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**\*Nominated\*** Best of Brighton Fringe Comedy 2023 FREE OPEN MIC EVERY TUESDAY FROM AWARD NOMINATED DUO FAT GOOSE. Different comedians every week trying out their new material. From international pro comics to comedians just starting out, it's a super fun night of ridiculousness every time. Your two equally *weird* equally *handsome* hosts, Darren and Ewan, will be there to guide you through until the end. [Reserve Your Seat Here](https://thecomedyclubhouse.es/event/fat-goose-2/) **Every Tuesday at 7:30pm** **Bar Opens at 7, come early and grab a drink!** All welcome. Except Darren. He's not invited.

Volvemos a la carga con mucho teatro y más ganas que nunca de poder compartir este maravilloso arte con vosotros. Teatro en estado puro al alcance de todos! El nivel inicial tiene una gran importancia en el camino del desarrollo teatral, ya que en este primer contacto con el teatro nos basamos en comprender el hecho teatral en sí. Para ello realizamos una formación actoral básica, basándonos en las técnicas y disciplinas básicas de las artes escénicas, así como en los conocimientos indispensables para cualquier actor. Trabajo de improvisación, voz, expresión corporal, paleta emotiva, escenas, creación y trabajo de personajes, creación propia, desbloqueos etc. Siempre trabajando de una manera lúdica, el alumno podrá investigar las distintas herramientas escénicas que se pueden dar en el espacio teatral, mejorar la expresividad, potenciar la creatividad, el trabajo en grupo, la autoestima, y mucho más. Tomará conciencia de su cuerpo, del espacio, aprenderá de forma práctica como es la relación con los objetos, la creación de personajes y el trabajo de la improvisación, mejorando la expresión corporal y oral. Pero sobretodo DIVERTIRSE HACIENDO TEATRO, ese es nuestro principal objetivo. No os preocupéis si no hay mucha gente apuntada por meetup, la actividad se hace igual porque tenemos más gente apuntada por otros lugares.

Ever been to a comedy open mic and there are eleven dudes on the lineup..? Hey look, don't get us wrong: we LOVE men. Some of our best friends are men! It's just that we'd like to see more women and non-binary folks have the "I could do that" confidence to get up on stage at comedy open mics. And for those fems and thems already doing comedy to have an open mic where they can really grow and shine. So AtoMIC Comedy has teamed up with GoViral Comedy AND the one and only Comedy Clubhouse to bring you a bi-monthly open mic where all you need to be funny is a mic and some Big Mic Energy! Delicious food from Nikki's Kitchen is also available! You can even enjoy your food during the show. This is a TOTALLY FREE show! But space is limited so please [reserve you spot](https://thecomedyclubhouse.es/series/big-mic-energy/)

Os traemos un nuevo coding dojo en **[Plain Concepts](https://www.plainconcepts.com/)**. Esta vez de la mano de **Joaquín Azcarate, Adrián Pastén y Anyul Rivas** 💥 📅 **Agenda** **7 de abril de 2026**, de 18:30 a 21:00. Haremos ensemble programming para realizar la **Tennis Kata**. En esta ocasión le daremos un giro muy interesante: el reto será resolverla aplicando **programación funcional**. ¡Un ejercicio genial para pensar de forma diferente! El idioma será castellano e inglés. 🙇‍♀️ **Facilitan** [Joaquín Azcarate](https://es.linkedin.com/in/joaquin-azcarate), [Adrián Pastén](https://es.linkedin.com/in/adri%C3%A1n-past%C3%A9n-lagos-b3526211b) y [Anyul Rivas](https://es.linkedin.com/in/anyulled/es) 🎒 **¿Qué tengo que llevar?** Ganas de reflexionar y aprender. Si es tu primer coding dojo, puedes ver la charla de Paolo Sciarra: [introduction to coding dojos](https://youtu.be/OwxSSgvR86U) para entender por qué practicamos con katas y qué esperar de un coding dojo. 🏢 **Ubicación** Oficinas de Plain Concepts: Carrer del Comte d'Urgell, 240, 6C, Eixample, 08036 Barcelona. *(Nota para los asistentes: Al llegar, podéis dirigiros a la recepción en la planta 6C o seguir las instrucciones de acceso del edificio).* Muchísimas gracias a nuestro sponsor **[Plain Concepts](https://www.plainconcepts.com/)** por acogernos en su espacio y 🍲 🍕 🍴🥤🧃. ¡Nos vemos allí!

**Indoor trainings on Tuesdays.** Open to **intermediate / experienced** players. Schedule: 18:00 to 19:30 (last 30 mins are match time). We pool 10€/person for court rent + coach. Send a **message via meetup or better yet via whatsapp to 640704991** if you want more info / to **save a slot to come play** with the group :)

🏴 English (Español abajo) 🇪🇸 🔥 JOIN OUR TELEGRAM GROUP FOR EXCLUSIVE VIDEOS! 🔥 🔗 [https://t.me/+pUvxK2s7eDNmMjA0](https://t.me/+pUvxK2s7eDNmMjA0) 🥊 FREE MUAY THAI COURSE FOR BEGINNERS 🥊 👉 [www.emthaiboxing.com/course-muay-thai-beginner](http://www.emthaiboxing.com/course-muay-thai-beginner) Are you into Muay Thai, breathwork, meditation, or Strength & Conditioning? Come train with certified Thai Boxing coaches, fighters, and Wim Hof & meditation instructors. ⚡ **YOUR FIRST CLASS:** Arrive **15 minutes early**! 📌 **Fill out** the form & message **Elea (+34 645 04 66 64)** on **WhatsApp.** 🚫 **No confirmation = No training.** **🎇 BEFORE your first class, complete this form:** **📋 [https://forms.gle/Hz7PEyB3JBKTzCdV9](https://forms.gle/Hz7PEyB3JBKTzCdV9)** ‼️ IMPORTANT: If you don’t confirm via WhatsApp, you won’t train! ‼️ 📲 More info: 🌍 [https://emthaiboxing.com](https://emthaiboxing.com) 🎥 [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZKgztZtptRn-4MVpVOGmQQ/videos](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZKgztZtptRn-4MVpVOGmQQ/videos) 📸 [https://instagram.com/emthaiboxing](https://instagram.com/emthaiboxing) **📞 Contact Elea (+34 645 04 66 64)** *** 🇪🇸 Español (English above) 🏴 🔥 ÚNETE A NUESTRO GRUPO DE TELEGRAM PARA VIDEOS EXCLUSIVOS! 🔥 🔗 [https://t.me/+pUvxK2s7eDNmMjA0](https://t.me/+pUvxK2s7eDNmMjA0) 🥊 CURSO GRATIS DE MUAY THAI PARA PRINCIPIANTES 🥊 👉 [www.emthaiboxing.com/course-muay-thai-beginner](http://www.emthaiboxing.com/course-muay-thai-beginner) ¿Te interesa el Muay Thai, la respiración, la meditación o el acondicionamiento físico? Entrena con entrenadores certificados de Muay Thai, luchadores y coaches de Wim Hof & meditación. ⚡ **TU PRIMERA CLASE:** ¡Llega **15 minutos antes**! 📌 **Rellena** el formulario y contacta por WhatsApp con **Elea (+34 645 04 66 64).** 🚫 **Si no confirmas, NO entrenas.** **🎇 ANTES de tu primera clase, completa este formulario:** **📋 [https://forms.gle/Hz7PEyB3JBKTzCdV9](https://forms.gle/Hz7PEyB3JBKTzCdV9)** ‼️ IMPORTANTE: Si no confirmas por WhatsApp, NO podrás entrenar. ‼️ 📲 Más info: 🌍 [https://emthaiboxing.com](https://emthaiboxing.com) 🎥 [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZKgztZtptRn-4MVpVOGmQQ/videos](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZKgztZtptRn-4MVpVOGmQQ/videos) 📸 [https://instagram.com/emthaiboxing](https://instagram.com/emthaiboxing) **📞 Contacto Elea (+34 645 04 66 64)**

April Meetup is here! Let's gooo! We have some amazing speakers, and of course pizza and drinks will be available after the event. ────────── **18:30: Welcome** Grab a drink, and a seat until everybody arrives! **18:45 Intro by Host Neciu Dan** **19:00 Type safety across the network chasm** Speaker: [Alexander Vechi](https://www.linkedin.com/in/alvechy/), Product Engineer at SkyScanner Type safety often stops at the network boundary. In this talk, Alex will look at how modern frameworks try to bridge that gap, and share lessons from Skyscanner’s setup with protobuf-generated TypeScript types, including versioning, nullability, and validation to make API contracts safer in real frontend code. **19:25** **Building a Workflow Builder From The Ground Up** Speaker: [Martí Serra Molina](https://www.linkedin.com/in/ACoAADubmLMBJy_b_UNaB8Za17gbj1sc69JgkcY/?lipi=urn%3Ali%3Apage%3Ad_flagship3_profile_view_base%3BBKaAifpsSFG5%2BC062yD%2Blw%3D%3D) Frontend Engineer \| Creator of Formity Workflow builders are powerful tools for visually designing and automating complex processes, but building one from scratch in React poses unique challenges. Most teams reach for React Flow to handle node-based diagram rendering, yet there is still significant logic to build on top of it — a node layout algorithm, workflow state modeling, drag-and-drop, undo and redo, and more. In this talk, you will learn how to build a workflow builder from the ground up and the real-world complexities that emerge along the way. **19:50: Drinks and networking!** Do you want to talk at this meetup? Reach out to Dan Neciu [on LinkedIn](https://www.linkedin.com/in/neciudan/) And please help us spread the news and grow the community: **20:55 Meetup finished** **(FOR EARLY ACCESS: WE ALWAYS POST FIRST ON SOCIAL MEDIA)** [Twitter(X)](https://x.com/ReactJsBCN) [BlueSky](https://bsky.app/profile/reactbarcelona.bsky.social) [LinkedIn](https://www.linkedin.com/company/reactjs-barcelona/) [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/reactjs_barcelona/) ────────── **Sponsors:** Skyscanner 🌎 We're here to help every traveller explore the world effortlessly, with a vision to become the world's number one travel ally. ────────── **Join the Master Security Course for FREE!** Modules 1 & 2 are live now — **Exploits and XSS** — completely free to access. * Understand how common vulnerabilities actually work * Learn to identify and prevent security flaws in your code * Get practical, real-world examples you can apply immediately * Types of XSS + real case studies of XSS in ReactJS and more This is just the beginning — start building security expertise today. [Join here](https://neciudan.dev/master-security)

**(CASTELLANO a continuación ⛱️ ENGLISH below)** **Senderisme a la vora del mar – diumenge 12 d'abril** La proposta d’avui: donar la benvinguda a la temporada marinera recorrent **un dels últims trams del camí de ronda de la nostra estimada Costa Brava, just abans d’arribar a la frontera francesa**. Una ruta iniciàtica i captivadora, amb **racons impressionants d’una bellesa absoluta i sorprenentment poc coneguts**. Farem una **ruta de 11 km i només 160 m de desnivell acumulat**, sortint de Llançà en direcció nord. Pel camí, un reguitzell de cales espectaculars ens esperen per relaxar-nos i carregar piles. I els més valents podrem fer el **primer bany de la temporada en la que possiblement sigui… la cala més bonica de la Costa Brava!** *(No direm el nom de la cala, que després Instagram ho espatlla tot 😉)* **Preu:** **25€ x l'excursió** **+ 14€ pel transport** (es paga directament al conductor) **= TOTAL 39€.** **Targeta *Nature Connect*... cada 10 rutes, 1 gratis!** **El preu inclou guiatge per guia titulat + assegurança d'accidents + RC... Viatja tranquil, gaudeix més!** 🥪 Què cal portar? * Picnic per dinar en ruta + mínim 1,5 L d’aigua * Calçat de muntanya i banyador 👙 i tovallola * Roba en capes (adaptable al temps) ❗️ Política de cancel·lació: * ✅ Fins a **48 h abans**: devolució del pagament (amb descompte de 5 € per gestió) o **canvi per una altra ruta** dins dels pròxims 6 mesos. * ❌ Passades les 48 h: **no es faran devolucions ni canvis**. Gràcies per la teva comprensió! 📲 Segueix-nos... * 📷 Al nostre Insta 👉 [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/natureconnectbarcelona) * 😎 a Can Facebook 👉 [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/natureconnecthikes) * 🥰 **i uneix-te al 👉 [Grup de WhatsApp](https://chat.whatsapp.com/H8fQ4srpGthI7j1OWyuBYQ) 👈** per estar informat de properes sortides! Per a + INFO, no dubtis a contactar-me (preferiblement via **WhatsApp**) ☎️ **609 309 797 (Jordi)** \-\-\-\-\-\-\-\- 🦀 **CASTELLANO** 🐠 **Senderismo junto al mar – domingo 12 de abril** La propuesta de hoy: dar la bienvenida a la temporada marinera recorriendo **uno de los últimos tramos del camino de ronda de la Costa Brava, justo antes de llegar a la frontera francesa**. Una ruta iniciática y cautivadora, con rincones impresionantes de una belleza absoluta y sorprendentemente poco conocidos. Realizaremos **una ruta de 11 km y tan solo 160 m de desnivel acumulado**, saliendo de Llançà en dirección norte. Por el camino, nos esperan calas espectaculares donde relajarnos y recargar energías. Y los más valientes podrán darse el **primer baño de la temporada en lo que posiblemente sea… ¡la cala más bonita de la Costa Brava!** *(No diremos el nombre de la cala, que luego Instagram lo estropea todo 😉)* ℹ️ **Detalles prácticos:** * **Precio:** 25€ excursión + 14 € coche (se paga directamente al/a la conductor/a) = **Total: 39 €** * **Incluye:** guía titulado, seguro de accidentes + responsabilidad civil. * **Tarjeta *Nature Connect*:** cada 10 rutas… ¡1 gratis! 🥪 **¿Qué hay que llevar?** * Picnic para comer en ruta + 1,5 L de agua * Calzado de montaña + bañador y toalla ❗️ **Política de cancelación:** * ✅ Hasta 48 h antes: devolución del pago (menos 5 € de gestión) o cambio por otra ruta dentro de los próximos 6 meses. * ❌ Pasadas las 48 h: no se realizan devoluciones ni cambios. ¡Gracias por tu comprensión! 📲 **Síguenos y mantente al día:** * 📷 En Instagram 👉 [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/natureconnectbarcelona) * 😎 En Facebook 👉 [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/natureconnecthikes) * 🥰 Y únete al **👉 [Grupo de WhatsApp](https://chat.whatsapp.com/GnAyY0TPC259jA8FC2jIJy) 👈** para estar al día de nuestras próximas salidas **Para + INFO, no dudes en contactarme** (preferiblemente por WhatsApp) ☎️ **609 309 797 (Jordi)** \-\-\-\-\-\-\-\- 🦀 **ENGLISH 🐠** **Coastal hiking by the sea – Sunday, April 12th** **Today’s proposal: welcoming the seaside season by walking one of the last stretches of the coastal path of Costa Brava**, just before reaching the French border. An easy and captivating route, featuring **stunning spots of absolute beauty that remain surprisingly little known**. We will hike **11 km with only 160 m of total elevation gain**, starting from Llançà and heading north. Along the way, a string of spectacular coves awaits us — perfect places to relax and recharge. And for the brave ones, there will be the chance to take the **first swim of the season in what might just be… the most beautiful cove on the Costa Brava!** *(We won’t reveal the name — otherwise Instagram would ruin it 😉)* ℹ️ **Practical info:** * **Price:** €25 for the hike + €14 for car transport (paid directly to the driver) = **Total: €39** * **Includes:** certified guide + accident and liability insurance * ***Nature Connect* Card:** every 10 hikes… 1 free! 🥪 **What to bring:** * Picnic lunch + at least 1.5 L of water * Mountain/hiking shoes * Layered clothes to adapt to changes of temperature * Bathing wear ❗️ **Cancellation policy:** * ✅ Up to 48 h before: refund (minus €5 admin fee) or a transfer to another hike within the next 6 months. * ❌ Less than 48 h before: no refunds or changes. Thanks for your understanding! 📲 **Stay connected:** * 📷 On Instagram 👉 [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/natureconnectbarcelona) * 😎 On Facebook 👉 [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/natureconnecthikes) * 🥰 Join our **👉 [WhatsApp group](https://chat.whatsapp.com/GnAyY0TPC259jA8FC2jIJy) 👈** to stay updated on upcoming outings **For more info, feel free to contact me** (preferably via WhatsApp) ☎️ **+34 609 309 797 (Jordi)**

### Friday Night Live Our Friday night comedy showcase featuring a new lineup every week. See the best local acts, killer visiting comedians, and up-and-coming new acts trying their best material. A different friendly host every week AND a brand new lineup of the best Barcelona based comedians & professional touring comedians! 7 Comedians perform around 10 minutes of comedy each Every Friday Show starts at 10pm and will be done by midnight - We have a short break in the middle to grab refreshments. Tickets: 12 euros online, 15 euros at the door. 10 euros online for groups of 4+ \- Buy tickets on [The Comedy Clubhouse Website](https://thecomedyclubhouse.es/event-category-showcases/). \*This show is professionally filmed, so comedians always make sure to bring their best material for the camera (and the audience). ## Where? At The Comedy Clubhouse - Barcelona's dedicated English Comedy Club. At The Comedy Clubhouse we're committed to providing a space for people to *relax, chat, meet new people, make mistakes, develop their craft, say stupid things, laugh, cry, detox from the internet AND learn that stepping outside your comfort zone doesn't have to be that uncomfortable.* **Basically we're bringing community back baby!** ## How? We run 20+ different shows a week of all different types and have had massive stars like Louis CK & Michelle Wolf perform at our club. We produce sketches and funny videos every day on our Instagram of us goofing around. We have Improv jams, Improv Workshops, Open Mics, Friendly Bartenders, Yoga Lessons, Writing Sessions & More! ## What People Say About Us? We have an average rating of 4.9 Stars on Google across **OVER 500 REVIEWS!** People that come here love the friendly tone that we set, and they enjoy having a place they can relax and be themselves. Here are some nice things people have said recently *'Pure laughs and silliness every time! Love the weekly Fat Goose shows, nice mix of newcomers and comedy pros :)' - Joe* *'Funky chunky is a great plan to enjoy comedy on a Monday night. Mixed new and professional comedians trying out their jokes and brilliantly hosted by Luke and Hannah' - Albert* *'A kind of hotspot for English speaking Comedy in Barcelona. A pleasant friendly bar in the main floor and a middle sized show venue in the basement. What I have seen had a nice atmosphere and was full of laughter as well. Especially the "Midweek Crisis" on Wednesday was a hilarious show where also little or bigger problems of audience members became funnily solved away.' Stephen* ### Some People Don't Like Us! Some people don't like us, that's ok, we're not for everyone. Around 1% of the people that come here, find something they don't like. Sometimes people complain about the lack of drink variety, or about the chaotic feel of the place. Other people find that the open mic comedy event they attended didn't meet the standards they are used to on Netflix. If you come to The Comedy Clubhouse, please understand that it is a work in progress. We are constantly changing & improving and trying to develop new talent. \- It's the Sagrada Familia of comedy\. Just give us another 140 years and it'll be perfect :\) ## Get Involved? [Join our WhatsApp regulars chat](https://chat.whatsapp.com/GXUvXSSorezD1GjnlUcNj4) for a weekly update on all the different things we have going on. Or Follow us on Instagram (@TheComedyClubhouseBcn) or [subscribe on YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPE7ii4-SlPOtZnrdDptVg)... Or just come and hang out. We're here every day :).

Nuestra nueva web: [https://www.patreon.com/singlesbarcelona](https://www.patreon.com/singlesbarcelona) **RANGO 30-45 AÑOS** **RANGO 30-45 AÑOS** **RANGO 30-45 AÑOS** **🤩❤️🍹SPEED DATING EXPRESS FIRST DATES INTERCAMBIO DE TELÉFONOS LIBRE** **SPEED DATING CITAS RÁPIDAS. ENCUENTRA PAREJA.** INTERCAMBIO DE TELÉFONOS LIBRE. **Precio:** **Inscripción gratis para las chicas.** Se tiene que pedir consumición en el bar. **Inscripción 5€ EN EFECTIVO para los chicos +** Se tiene que pedir consumición en el bar. Citas de 7 minutos aproximadamente según los que seamos. Todos hablan con todos de 2 en 2. Inscripción y ubicación por whatsapp 630 467 646 una vez estés apuntado aquí en meetup. **Primero apúntate en meetup luego envía whatsapp. No envíes whatsapp si no apareces en la lista de apuntados del evento meetup.** Gracias.

Hi beautiful! I’m Lara, founder of BHE, and I wanted to create another **special event** for you, to celebrate the queen that you are 👑! A space where you can truly be yourself, step closer to the woman you want to become, and genuinely connect with other young, ambitious women. As you can see, this is not a typical networking event or a workshop. This is a **VIP, intimate circle** of young women where YOU can finally talk about: ​✨ a life that you want to have, and create ✨ your big dreams or ambitions ✨ your journey of becoming the woman you were always meant to be …while receiving support from other women, and advice from me as an experienced Transformational Coach. Welcome to **Becoming Her Circle** 🌹! **WHO ARE WE?** The Becoming Her Empire is a global community for young, ambitious women who have dreams that feel “too big”, who know they are meant for more, and are done playing small. **WHY JOIN US?** Do you also feel like: * You can't fully talk about your big dreams with the people in your life? * You are meant for more, and want to create a better life for yourself? * You want to or already are becoming a better version of yourself? * You like good coffee in a beautiful cafe? (I had to add this 😌, because I share your love for coffee) Then this space was created for you. **WHAT TO EXPECT?** We will meet in a beautiful café in Barcelona, owned by an amazing woman, Alina. For a relaxed afternoon together ☕️! You will be guided through a curated conversation about topics of: * Becoming the woman you know you were always meant to be * Stepping into your ambition unapologetically * Sharing your dreams in a safe and supportive space While having a chance to share your opinion, receive advice, and feel seen by other women. Expect real conversations, genuine connections, and that feeling of: “Finally… I can be myself.” **YOUR EXPERIENCE INCLUDES:** * A rose waiting for you * A beautiful coffee experience in a cosy space * A guided, intentional conversation (not surface-level) * A room full of like-minded, ambitious women * A moment to celebrate yourself, not just others **IMPORTANT** This is a **paid event (13 €)** with 10 limited VIP spots to create a truly special experience for you. Your **seat is confirmed when you reserve and complete payment via Luma**✨️! To reserve your seat, [click on this text here.](https://luma.com/qfu3lwlp) ​If you’ve been waiting for a space where you can finally **be celebrated for who you are.** This is your sign to join us 💃! ​With love, Lara **EVENT RULES** To keep this a safe and special experience for you, I want to clarify that this event is for women and those who identify as female only. I also kindly ask all the members of the event to have their full name and a clear face photo. Sadly, the requests that don't have this will be denied.

🔧 Join us for **two talks** focusing on **getting more out of PHP** without unnecessary complexity, from async execution to performance insights. Stay for **discussion, drinks, and snacks** afterward. **Details** ⏰ Aptil 9th 🗓 Starting 6:30 pm 🇬🇧 Talks in English 🎟 Free 📍NN Working. Carrer de Pau Claris, 194, L'Eixample, 08037 Barcelona (4th floor) **Talks:** **1\. Topic:** **PHP Fibers: simplifying async code and speeding up development** **Speaker:** [Max Fomichev](https://www.linkedin.com/in/maxim-fomichev/), Infrastructure Engineer at Manychat **About the Talk** We constantly search for creative ways to get maximum out of php, without bringing excessive complexity for our developers daily work. In this speech I'll sum up our way, describe where are we now in a bit, and share how we started to use fibers and asynchronous http requests to speed up both our code writing and execution, while avoiding excessive cognitive load for our developers dealing with "asynchronous" programming. **About the Speaker** Max has decades of experience in IT, primarily focused on programming in PHP and running Unix servers. For the past six years, he has been working at Manychat, a leading chat-marketing platform, where I combine the roles of an Infrastructure Engineer, SRE, and developer, optimizing systems and ensuring reliability. **2\. Topic:** PHP Performance Demystified - Measure, Understand, Optimize **Speaker:** [Volker Dusch](https://www.linkedin.com/in/volker-dusch/), Head Of Engineering at Tideways, PHP 8.5 Release Manager **About the Talk** In this talk, we'll explore options for PHP performance analysis. From understanding how the PHP virtual machine and OPCodes work, to performing your own reliable and meaningful benchmarks, and how to use request profiling using open-source and commercial offerings. You will leave with an overview of the available tools and an understanding of how to use them in your day-to-day. Learning how to spot bottlenecks and optimize them away efficiently and confidently. **About the Speaker** With over 20 years of software development experience, Volker has seen PHP grow and mature from PHP 3, working on long-living custom applications in high-traffic environments. From social networks to medical data processing, he has worked as an engineer, team lead, and Head of Engineering, mostly focusing on PHP, Go, C, JavaScript, HTML/CSS and System Operations. https://phpc.social/@edorian **Thanks to Manychat to host the meetup** – [Learn more](http://%5Bhttps/%5B%5Bmedium.com/manychat-engineering%5D%5D%5D(%5Bmedium.com/manychat-engineering%5D%5D)(%5Bmedium.com/manychat-engineering%5D%5D(medium.com/manychat-engineering%5D))(https:/%5B%5Bmedium.com/manychat-engineering%5D%5D(%5Bmedium.com/manychat-engineering%5D)(%5Bmedium.com/manychat-engineering%5D(medium.com/manychat-engineering)))) about Manychat Engineering – [Careers](http://%5Bhttps/%5B%5Bcareers.manychat.com/%5D%5D%5D(%5Bcareers.manychat.com/%5D%5D)(%5Bcareers.manychat.com/%5D%5D(careers.manychat.com/%5D))(https:/%5B%5Bcareers.manychat.com/%5D%5D(%5Bcareers.manychat.com/%5D)(%5Bcareers.manychat.com/%5D(careers.manychat.com/)))) at Manychat – [Videos](http://%5Bhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIfURI1S1wkA2sVy_AYtJcR_HyBpsTa2d%5D(https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIfURI1S1wkA2sVy_AYtJcR_HyBpsTa2d) "\[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIfURI1S1wkA2sVy_AYtJcR_HyBpsTa2d\](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIfURI1S1wkA2sVy_AYtJcR_HyBpsTa2d)") from the previous meetups

Nuestra nueva web: [https://www.patreon.com/singlesbarcelona](https://www.patreon.com/singlesbarcelona) **RANGO 37-47 AÑOS** **RANGO 37-47 AÑOS** **RANGO 37-47 AÑOS** **🤩❤️🍹SPEED DATING EXPRESS FIRST DATES INTERCAMBIO DE TELÉFONOS LIBRE** **SPEED DATING CITAS RÁPIDAS. ENCUENTRA PAREJA.** INTERCAMBIO DE TELÉFONOS LIBRE. **Precio:** **Inscripción gratis para las chicas.** Se tiene que pedir consumición en el bar. **Inscripción 5€ EN EFECTIVO para los chicos +** Se tiene que pedir consumición en el bar. Citas de 7 minutos aproximadamente según los que seamos. Todos hablan con todos de 2 en 2. Inscripción y ubicación por whatsapp 630 467 646 una vez estés apuntado aquí en meetup. **Primero apúntate en meetup luego envía whatsapp. No envíes whatsapp si no apareces en la lista de apuntados del evento meetup.** Gracias.

Christians in Tech is a community at the intersection of faith and technology. Our meetups are designed to spark meaningful conversations, promote knowledge sharing, and encourage growth—both in your career and your spiritual walk with God. Whether you're an experienced professional or just starting your tech journey, CIT welcomes you. Our Website [https://linktr.ee/citcbus](https://linktr.ee/citcbus) Sponsors and Partners * Improving (Venue Sponsor) * Bethel World Prayer Center (Fiscal Sponsor) * Fruits & Roots (Coffee Partner)

Pay attention! We’re delaying a week for those of you who may be on Spring break and/or celebrating the holiday. Ok, no pancakes, but waffles-a-plenty. Join the local UX and Digital Design community for a casual monthly breakfast. Look for us upstairs!

Whether you've never done improv before, or you've done it for so long you knew Del Close on a personal level, or anywhere in between, come join us! Swing by *Gresso's* for the **Columbus Improv Comedy Meetup** for some fun and games! The idea behind improv is to create entire scenes from scratch based on a suggestion from the audience. This can be done in game form, like *Whose Line Is It Anyway*, *ComedySportz*, or *Wild 'n Out*; it could also be done to tell stories, like *Middleditch and Schwartz*. Our meetup, which is central Ohio's longest running (and free!) weekly comedy event, brings the games (and occasionally different forms) for you to play in a safe, supportive, and compassionate environment. Not only is it a lot of fun, but you get to work on thinking faster on your feet, plus it's an excellent way to meet new people and make friendships that'll last a lifetime! Ask yourself if you want to join the **Columbus Improv Comedy Meetup**, and say "Yes, And" that you'll have fun!

Dinner and dancing

Columbus Code & Coffee is an inclusive, informal co-working session. People of all skill levels attend, and we love it that way. Many people (optionally) bring projects to work on, and many other people (optionally) socialize the entire time. It's entirely up to you! **What to Expect at the Intro Circle** \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~ Near the beginning of the event (1:30 pm), we do a standup: * Organizer announcements, updates, and logistics Round 1 - (7 secs max): * Your name * What you're working on * What you can help others with Round 2: * Community events you wanna plug. If none, that's cool too. Round 3: * Job opportunities you're hiring for OR announce that you are looking for one. If none, that's cool. After the introduction circle, everything is self-organized! Feel free to work alone, pair up, attend one of our workshops/presentations, or mingle!

Pickleball is BACK!! Bring yourself, bring a racket, bring a ball if you have one. I will have some extra rackets for beginners.

Our monthly PHP meetup. A virtual shindig courtesy of Zoom. Check back here for the details around 6:15 pm