Jugendfußball

Welcome to Terrible Football Berlin!
Do you want to play football but don't want to pay? Are you a bit unfit, a bit old, or a bit Terrible? Want to have a relaxed kick about and a couple of beers after? Then Terrible Football is for you!
Anyone can play: any ability, any age, and any gender. Terrible Football is about miss kicked clearances, sweet half volleys and desperate diving saves. We play in the rain, sun or snow. It's completely free, and always will be. It's open, inclusive and Terrible.
We usually play on Astro (artificial grass) and sometimes on grass, depending on numbers. Bibs, balls, and cones are taken care of! Just bring sporty clothes and a pair of rubber studded football shoes you'll be good to go! You don't need shin pads and we don't allow hard plastic or metal studs.
The exact location of the event is in the Telegram group description (https://t.me/joinchat/OkWQBBcw3b7ptauwrIEfig Still trouble finding us? Send a message in our Telegram group and we'll help you out. You'll also stay up to date with last-minute changes!
See you on the pitch!
... and stay Terrible!
 \-\-\-\> GUIDELINES FOR THE SESSIONS <\-\-\-
 How the games will work:
 1\. We will have up to 20 players\.
 2\. Please RSVP on Meetup if you want to participate\.
 3\. If you sign up\, please try your best to attend the event to avoid disturbing the format\. If you cannot attend the session\, deregister asap \(Please check below how the waiting list will work\)\. LATEST CANCELLATION is 3 HOURS before the start of the event\. 4\. Regular no\-shows could be banned from future TF Meetups\.
 5\. We will NOT allow unregistered participants\.
 6\. The organizer group will ban repeat rule breakers\, so play nice\.

Do you like to play football - but relaxed and not with competitive or aggressive players? Are you a bit lazy, a bit old, a bit unfit or not so talented? Are you tired of insecure bros who only want to show off their skills? **Then [Lousy & Lazy Football](https://www.instagram.com/landlsc/) is the right thing for you!** We are a group of friendly people who just want to have a relaxed kick. All genders, ages (+18) and nationalities welcome. **Feel free to join the waitlist even if it seems long - sometimes we make the event larger and play on two pitches (24 players, four teams) or even three pitches (36 players, six teams), depending on demand.** Note: **We do not allow high-studded football boots during our sessions.** To avoid injuries, we only play with "Multinocken" (multistuds) or shorter. Please have a look here: [link](https://www.11teamsports.com/de-de/fussballschuhe/multinocken/). Rules for lazy & lousy football 1. **Don’t be competitive** 2. **No hard tackling/sliding challenges** 3. **Support new players by giving them the time and space to play the ball** 4. **Don’t dribble past multiple players (trying to take on a player is fine but at no point should you be trying to dribble past multiple players).** 5. **Don’t close down the defenders too quickly. Give the team a chance to play the ball out.** 6. **Rotate the goalkeeper** 7. **Be a teamplayer** Waiting list: This meetup is for members of the Lousy & Lazy Sport Club. If you want to try out our lousy & lazy sport events, you can do a trial run (Probetraining).

Deutsch/English mixed, but hosted by a Berliner—expect some real talk. No pressure, no forced vibes. Just a relaxed social evening where you can show up as you are, have a drink, and meet people naturally. Whether you're new to the city or have been here for years, this is a chance to experience Berlin in a more authentic, unfiltered way. Come by, stay as long as you like, and see where the night goes.

**Join us for outdoor grass volleyball in Hasenheide park!** This event is not suitable for complete beginners. We play with two nets. The "chill court" is for mixed-level play with 3v3 up to 5v5. The "competitive court" is for higher-level 2v2 play with beach rules. Be sure to wear suitable sports clothing and perhaps bring a drink. There are no facilities such as changing rooms and showers in the park. A nearby public toilet is also available, but it might be closed, dirty, or not have toilet paper. **Location**: We play in the narrow clearing, located between the two paths in the center of Hasenheide park, on the southern side. Updates will be posted in the WhatsApp group, which you can join via [https://tinyurl.com/ParkVolley](https://tinyurl.com/ParkVolley) **RSVP**: Put yourself on the waitlist, even if other people are already on there. The waitlist is not chronological, so even if there are 30 people on there, you still have a chance! If you get a spot, you will be moved to the attending list and notified by Meetup. This is a free event with limited space. **If you can't make it, promptly update your RSVP to NO** so others can take your place. If you do not show up or cancel last minute, you will be marked as a no-show, reducing your chances of getting off the waitlist in the future. **Payment:** This event is free, but you are invited to make a 2 EUR donation towards equipment. **Attending**: Do not join if you have an infectious disease. You need to be on the attendee list to attend; **being on the waitlist is not sufficient**. Do not bring friends that are not on the attendee list. **Showing up without having a valid RSVP will get you banned**. **Safety**: Mind the terrain. The grass might be uneven and contain items such as bottle caps. It is not suitable for diving or playing like on a beach. Be careful not to twist your ankle. Keep an eye on your belongings since we are in a public park. We do *not* have a full first aid kit available. Please inform the organizer of any medical conditions that might require attention during the event. Some things you *might* want to bring: \* Drink \* Snacks \* Insect spray \* Sunscreen \* Toilet paper, if you wish to use the public toilet Join our WhatsApp community via [https://tinyurl.com/ParkVolley](https://tinyurl.com/ParkVolley) Follow us on Insta at [https://www.instagram.com/berlinvolleyball](https://www.instagram.com/berlinvolleyball) Pictures might be taken and shared publicly, such as on Meetup or Instagram. You can opt out by letting the organizer know you do not wish to be photographed. By RSVP'ing to this event, you acknowledge and agree to the following: Participation in this volleyball event is at your own risk. The organizer is not responsible for any injury, loss, or damage sustained during the event, whether caused by negligence or otherwise. You are aware of the inherent risks involved in park volleyball and voluntarily assume these risks. You agree to hold the organizer harmless from any claims, liabilities, or expenses arising from your participation, including any medical costs. Share anonymous feedback with the organizer via https://www.admonymous.co/entropy

Im Jungfernheideweg 77, 13629 Berlin treffen wir uns zwischen 16.30 Uhr und 22.30 Uhr wieder um gemeinsam Brett- und Gesellschaftsspiele zu daddeln. Das Angebot richtet sich an alle Interessierten. Kinder bitte erst ab 12 Jahre. Eine Vielzahl toller Brettspiele sind vor Ort, es können aber auch gerne eigene mitgebracht werden. PS: Es wäre sehr hilfreich wenn die Leute, die sich anmelden und dann doch nicht können, sich auch wieder abmelden vorher. danke schön

**Join us for spikeball at a sunny spot in the Hasenheide park!** Everyone from beginners to intermediate players is welcome. If you are a try-hard pro, this event is not for you. Spikeball is played with four people. The rules are like two vs two volleyball, except instead of hitting a ball *over* a net, you’ll be hitting the ball *onto* the net. The ball will bounce off the net, and the other team will have a chance to return it. You do not need to bring any equipment. Sports clothing, shoes that allow for quick movement on grass, and a drink are recommended. DM J to get an invite link to our WhatsApp group. **Location**: We meet at our usual playing location, close to Café Hasenschänke, inside Hasenheide park. See the map pin. We'll be next to the two volleyball nets from this volley meetup [https://www.meetup.com/berlin-volley/events/](https://www.meetup.com/berlin-volley/events/). You cannot join the volley group by signing up for spikeball. **Payment:** This event is free, but we invite you to make a donation of 1 EUR towards the equipment. **Attending**: Do not join if you have an infectious disease. **Safety**: Mind the terrain. The grass might be uneven and contain dangerous items like glass and bottle caps. Be careful not to twist your ankle. Please keep a close eye on your belongings, as we are in a public park. We do *not* have a full first aid kit available. Please inform the organizer of any medical conditions that might require attention during the event. Pictures might be taken and shared publicly, such as on Meetup or Instagram. You can opt out by letting the organizer know you do not wish to be photographed. By RSVP'ing to this event, you acknowledge and agree to the following: Participation in this spikeball event is at your own risk. The organizer is not responsible for any injury, loss, or damage sustained during the event, whether caused by negligence or otherwise. You are aware of the inherent risks involved in spikeball at the park and voluntarily assume these risks. You agree to hold the organizer harmless from any claims, liabilities, or expenses arising from your participation, including any medical costs. Share anonymous feedback with the organizer via https://www.admonymous.co/entropy

Please contact me on WhatsApp if you’d like to join our group, as this group will soon be deleted from Meetup. 017684589930 Thanks, Marco We play every Sunday—year-round—and are looking for a few players who are willing to join regularly. Average age is around 27-50. We play on grass using poles as goals, which allows us to adjust the field and goal size depending on the number of players. Please arrive on time, as we need to divide the teams. Game starts 11:30 sharp. Wir spielen jeden Sonntag - ganzjährig - und suchen nach ein paar Spielern, die sich vorstellen können, regelmäßig dazuzukommen. Alter im Schnitt ca. 27-50. Wir spielen auf Rasen mit Stangen als Toren, wodurch wir die Platz- und Torgrösse flexibel a die Anzahl der Spieler anpassen können. Bitte pünktlich da sein, weil wir die Mannschaften aufteilen müssen. Das Spiel beginnt pünktlich um 11:30 Uhr.

Finding for something fun, energetic, and just a bit competitive? Join Us for a lot of Flag Football Fun this Sunday at **Tempelhofer Feld!** We’ll be meeting **from 13:00 onwards**, playing on the field right next to the Biergarten... or rather next to where the Biergarten is supposed to be... when it's warmer... now, like my buddy Phil likes to sing, *it's just an empty space* **Attention New Players**: Don’t worry if the sign-ups look “low”. We play **every Sunday** and Friends a.k.a. *Regular Players* always magically appear from beyond this MeetUp, so We’re always at least 11. Expect a wild mix of joy, fun, competition, trickery, music, drinks, laughter, dancing, and an overall a fantastic vibe. ... yellow flags included! To find us easily, paste these coordinates into Google Maps: **52.478936, 13.410279** This Group is for anyOne who wishes to Play **American** **Flag Football**! Bring Your happiest smile… and cleats, they’ll come in veeeeeery handy All skill levels are welcome — whether You’re picking up a Football for the first time or ready to show off Your inner Sam Darnold, JSN or Christian Gonzalez! ‍♂️ And of course... don’t forget to bring some beers/tea/Glühwein (or whatever You fancy... like cake or cookies... now that would be something) for the post-game hangout. The field is about a 10-minute walk from the bus stop **M43 Friedhöfe Columbiadamm**, and roughly a 20-minute walk from **U8 Boddinstr.** Looking forward to seeing **You** on the field — sharing joy, fun, challenges, trick plays and lots of laughter together! *Take what the Defense/Day/Life gives You - Me*

Welcome to Terrible Football Berlin!
Do you want to play football but don't want to pay? Are you a bit unfit, a bit old, or a bit Terrible? Want to have a relaxed kick about and a couple of beers after? Then Terrible Football is for you!
Anyone can play: any ability, any age, and any gender. Terrible Football is about miss kicked clearances, sweet half volleys and desperate diving saves. We play in the rain, sun or snow. It's completely free, and always will be. It's open, inclusive and Terrible.
We usually play on Astro (artificial grass) and sometimes on grass, depending on numbers. Bibs, balls, and cones are taken care of! Just bring sporty clothes and a pair of rubber studded football shoes you'll be good to go! You don't need shin pads and we don't allow hard plastic or metal studs.
The exact location of the event is in the Telegram group description (https://t.me/joinchat/OkWQBBcw3b7ptauwrIEfig Still trouble finding us? Send a message in our Telegram group and we'll help you out. You'll also stay up to date with last-minute changes!
See you on the pitch!
... and stay Terrible! \-\-\-\> GUIDELINES FOR THE SESSIONS <\-\-\-
 How the games will work:
 1\. We will have up to 18 players\.
 2\. Please RSVP on Meetup if you want to participate\.
 3\. If you sign up\, please try your best to attend the event to avoid disturbing the format\. If you cannot attend the session\, deregister asap \(Please check below how the waiting list will work\)\. LATEST CANCELLATION is 3 HOURS before the start of the event\.
 4\. Regular no\-shows could be banned from future TF Meetups\.
 5\. We will NOT allow unregistered participants\.
 6\. The organizer group will ban repeat rule breakers\, so play nice\.

Short note beforehand: Counting from the current situation at this point in time we might have another 6 club members joining on Sunday from our WhatsApp-group that you could join if you can prove that you're a club member. If actually all the 8 slots on Meetup would be taken and everyone would show up both lists combined we would be 14 people to play. So we could play 6v6 with each one person on the bench to be exchanged every five minutes or so. English version below the German version. Dieses Event ist kostenfrei. Als Sportgruppe 39 im Verein SG Empor Brandenburger Tor 1952 e.V. ([https://www.sg-ebt.de/de/mitglieder-service/deine-mitgliedschaft/](https://www.sg-ebt.de/de/mitglieder-service/deine-mitgliedschaft/) ) suchen wir aktuell neue Mitglieder für unser Team. Du kannst einen Monat lang hierüber zur Probe teilnehmen. Wenn du danach regelmäßig kommen möchtest, würden wir dich bitten, Vereinsmitglied zu werden. This event is free of any costs. As a sports group no. 39 within the SG Empor Brandenburger Tor 1952 e.V. club ([https://www.sg-ebt.de/de/mitglieder-service/deine-mitgliedschaft/](https://www.sg-ebt.de/de/mitglieder-service/deine-mitgliedschaft/) ), we are currently looking for new members to join our team. You may participate for a trial period via this platform for one month. If you would like to come regularly afterwards, we would kindly ask you to become a club member. \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* 🔴 WICHTIG: Die Teilnahme wird nur nach RSVP bestätigt. Die Reihenfolge der RSVPs bestimmt die Priorisierung. Kein RSVP = Rückstufe auf die Warteliste. 👉 BITTE LIES DIE GRUPPENBESCHREIBUNG FÜR ALLE REGELN \*\*\* 🕔 Treffzeit: \#\#\# 18:00 Uhr Berliner Zeit 📍 Ort: Samariterstraße 19/20, 10247 Berlin [https://maps.app.goo.gl/igKzBJ9uEuyxd8SE7](https://maps.app.goo.gl/igKzBJ9uEuyxd8SE7) 🚨 Beginn: PÜNKTLICH um 18:15 Uhr 🚪 Türen der Sporthalle schließen: PÜNKTLICH um 18:15 Uhr – kein Einlass danach ⏱️ Ende: PÜNKTLICH um 20:00 Uhr (🧼 Duschen danach möglich) Bitte bringt jeweils ein weißes und ein dunkles Shirt mit! Wir spielen 5 gegen 5, 6 gegen 6 oder 7 gegen 7 Hallfutsal (wie auf dem Bild). Der Boden ist wie ein Basketballplatz — Futsal-Hallen-Schuhe sind ideal. ⚠️ Bitte sei respektvoll und aktualisiere dein RSVP, wenn du doch nicht kommen kannst — das hilft anderen beim Planen. ### \*\*\* ###⚠️ TEILNAHME-REGELN: RSVP, wenn du spielen möchtest. Bei Änderungen bitte rechtzeitig aktualisieren. Kein RSVP = Risiko, nicht spielen zu können. Nicht-Antreten trotz Anmeldung wird NICHT toleriert. Späte Absage: Nach Sonntag, 9 Uhr Bei Verspätung kann der Platz verloren gehen. Wiederholtes Nichterscheinen & späte Absagen = vorübergehender oder dauerhafter Ausschluss. 🚫 Wir übernehmen keine rechtliche Verantwortung für verlorene Gegenstände und für Verletzungen. \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* 🔴 **IMPORTANT:** Attendance is only confirmed after you RSVP. People will be prioritized based on RSVP order. No RSVP = back of the waitlist. 👉 PLEASE READ GROUP DESCRIPTION FOR ALL RULES \*\*\* \#\#\# 🕔 Meeting time: 18:00 Berlin time 📍 **Location:** Samariterstraße 19/20, 10247 Berlin [https://maps.app.goo.gl/igKzBJ9uEuyxd8SE7](https://maps.app.goo.gl/igKzBJ9uEuyxd8SE7) 🚨 **Kick-off:** 18:15 SHARP 🚪 **Gym doors close:** 18:15 SHARP – no entry after this ⏱️ **End:** 20:00 SHARP (🧼showers available afterward) Please bring each a white and a dark shirt! \*\*\* We’ll play 5v5, 6v6 or 7v7 indoor futsal (like in the picture). The surface is like a basketball court — futsal (sports hall) shoes are ideal. ⚠️ Please be respectful and update your RSVP if you can’t make it—this helps others join. \*\*\* \#\#\# ⚠️ ATTENDANCE RULES: - RSVP if you want to play. *If plans change, update your RSVP. - No RSVP = risk of not playing. *No-show-ups are NOT tolerated. - Late cancellation: After Sunday, 9AM *If you're late, you may lose your spot. - Repeated no-show-ups & late cancellation = temporary or permanent ban. 🚫 We take no legal responsibility for lost items and for injuries. \*\*\*

Many players have already registered from the telegram channel https://t.me/footballmeetup. We need a couple more to complete the roster. RSVP and come play with us. We have limited spots ⚽️ Sunday 8 v 8 pickup game ⏰ 16:00 - 18:00 📍 Olympiastadion **Vibe:** Competitive but friendly. We play for the love of the game, the glory of the goal, and the cold drink afterwards. **Join the inner circle 🧸** Most of the action and communication happens in our chat—join 500+ other footballers here: 👉 **[https://t.me/footballmeetup](https://t.me/footballmeetup)** Hit that RSVP, grab your turf shoes, and we’ll see you on the pitch!

Dodgeball is back again! If you’ve been wanting to come out, this is an easy one to join. We’ll be playing for about 1.5 to 2 hours, you do not need to bring any equipment, and no experience is needed. We use a specific set of rules and equipment to make the games run better and keep them fun for everybody, not just people who already know how to play. If it rains, the event will be canceled.