Trail # 2563. Hares: Clits & 9ss, Scotch-toberfest

De-Trails: Scotch-toberfest
Hares: Clits 'n Chips or Chips 'n Clits, and Nine Second Swallow
Listen up, you lads & Lasses. It's that time of year. Time to break out your kilts, break in your best Scottish accents, and break open the finest scotch hash cash can buy. In addition to the standard beer checks, prepare for scotch/cookie pairing OTFs. Prizes to the best tartan, honorable mention to the best tart.
A - A trail
Start: 127 Ruth lane, Williamsburg VA 23188 (limited parking in driveway, please park on street) 3pm HST
Finish: Same as start
On-After: Same as start - Bon Fire. There will be dogs, buns, and cookie pairings with various scotches. Tent space available,
Tunnels: Depends on what you bargain for
Water: Several optional opportunities to get more than just your pussy wet.
Turkey/Eagle: Trade something for short cuts/stroller-friendly options
Shiggy: 4.69
Mileage: ~3
Promises/Lies: A more progressive, egalitarian community where everyone helps each other to come away with what they need. Or, a total breakdown of society as we know it. Tent space available.

What to bring:

• $5
• Lawn chairs
• Low expectations
• Cranium lamp
• Something to roast over an open fire
• Vessel
• Shiggy socks
• Whistle
• A joke
• Willingness to do dumb things for fun times
• Virgins

Do NOT bring:

• Capitalism
• Negativity
• COVID-19
• High expectations