What we’re about
Welcome!
We are Berlin’s finest collective of unfit, overenthusiastic, and gloriously mediocre athletes. We play football, volleyball (beach and hall, we’re fancy like that), basketball, frisbee, unihockey, kickball — and pretty much any team sport that lets us chase things, laugh, and occasionally fall over dramatically.
🕺 Can you move a bit? Even slowly?
😂 Can you laugh at yourself?
⏰ Can you show up on time (because team sports need, well… teams)?
Boom — you’re exactly our kind of terrible.
Our members are international, weird, wonderful, and united by one mission: no tryhards, no jerks, no people who take winning—or themselves—too seriously. Fitness is optional, but being kind and chaos-tolerant is required.
After games, we usually hang out for a drink or food, because socializing counts as a sport (and we're gold medalists).
So if you're tired of super fit people yelling about tactics, and just want to move, laugh, and make friends — welcome home. Come be terrible… with us.
Waiti List policy:
It not first come, first served. We try to put together a mixed, diverse group of friendly & relaxed people. The more "terrible" skills & mindset, the better. If you did not get a spot, don´t be angry - it probably means your are better than us and ready to play in a competitive environment.
