Fourth of July Firecracker 5k in O'Fallon

"Reluctantly crouched at the starting line

Hearts pumping and thumping in time
The airhorn blares, the flags go up
Churning and burning, they yearn for the participation medal and complimentary banana
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns
Their prowess is potent and secretly stern"

or whatever Cake said.

Register here:
https://www.ofallonchamber.org/firecracker.html