Trail Bizarro A -- 839# H3Avl -- Another Sh**ty Trail by Nat'l P

WHERE: Weaver Park, 200 Murdock Ave, Asheville, NC 28801
WHEN: September 6th, 2025, 2pm gather, 2:20pm Hare away
HARE: Pornographic National

HASH CASH: Only $8.

SHIGGY LEVEL: 96

DETAILS / VIBE: Welcome to Bizarro World, where everything is opposite.

Program:

• After-on
• Low Swing
• Announcements
• Punishment down-downs
• Accusations
• Praising of the hare
• Out-on
• Trail
• 2 x beer stops
• Trail
• In-on
• Circle opening

You will be badly advised to be opposite, with inside-out, back-to-front, over underwear. Extra credit for running backwards. The beermeister is still considering the question of beer regurgitation.

All events are intended for those 21 years old and up, so please advise if you have something else in mind (e.g., "kid/stroller friendly," etc.).

NO-NO!