Flying Spaghetti Monster Celebration 2025

🏴‍☠️ HSGP’s Annual Flying Spaghetti Monster Celebration 🏴‍☠️

Ahoy, Mateys! The time has come to hoist yer forks and unfurl yer napkin flags! Join the Humanist Society of Greater Phoenix for a night of saucy revelry, pirate pageantry, and Pastafarian piety as we honor His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

All ages be welcome aboard this voyage, Come uncover the sacred origins of the Carbohydrate Creator, be touched by His Noodly Appendage, and sail forth enlightened and entertained!

🕓 Boarding begins at 4:30 PM - Come early to claim yer pirate name and start earning Meatball Medallions!
🍝 Feast at 6:00 PM - A glorious spread of pasta and sauce awaits!
🎭 Costume Parade at 8:00 PM - Strut yer stuff for prizes and pasta prestige!
🍻 VIPirate After-Party at 9:00 PM - For those who sail into the night!

Boarding Passes Required! Cost of Passage:
- Old Salts (Adults): $10
- Deckhands (Children): $5

The Order of the Eyestalk accepts bribes for extra Meatball Medallions! Yer treasure helps keep HSGP’s ship afloat and the sauce simmering. Your boarding pass includes:

The Saucing of the Pasta Prophet
All ye brave buccaneers and saucy contenders! Compete in pirate challenges, flaunt yer flair, and earn Meatball Medallions in pursuit of the ultimate honor: being crowned this year’s Pasta Prophet, the chosen vessel of His Noodliness!

May the sauciest pirate prevail! RAmen!

Feats of Strength & Smarts
Demonstrate yer piratey prowess and earn Meatball Medallions in traditional swashbuckling challenges such as Spaghetti Limbo, Porthole Tossers, Trivia Trial of the High Seas, and more noodly nonsense!

Feasts of Spaghetti & Sauce
Rejoice in a glorious Pirate Feast featuring:

• Pasta with a bounty of sauces (meaty, creamy, and veggie-friendly!)
• Crusty bread and leafy greens
• Desserts aplenty (and a contest for the boldest bakers!)
• BYOG (Bring Yer Own Grog)

Dessert Contest: Pay homage to the Saucy Sovereign with yer sweetest edible effigy. Impress the judges and earn eternal glory (and Meatball Medallions)!

Pirate Pageantry: Dress in yer best pirate finery or pasta-themed splendor and strut yer stuff on the plank! Prizes await!

Shanty Sing-Alongs: Raise yer voice in honor of the Great Noodly One!

Tentacle Forge: Unleash yer noodly creativity and build a Monster fer yer own!

Registration & Volunteering
RSVPing on Meetup won’t secure yer spot on the party ship!

Please Register Here to guarantee yer place on the ship of noodly destiny.

Want to help keep the ship in ship shape? We need volunteers before, during, and after the event. Kindly Sign Up to Volunteer Here and earn the admiration of pirates far and wide.

RAmen, ye brave souls. May yer sauce be rich, yer noodles long, and yer spirit irreverent. See ye on deck!