing counts as a sport (and we're gold medalists).
So if you're tired of super fit people yelling about tactics, and just want to move, laugh, and make friends — welcome home. Come be terrible… with us.
Waiti List policy:
It not first come, first served. We try to put together a mixed, diverse group of friendly & relaxed people. The more "terrible" skills & mindset, the better. If you did not get a spot, don´t be angry - it probably means your are better than us and ready to play in a competitive environment.
