🌞 ANNUAL THANKSGIVING DAY HIKE 🍁 YAY!!

Okay Soldiers, here's what to expect on my bitchen Thanksgiving hike:
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That's right, nothing, because when you expect nothing, the unexpected will delight you!

This is what I hope you'll experience on my bitchen Thanksgiving hike:
😀 🥾🍁 🌞🌲🐿 🦮 🐾 🍌 😊 (that weird banana keeps popping up)

This is what I do not want to experience on my bitchen Thanksgiving hike:
😫 💩🦈 🔥 🍌 🛸 👽🌋 (that Goddamn weird banana again!)

So yeah, no whiners...
but aliens would be cool maybe.

We're doing a fantastic hike... one with enough mileage and elevation gain, it'll make all the calories you're gonna eat totally worth it.

We'll do about 5.5 miles with an elevation gain of about a piece of 🥧 or a 🥔 with 🧈

Lots of visual interest on this one, including yours truly, Lili Von Shtupp.

This hike is suitable for pretty much everyone, except beginners, who will likely wanna smack me (but thank me later) while everyone else will sing my praises...
Look, I'm tired, tired of being admired, tired of love uninspired... let's face it, I'm tired!
*Bonus points for those of you who know the quote and the movie from which it was derived.

Doggos🐕‍🦺 yep! 💩 nope! You must pack out their poop and they must remain leashed.

Soooooooo... you in?!
Can't friggin' wait!! 💋 💋 💋

Questions? hmu in the comments or message me.

DETAILS, DETAILS, DETAILS:
🟣 We leave ON TIME. I know ya'll just looove to arrive last minute, making me nervous and then scrambling to get your name tags written. How 'bout gettin' there early?
🟣 I know the starting location is the same as my last hike but we're doing a different route.
🟣 Plenty of street parking 'cause, you know, it's the friggin' suburbs.
🟣 Start and end times are approximate, so don't hold me to anything, I'm not a fortune teller.
🟣 Your hike leader is Lili Von Shtupp, try to contain yourselves, will ya?!

DISCLAIMER:
I'm not responsible for you in any way, shape or form. Think of this as hiking with friends, 'cause you are. You are bound by Meetup's disclaimer, too.