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\~共享晚餐@大霸街： 多款美食於一條街，組員一起選擇，有地道茶餐廳/馬來西亞食品/日式料理/台灣小食/... \~欣賞Johannes Brahms曲目＠大會堂演奏廳： 浪漫主義音樂時期最重要的代表之一，戲劇張力/內斂輕柔/激情反覆；層次感/遼闊/熱烈/沉鬱/悲壯 Dinner @ any eatery in Tai Pa Street. Selected by group members together. Can be Hong-Kong-style cafe/ noodle shop/ Malaysian cafe/ Japanese restaurant/ Taiwanese snack/ ...) Enjoy *Johannes Brahms’* music played by Philharmonic Orchestra. Programme Highlights 精選曲目: *Johannes Brahms: Symphony No. 3 in F Major, Op.90* 布拉姆斯第三號交響曲F大調Op.90 *Johannes Brahms: Symphony No. 4 in E Major, Op.98*布拉姆斯第四號交響曲E小調Op.98 & extra more 還有其他 **日期：2026年4月6日(星期一) *公眾假期*** **時間：1)食飯:@6:15-7:15pm, 2)音樂:@7:30-9:15pm** **地點：荃灣** 名額：7人(同場另有公眾參與) 座位: E,F行 Date: 6 April, 2026 (Monday) *Public Holiday* Time: 1) Dinner @6:15-7:15pm @Ta Pa Street, 2) Music @7:30pm-9:15pm Address: Tsuen Wan Seat: 7 people limited (Other audience in event as well) Seating: row E,F Join: Click ‘Attend’-> Write down your 1)Contact number, 2)Male/Female, 4)Dinning together -> Get confirmation of being in the event through whatsapp 報名：按Attend-> 填寫1)聯絡電話號碼, 2)男/女, 4) 一起用餐否?-> whatsapp確認入選活動 Presented by 城大管弦樂團 首席指揮：趙啟強 CityU Philharmonic Orchestra Principal Conductor: Mr. Chiu Kai Keung MeetUp費用：自由定價價值. 報名：按Attend-> 填寫1)聯絡電話號碼, 2)男/女, 3)你願意付出此次活動費用, 4) 一起用餐否?-> 確認入選活動-> 繳費(入帳恆生銀行號碼: 359-366101-882 (NG Y\*\* S\*\*\*)/ FPS/PayMe: 97419423)-> 再以閣下電話whatsapp(97419423)以下資料: 1)MeetUp名字, 2)過帳通知書. MeetUp fee: Free pricing as you value. Join: Click ‘Attend’-> Write down your 1)Contact number, 2)Male/Female, 3)Fee that you would pay for this event, 4)Dinning together -> Get confirmation of being in the event-> Pay to Hang Seng Bank acc: 359-366101-882 (NG Y\*\* S\*\*\*)/ FPS/PayMe: 97419423-> Whatsapp 1)MeetUp name, 2)Payment notification \*\*\*a) Welcome foreigners. Please remark your language if you are foreigner. [歡迎外地本地人一同熱鬧.請外地人指明語言.] \*\*\*b) Participants are required to follow instruction of the venue. [參與者要遵守場地規則,違者則有可能被邀離開.] \*\*\*c) Late comer may be restricted to admit and continue in the activity. [主辦組織不作逾候,逾時者有可能不被參加,請預早抵達.] \*\*\*d) No refund or seat transfer after payment, unless is the cancellation of activity or by our group. [交費後若未能出席參與者,繳款不獲退回及轉讓.(除非活動取消而全數退款).] \*\*\*e) Photos taken by our group during activity will be as record and promotion. [活動如有拍照,以作記錄和宣傳用途.] \*\*\*f) When there are 3 No Show, we have the right to ban you out from our groups. [凡超過3次No Show者,本組有權將該組員移離本群組.]

九龍普通話演講會會屬於國際演講會89區O4分區的分會，2000年創立迄今已有16年歷史，是香港的第二家最早成立的普通話演講會。本會宗旨 : 透過普通話演講，以自學、互學形式，提高溝通及演講技巧，從而建立自信及領導才能。 本例會詳情如下 : 會議日期 : 2016年8月1日（星期一） 時間 : 晚上7:00-9:00 地點 : 九龍尖沙咀柯士甸道童軍中心1101室 (http://easy-speak.org/tm_location.php?loc=1431) 例會主題 : 責任心 語言 :普通話 費用 : 演講會會員免費，非國際演講會會嘉賓收費 HK$20

好多時會有客人問我哋我哋嘅Meetup Party Games活動會玩啲乜嘢？其實就係例如9 Upper, 狼人真言，Flip 7，歌迷序會等等好玩流行嘅輕鬆桌遊，由當日嘅活動主持決定最終玩邊幾隻！ 其實玩邊隻game唔係重點。重點係個活動好唔好玩！我哋好多活動都有好多人參加. 所以不必多說，你應該知道究竟發生了什麼事！ \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* **今日活動資訊:** 費用: [$105 / Girls $85] Pay at entrance. 包飲品一盒, extra飲品每盒$5. 🔔 人多, 或員工/主持忙於教玩遊戲時可能沒暇收取場費, 請利用櫃面PayMe code/Ali Pay /FPS號碼自行支付. 如發現有故意走數情況, 會被放進Meeple Tree 黑名單. 🔔 必須在此報名. 🔔 場地沒有食物提供, 但歡迎帶外賣上來食. 🔔 宣傳其他場地/放飛機/遊戲過程中態度惡劣者會被放進黑名單. 🔔 入埸請除鞋. 埸內拖鞋祗供店內用, 請勿著出店外. 🔔 報名參加Meetup活動, 當系統問你"Are you bringing anyone"時, 如果你祗是一個人來, 毋須㩒+1 (+1代表會帶朋友來的意思). 🔔 我哋嘅活動主持人有時會因為工作或者學業關係臨時嚟唔到，Meeple Tree 保留臨時更換主持嘅可能性。🙏 🔔 本會因放飛機(活動開始前24小時內退出者)被移除人數: 102 🔔 Meeple Tree保留參加者名單最後決定權. 🔔 Follow我哋IG: mtboardgame / boardgame_hk

**【輕鬆桌遊X交友】✨🎲👫👭👬** 日期 \| 6 Apr Mon \(清明節翌日假期\) 時間 \| 6pm\-10pm 地點 \| 何文田\(何文田站B出口步行約1分鐘\) **活動特色** 我們一起玩輕鬆有趣的 Board Games ! 今次會玩房地產拍賣、殺手賽局 & Pick 'n Packers 同一堆一班人玩嘅Board Games！ 有特別想玩嘅亦可安排！ ★歡迎參加者自行帶上喜歡的Board Game一起分享 輕鬆氛圍，適合想認識新朋友、輕鬆交流的你 現場提供少量零食及紙包飲品, 邊玩邊Chill更開心 **費用(包少量零食及1包紙包飲品)** $150/位 女生優惠:$120/位 * ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ **🎟️ 預約席位** 為確保男女比例平衡與社交質素，所有席位以收到轉賬確認為準。 * **查詢/報名 WhatsApp：** 91622624 * **一鍵報名：[https://wa.me/85291622624?text=我想報名參加4月6日桌遊交友](https://wa.me/85291622624?text=%E6%88%91%E6%83%B3%E5%A0%B1%E5%90%8D%E5%8F%83%E5%8A%A04%E6%9C%886%E6%97%A5%E6%A1%8C%E9%81%8A%E4%BA%A4%E5%8F%8B)** * \*參加者多於 whatsapp 直接報名, Meetup報名人數不準 **【轉賬方式】** * **PayMe 連結：** [https://payme.hsbc/kuuu](https://payme.hsbc/kuuu) * **FPS 轉數快：** 91622624 * *請於轉賬後 WhatsApp 截圖至 91622624 確認* #KAIROS刻遇 #桌遊 #交友 #質感社交 #週末好去處 #何文田 #聚會 #香港週末活動 ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ ⋱⋰ **🌟 關於 KAIROS 刻遇** 我們持續優化每一場聚會的質地，致力於在繁忙的都市中，為優秀的靈魂打造更舒適、更有深度的連結場域。 【刻遇預告】KAIROS 刻遇｜在時光的流動中，精準對焦 當 Chronos 的指針不停走動，我們選擇在 Kairos 的瞬間停駐。 活動地圖已開啟，誠邀每一位，在對的時間，遇見對的人。 📅 刻遇日程 Apr 5 (Sun) 5pm-11pm：🐰復活節40人大型派對🎉 **👫👭👬** [https://www.meetup.com/kairos/events/313851244/](https://www.meetup.com/kairos/events/313851244/) Apr 6 (Mon) 6pm-10pm：【輕鬆桌遊X交友】**✨🎲👫👭👬** [https://www.meetup.com/kairos/events/313830011/](https://www.meetup.com/kairos/events/313830011/) Apr 17 (Fri) 7pm-11:30pm：🍻收工狂歡減壓之夜！放工派對🎉 [https://www.meetup.com/kairos/events/314090875/](https://www.meetup.com/kairos/events/314090875/) May 1 (Fri) 4pm-9pm：🏖️五一假期大型假日派對🎉**👫👭👬** [https://www.meetup.com/kairos/events/314093638/](https://www.meetup.com/kairos/events/314093638/) 🎟️ 報名與留位 名額稀缺，請透過 WhatsApp 或 Meetup 預約你的席位： 📲 WhatsApp 直接報名： [https://wa.me/85291622624?text=我想報名參加活動](https://wa.me/85291622624?text=%E6%88%91%E6%83%B3%E5%A0%B1%E5%90%8D%E5%8F%83%E5%8A%A0%E6%B4%BB%E5%8B%95) 期待在更趨近完美的時光中與你相遇。 「不為消磨時光，只為刻畫靈魂。」

**今日活動資訊:** \- 費用: 👨$105 👧$85\(Meetup報名平$5\) Pay at entrance\. 包飲品一盒\, extra飲品每盒$5\. \- 人多\, 或員工/主持忙於教玩遊戲時可能沒暇收取場費\, \- 請利用櫃面PayMe code/Ali Pay /FPS號碼自行支付\. \- 如發現有故意走數情況\, 會被放進Meeple Tree 黑名單\. \- 必須在此報名\. \- 場地沒有食物提供\, 但歡迎帶外賣上來食\. \- 宣傳其他場地/放飛機/遊戲過程中態度惡劣者會被放進黑名單\. \- 入埸請除鞋\. 埸內拖鞋祗供店內用\, 請勿著出店外\. \- 報名參加Meetup活動\, 當系統問你"Are you bringing anyone"時\, 如果你祗是一個人來\, 毋須㩒\+1 \(\+1代表會帶朋友來的意思\)\. \- 我哋嘅活動主持人有時會因為工作或者學業關係臨時嚟唔到，Meeple Tree 保留臨時更換主持嘅可能性。 \- 本會因放飛機\(活動開始前24小時內退出者\)被移除人數: 102 \- Meeple Tree保留參加者名單最後決定權\. \- Follow我哋IG: mtboardgame / boardgame_hk

Jump, kick, lift and turn! Lots of fun learning to dance this very highly uplifting, energetic and fun dance from India! Learn the culture and dance moves of this classical Indian dance that has become very popular all around the world! You will enjoy it thoroughly regardless of what dance background you may or may not have! WhatsApp 63344266 to book Prepayment required to secure booking www.deedreamlife.com/pricing-packages for fee info Download Dee Dream Life App for more info

Join us for a fun and fitness-focused doubles badminton session at Kowloon (TST) Badminton Meetup. Whether you're a beginner looking to improve your skills or a seasoned player seeking some friendly competition, this event is perfect for everyone. Our meetups are designed to combine exercise and recreational sports in a social and engaging environment. Don't worry if you're new to the sport, as our sessions are coached to help you enhance your badminton techniques while having a great time with fellow sports enthusiasts. Meet new friends, improve your game, and stay active on Sunday mornings with us. Come down to the court, unleash your competitive spirit, and enjoy a morning of exciting badminton matches interspersed with friendly banter and sports socials. Cancellation details: The cancellation deadline is 48 hours prior to the start time of the game for weekdays and Wednesday for weekend games. No show or drop out without payment or delayed payment results in a permanent ban. WhatsApp the organizer at 57197742 to confirm your spot. Thanks https://wa.me/85257197742?text=Join%20sports We don't count RSVP for attendance; WhatsApp reservations only. Address- Queen Elizabeth Stadium - Multi-purpose Hall, 18, Oi Kwan Road, Wan Chai, HK Time - 7:00 am Event fees - 60$ per person Join our badminton WhatsApp group for future event updates. WhatsApp me at 5 7 1 9 7 7 4 2 to join https://wa.me/85257197742?text=Join%20badminton%20group

Feel free to join if you are interested in low level computer stuff. If you have any cool projects or ideas you wanna share, bring them along

We interrupt our usual programming - to bring you [adisbladis](https://blad.is/), our sometime resident [Nix](https://github.com/nixos/nix) expert at Dim Sum Labs - for this HackJam. Nix is a powerful package manager that can help you setup your OS and environment exactly the way you want it, with perfect reproducibility, reliability and easy rollback. It's not the easiest to setup however. So Adam is here to help. Whether you are curious about Nix and want to see it in action, have specific problems that need help with, or just want to talk shop with other Nix enthusiasts, this is your chance to work with one of the world's foremost expert in Nix! More about adisbladis: [Adisbladis](https://blad.is) is a freelance Nix consultant & nixpkgs committer, where he mostly enjoys working on lower level plumbing such as lib & stdenv. He is most well known in the Nix community from his work on various Nix tooling such as: * [uv2nix](https://github.com/pyproject-nix/uv2nix) * [pyproject.nix](https://github.com/pyproject-nix/pyproject.nix) * [poetry2nix](https://github.com/nix-community/poetry2nix) * [gomod2nix](https://github.com/nix-community/gomod2nix) * [nix-eval-jobs](https://github.com/nix-community/nix-eval-jobs) * [nix-unit](https://github.com/nix-community/nix-unit) \-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\- This is Dim Sum Labs' Public HackJam meet. Free! Everyone is welcome to join us. If you are an engineer, designer, programmer, artist, creator, innovator, visionary, entrepreneur, or inventor, join us for an evening of thought-provoking conversations. Or better yet, bring your projects, ask for help, and show them off. This is also your chance to test the space before becoming a member. Members have access to the space and all the [equipment within](https://www.dimsumlabs.com/equipment/), 24/7 for a very reasonable price! For details, [please see our website](https://www.dimsumlabs.com/become-a-member-of-dim-sum-labs/). Calling for show-and-tell: if you want to share your projects on coding, making, art, and tech venture projects, come jam with us on HackJam. We can accommodate and help you promote here. Contact us here or via the means listed below. Being Hong Kong's longest-running Hackerspace (since 2011), we are happy to host you, who may: * Be coming from out-of-town * Be from other Hacker/Maker/co-working spaces * Want to get hands-on and create * Wish to network with high-quality, friendly, like-minded people * Be curious about what all this is about * Just want to have a drink while coding. Can't arrive at the start time? Drop in when you can make it :) For more information, check out our website at [https://www.dimsumlabs.com](https://www.dimsumlabs.com), or chat with us (we are happy to chat with you): * Telegram: https://t.me/dimsumlabs * IRC Chat: #dimsumlabs on https://libera.chat/

The DEADLINE FOR PAYMENT to CONFIRM SPOT is 10 APRIL 2026. FIRST PAY FIRST SERVED. We invite members who are beginners(who needs to learn from zero, or not familiar with rules, characters of tiles, counting of faans/points...) in mahjong playing to join us. Normally it takes around 5 classes, depending on your progress and if you feel ready, before going to advanced level of learning. Any beginner who finished beginner course may be invited to join my mahjong club where you will have a group of learners to practise and play with. The exact location to meet will be advised later. Each spot costs $310(including fee and venue rental, and one non alcoholic drink) REQUIREMENTS : 1. As we need to book the tables in advance, anyone who signed up needs to *confirm spot with payment no later than 10 April 2026*. Once a person has paid $310 via PayMe or FPS to tel # 91784798 (please notify), his/her spot will be confirmed by host. 1. The payment is non-refundable for whatever reason, unless otherwise stated. 1. We aim at having 2 tables, 4 players each(not including teacher). If at the end we have more than 4 but fewer than 8 people, we will refund to those paid beyond 4 in order. Any payments beyond 8 spots will also be refunded. 1. As we need at least 4 people to form a table and do the game, in order to be fair to all players, no late arrival or early leave please. 1. In order to be fair to all players, English speaking in the game is required. 1. If you want to bring any guest not registered, please agree with the host first, as we need to control the number of players and people the venue can accommodate. No extra chair will be available for the guest though. 1. Any person "no show" or do not follow all the requirements here will be removed from this group. 1. If your guest(s) is "no show" or does not follow all the requirements here, you will also be removed from this group. We recommend your guest(s) to sign up himself/herself. 1. Please note we will not play with money as the locals do.

THE DEADLINE FOR PAYMENT TO CONFIRM SPOT IS 10 APRIL 2026. We welcome members who CAN PLAY FROM STARTING 3 FAANS(POINTS) TO WIN, to join us this time. (If you know little about rules and scoring, not familiar with the characters and playing strategies you are recommended to join the meetup for beginners first). Exact meeting point will be shared in chat group. Each spot costs $198(including teaching fee, venue and facilities rental and one non-alcoholic drink) REQUIREMENTS : 1. As we need to confirm booking of the tables in advance, please send payment to confirm your spot no later than 10 April 2026. Once paid your spot will be confirmed by host. $198 via PayMe or FPS to tel # 91784798 (please sent notification). 2. The payment is non-refundable for whatever reason, unless otherwise stated. 3. We aim at having 2-3 tables, 4 players each table. Any extra people who paid but can't form a table will be refunded. 4. As we need 4 people to form a table and do the game, to be fair to players on your table no late arrival or early leave please. 5. In order to be fair to all players, English speaking in the game is required. 6. If you want to bring any guest not registered, please agree with the host first, as we need to control the number of players and people the venue can accommodate. No extra chair will be available for the guest though. 7. Any person "no show" or do not follow all the requirements here will be removed from this group. 8. Any guest(s) you bring "no show" or do not follow all the requirements here you will be removed. We advise your guest to sign up himself/herself. 9. Please note we will not play with money as the locals do.

【歡迎只作旁聽，會作分享的書友優先】 1. 活動目標：希望大家能夠分享閱讀心得，開開心心共渡週末。 2. 地點：歡迎參加者提議，消費自付。 3. 時間：下午2時至5時（3小時） 4. 活動流程：以廣東話為主，輪流分享閱讀所見所聞，其他人輪流發問。希望各人藉此更能深刻了解書本知識，用更多不同角度探索書本， 互相啟發及學習。 5. 參加者需帶備一本已經閱讀80%或以上的書本 （中英文書皆可），歡迎絕大部分主題：勵志、心理、商業、股票、旅遊、運動、健美、中西醫療、哲學、散文、美術、種植、歷史、學習方法等等。不接受漫畫、雜誌、報章及任何淫褻不雅之讀物。 6. 活動在午餐 / 下午茶中進行。 7. 失約和習慣性最後一刻退出的成員，將從成員名單中刪除。 8. 若有候補名單，曾經失約和曾經最後一刻退出的成員，他們當次出席的名額將給予其他候補成員。 9. 其他事項：活動期間，參加者應小心看管個人財物，如有任何損失，本會概不負任何責任。

只要行出第一步，就可以擴闊生活圈子~ https://forms.gle/WtTsxUUErco3PKB5A 填左以上Google Form就可加入活動群😁 係香港識朋友話難唔難，話易唔易，所以都希望透過呢個平台令大家互相認識，一齊去吃喝玩樂~ 定期舉辦行山、水上活動、PARTY ROOM、睇戲、食飯又或大家諗到都可以建議版主去搞~

Come out to Improving for our monthly iOS and Mac meetings. This Month's Presentation: Nothing yet. (You should volunteer). What is Cocoaheads (http://cocoaheads.org/)? CocoaHeads is a group devoted to discussion of Apple Computer's Cocoa Framework for programming on MacOS X and iOS (including the iPhone, iPad and Apple Watch). During monthly meetings, members present on their projects and offer tutorials on various programming topics. What is BuckeyeCocoa (http://buckeyecocoa.org/)? BuckeyeCocoa is a group of Objective-C/Swift developers/enthusiasts. We host monthly Cocoaheads and near-weekly NSCoder meetings in Columbus, Ohio. The meetings are free to attend. Presentations! Presenters welcome! We are always in need of people willing to present material. Any Swift and/or Objective-C related topic is welcome. Times can be 5 minutes (i.e. lightning talks) to a maximum of 2 hours. Interested? Contact info is on the BuckeyeCocoa website. To volunteer for a presentation contact us at @BuckeyeCocoa on Twitter. Follow us on Twitter! @BuckeyeCocoa (https://twitter.com/#!/Buckeyecocoa/) For more information: http://buckeyecocoa.org/

Rev. Steven Clevenger is an ordained spiritualist minister with over 40 years experience as a Spiritual Healer, Clairvoyant and Spiritual Teacher, educated and trained at the White Lily Chapel. Rev. Siobhan Wolf Shaffer is an ordained spiritualist minister and certified medium and healer with over 20 years experience. She began her development in 1988 in Pennsylvania and continued when she moved to Ohio in 1998 where she studied at Rays of Lights Church with Rev. Steven Clevenger. Our full worship services consist of an inspirational lecture, healing meditation, and messages from the spirit world that serve to demonstrate evidence of eternal life. Please visit our Official Church Website (http://raysoflightchurch.com) for more information.

Pay attention! We’re delaying a week for those of you who may be on Spring break and/or celebrating the holiday. Ok, no pancakes, but waffles-a-plenty. Join the local UX and Digital Design community for a casual monthly breakfast. Look for us upstairs!

We will have our certified mediums available and you can receive 3 10-minute readings for $20. To keep you safe, we will be following all CDC and Health Dept. guidelines at our psychic fair today. Sitters and readers required to wear a mask. We will maintain a minimum of 6 foot physical distance during readings. Please, if you can, bring your own portable chair to use during your readings. Please note that we are at our wonderful new home at Unity of Columbus, 4211 Maize Road, Columbus, OH

**Important time note:** Please plan on arriving between 5:30 and 6:00 as the elevators lock after 6 and you'll need to message us and we'll need to come get you. The building address is 4450 Bridge Park The entrance is 6620 Mooney St, Suite 400 You will need to scan your ID at the door to get a visitor badge. **Abstract** GitHub Copilot is powerful, but what if you could scale from a solo AI assistant to an entire team of specialized agents working in parallel? This session introduces Squad: an open-source framework for multi-agent orchestration that lets you define teams of AI agents with specific roles, responsibilities, and expertise. We'll progress from Copilot basics to the Copilot CLI, explore how Agents add autonomy, and see how Instructions and Skills let you customize agent behavior. Then, the climax: a live demo where a Squad team of 3 agents (Lead, Developer, Tester) stands up and builds a working application in real-time, showcasing true multi-agent collaboration. Whether you're new to AI or exploring how to scale your use of Copilot, this session will show you what's possible when agents work as a team. **YouTube Link** TBD

Let's grab some coffee/food and share a morning chat! The East Market has an ample parking lot and outdoor and indoor seating. Grab a cup of coffee from Winston's Coffee & Waffles or on your way to East Market and meet us on the second floor - table behind or east of the elevator. Per what this group is about: "Everyone is welcome! International transplants to Columbus who want to improve language skills, Columbus residents who want to discuss international travel and culture, and anyone who enjoys getting together for good conversations."

The Fellowship of the Star Schema: Transforming OLTP Data for Power BI One does not simply build reports on OLTP data. Join us on an epic journey from the depths of raw, normalized tables to the shining halls of a well-modeled star schema fit for Power BI greatness. We will demystify the differences between OLTP and OLAP, walk through star schema vs snowflake (and why Power BI has a clear favorite), and show you the compression differences between normalized and columnar storage that will make you never look at an OLTP model the same way again. We will cover the different types of dimensions, when to use them, and how to handle Slowly Changing Dimensions without losing your mind. You will leave knowing exactly how to identify a bad model, how to convert OLTP data into a clean star schema, and how to forge relationships that rule them all. Whether you are a data wizard, a curious hobbit, or somewhere in between, your models will never be the same.