Chinese Potluck Dinner - Option C

Prepare for a Chinese food avalanche operating at decibel levels typically banned indoors.

Wontons multiply without permission. Rice achieves sentience. Chili oil spreads like rumor. Every plate arrives with unearned confidence and cheerfully insisting that “just one more bite” is a reasonable life philosophy.

🥢 Rules for Surviving This Delicious Catastrophe:

🔥 RSVP Like You Mean It
Maybes curdle faster than bad milk. Only commit if your attendance is louder than a hot oil splatter.

👩‍🍳 Cook Something With Your Own Hands
We’re talking homemade - assembled in your actual kitchen with ingredients that required decisions and at least one minor existential crisis. If you didn’t question your life choices mid-recipe or stare blankly at your pantry, you’re doing it wrong.

🥄 Pack Serving Tools for Your Creation
Your dish needs its own utensils to shine. Otherwise it becomes the wallflower everyone admires from a distance but nobody approaches. Don’t let your food suffer that indignity.

📝 Announce Your Dish in the Comments
Strategic planning prevents the nightmare scenario where seventeen people bring fried rice and nobody brings dumplings. Balance requires communication.

📆 Cancellations Need 3 Days Notice
Ghost attendees leave emotional wreckage. Empty chairs judge us. Extra servings stare accusingly. It gets dark fast.

⚠️ Documented Consequences Include:
🍜 Forming emotional bonds with dumplings.
🌫️ Treating steam as a spiritual experience.
🔥 Believing anyone with a wok has mystical powers.

Lock in your spot before the universe loses patience. It already smells like victory in here.