Terrible Basketball

🏀 TERRIBLE BASKETBALL 🏀
Welcome to the worst basketball event you’ll ever attend.
Do you know the rules of basketball? Forget them.
Can you dribble? Great, please don’t come.
Can you shoot a hoop? Seriously—stay home.
This is an event for absolute beginners, chaotic movers, ball-chasers, and people who think “free throw” means someone’s giving away soup. If you’ve never played basketball before, congratulations: you are our MVP.
Here’s what you can expect:

• Random running in every direction.
• Accidentally throwing the ball at the wrong basket (or at nothing).
• Team huddles that devolve into giggles.
• Lots of laughter, zero skills.

Important:
If you are good, you are banned.
If you are okay, you will probably be bored.
We only want beginners, clowns, and chaos-bringers.
And most importantly:
👉 We will NOT count points.
👉 We will NEVER count points.
👉 Counting points is forbidden.
This is terrible basketball. A moving, giggling chaos machine disguised as a sport. The goal isn’t winning—it’s nonsense, sweat, and laughter.
Come prepared to be bad.
Come prepared to be ridiculous.
Come prepared… to miss every single shot.

please be prepared to move, and run a bit, and its important: bring hall shoes (shoes with light soles and that are not wore outside of the court.)