The Smugglers' Winter Trek

You dirty rotten lot!!!

First you give me the slip at the door of the shirt!! (Porte maillot), and then you make away with all the loot! O.K. I understood at the time.. the pigs were on our backs and we had to steal away fast.. but now the boss wants his loot back, and he wants it to arrive discreetly!

Here is the plan:

You pack the loot (your part of it..) into small containers, wrapped up tight, and you pack them into rucksacks. We meet early Sunday morn of the 18th of next month (March afore spring), and we traverse the Seine and Marne TO the bosses stock house at Ivry-sur-Seine (22 rue Paul Mazy, 94200; the house with the two buses). We start at RER stop "A" "red" "Neuilly Plaisance". We will stop off at Charlie's fort (Charenton), and if he is their we beat his brains out for tipping them off! That way we kill two birds with one stone and we can bring boss his head on a stick before one of us lot gets it.

Be aware - terrain may be slippy, you don't want to fall in Seine, so come prepared. We will be walking for 5 or 6 hours (about 28 km), so if your not up to it, give your loot to Ed to bring and stay at home.

I've had it up to HERE with you lot...

Please note - you are responsible for bringing loot. Don't ask what it is, get creative, and BRING IT.

Given as I can't trust you all... you are now going to have to put a deposit on getting your smugglers' passports back. No one who don't pay don't get a share in the loot, and no one who don't pay don't get their life back. Capuche? (You might want one of those as well).

Snacks and refreshments will await at Ivry.

Any questions... you know who to call.

And we won't be busting any ghosts on route, just shifty looking river folk and Charlie if we get our hand on him... why I ought to!

Your loving leader, Beth-the-bum-beater-Jervis. http://photos4.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/b/0/0/6/event_95745062.jpeg