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**Etruscan Falls — Hidden waterfalls & Etruscan tombs 🌿💧** Wander through a wooded necropolis, cross a river, and discover secret waterfalls off the beaten path. 14 km, 210m ascent — Moderate (uneven terrain, river crossings). Car required (carpool facilitated). Led by AIGAE-registered professional guide. Bring: hiking shoes, 2.5 L water, hike-appropriate clothing. Recommend backpack, snacks, sunscreen. **How to Participate** To join this amazing adventure, simply send an email to [info@natureofsal.com](mailto:info@natureofsal.com) or WhatsApp us directly at +39 351 70 60 636. *Mention you’re from the Expats Living in Rome community to claim your 30% discount!* 👉🏽 For more information [click here](https://community.expatslivinginrome.com/events/F51410) **Your Experience at a Glance** \- Where: \(Exact meeting point will be confirmed\) \- When: 05/04/2026 @ 08:00 \- Duration: Approx\. 4\.5 hours \- Difficulty: Medium \(Distance: 14 km / 8\.68 miles\, Elevation Gain: 210 m / 688\.8 ft\) \- Cost: € 49 – 30% discount for Expat members \(Transport not included\)

**Etruscan Falls — Hidden waterfalls & Etruscan tombs 🌿💧** Wander through a wooded necropolis, cross a river, and discover secret waterfalls off the beaten path. 14 km, 210m ascent — Moderate (uneven terrain, river crossings). Car required (carpool facilitated). Led by AIGAE-registered professional guide. Bring: hiking shoes, 2.5 L water, hike-appropriate clothing. Recommend backpack, snacks, sunscreen. **How to Participate** To join this amazing adventure, simply send an email to info@natureofsal.com or WhatsApp us directly at +39 351 70 60 636. *Mention you’re from the Expats Living in Rome community to claim your 30% discount!* 👉🏽 For more information [click here](https://community.expatslivinginrome.com/events/F51410) **Your Experience at a Glance** \- Where: \(Exact meeting point will be confirmed\) \- When: 05/04/2026 @ 08:00 \- Duration: Approx\. 4\.5 hours \- Difficulty: Medium \(Distance: 14 km / 8\.68 miles\, Elevation Gain: 210 m / 688\.8 ft\) \- Cost: € 49 – 30% discount for Expat members \(Transport not included\) \- Group Size: Limited to 10 participants for an intimate experience

## Join us for an Easter Sunday Social Dinner with fellow expats at Alle Fratte, Sunday April 5th. This event is designed to make new friends among fellow expats and visitors to Rome in a warm and welcoming atmosphere. **Please note that only 20 tickets are available, and they tend to sell out quickly.** The dinner will take place at the [Alle Fratte di Trastevere](https://www.instagram.com/allefratteditrastevere/) restaurant. Their culinary offerings feature an array of typical Roman dishes. Adorned with expansive trompe l’oeils, specially commissioned for the restaurant, the walls depict popular scenes, immersing you in late 18th-century Rome. Their meticulous attention to detail and commitment to the freshness and quality of ingredients serve as a guarantee for your satisfaction. 🟩More details and reservations[ ](https://tinyurl.com/ExpatsLivinginItalyMeetup)[here. ](https://app.heartbeat.chat/expatsinitaly/events/6B1258)👈📎 📌Need help moving, living or loving Italy? Let the host at the event know so they can connect you to others or email us at [info@expatslivinginrome.com](http://info@expatslivinginrome.com/) we assist worldwide! Thank you Expats living in Rome Team Instagram: [https://www.instagram.com/expats.living.in.rome/](https://www.instagram.com/expats.living.in.rome/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHiOOk9EqLjRSh1-7b6ESEc18IX5vYGHuWRdZOFPNSo_HAcuJK-04QltH0P0I_aem_ho6BrmrnH9uOuBMa-26jYA) Website: [www.expatslivinginrome.com](http://www.expatslivinginrome.com/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHmJnXE3P7poOrqO-QxCYr0eNarAqtQREbibaGXzfpeSHe9bwS4OkSy8HcQ9y_aem_6mon6UhtKRGVfy-s94X4Hw) Email: [info@expatslivinginrome.com](http://info@expatslivinginrome.com/)

⚠️At the entrance say "ONLYFRIENDS LIST"⚠️ For more info: https://chat.whatsapp.com/Lmov9GCZa2UEPGO7tmeGHB?mode=wwt Make Friends In the Best Location in Rome! Meetup starts 18:00 Buy 1 Drink Get FREE FOOD TICKET Buffet area starts 19:30-21:00

Il **Quartiere Coppedè** è uno dei luoghi più misteriosi e affascinanti di Roma: un vero museo a cielo aperto, ricco di simboli esoterici, richiami medievali, gotici, rinascimentali e liberty. Durante questa visita guidata a piedi, il Dott. Marco Lo Muscio, direttore della Casa Museo Wunderkammer, accompagnerà i partecipanti alla scoperta delle simbologie nascoste del quartiere: api, leoni, aquile, arieti, rane, grifoni, cavalieri, elementi alchemici e massonici che rendono il Coppedè unico in Europa. Un percorso affascinante e coinvolgente, pensato per chi ama l'arte, la storia e i luoghi fuori dal comune. **Sabato 14 Marzo**: Due turni di visite: * **ore 15.00** * **ore 16.15** Appuntamento: **via Dora 2**, sotto il grande arco • 15 € a persona Prenotazioni: 349 4030660 (anche WhatsApp) [rivendel7@gmail.com](mailto:rivendel7@gmail.com "rivendel7@gmail.com") [https://www.wunderkammer-roma.com/quartiere-coppede](https://www.wunderkammer-roma.com/quartiere-coppede)/ \- RAI 2 ha girato un servizio sul Coppedè ed il museo Wunderkammer con il Dott\. Lo Muscio per "Top \- Tutto quanto fa tendenza": [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlKekuXl9eY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlKekuXl9eY) "*La visita guidata è veramente piena di fascino e ti fa capire tutti i dettagli esoterici del quartiere. La differenza con le altre visite è che il Dott. Lo Muscio è anche il creatore della Casa-Museo Wunderkammer nello stile del quartiere ed è poi una visita fatta con l'entusiasmo di un artista dato che il Maestro Lo Muscio è anche un impirtante musicista internazionale! Da consigliare assolutamente.*" (Marta Giordani)

DESCRIPTION: Join us on an unforgettable tour where we'll explore Rome's iconic sites. Since most of these sites are well-known, the focus will be on lesser known aspects. The goal is the gain insight but keep the info limited so the tour ends in 90 mins. Participants will likely remember the presentations and won't feel overwhelmed with TMI that can easily be found on wikipedia or through AI. ITINERARY : Spanish Steps, Sallustian Obelisk and the revolution of Rome's city planning, Aqua Virgo, Trevi Fountain, Galleria Alberto Sordi, Pantheon Piazza Navona DISTANCE: 1\.87 km \| 1\.16 miDuration: 2 hrs TIP-BASED tour: You pay what you want at the end. If you pay based on your satisfaction, you encourage quality work and discourage substandard work.

Un’esperienza immersiva nella **Casa Museo Wunderkammer per San Valentino**: visita guidata tra arte, simboli, oggetti rari e curiosità storiche seguita da un concerto dal vivo per Pianoforte ed Organo in un ambiente fuori dal tempo. La Wunderkammer è una casa museo privata ispirata alle antiche camere delle meraviglie rinascimentali: sculture, iconografie simboliche, collezioni insolite e opere d’arte raccontate direttamente dal proprietario e collezionista. A conclusione del percorso, concerto da camera dal vivo con il M° **Marco Lo Muscio** (collaboratore di Steve Hackett dei Genesis) nello stesso spazio, per completare l’esperienza tra arte e musica. **Musiche da Bach ai Genesis!** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marco_Lo_Muscio 👥 Posti limitati: massimo 8 partecipanti 🎟️ Contributo culturale: 25 € È possibile confermare la partecipazione con pagamento anticipato via PayPal oppure in contanti il giorno dell’evento (su prenotazione confermata). I posti sono molto limitati. 📩 Prenotazione necessaria ⏳ Durata complessiva: circa 3 ore RAI 2 ha girato un servizio sulla Wunderkammer per "Top - Tutto quanto fa tendenza" : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnQxaRlCz20](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnQxaRlCz20) 📍 Il punto mappa indica l’area di riferimento. L’indirizzo esatto della Casa Museo Wunderkammer verrà comunicato ai partecipanti confermati prima dell’evento. Esperienza rivolta a chi ama la cultura vissuta da vicino, in piccoli gruppi, con possibilità di dialogo e approfondimento. Informazioni sul luogo e sulle attività: **https://www.wunderkammer-roma.com** ⚠️ L’accesso è riservato ai partecipanti confermati. Dettagli completi e istruzioni verranno inviati prima dell’evento. *** **ENGLISH INFO — Saturday Special Event (Valentine’s Weekend)** An immersive experience inside the private **Wunderkammer House Museum** for Valentine’s weekend: a guided visit among art, symbols, rare objects and historical curiosities, followed by a live chamber concert for piano and organ in a timeless atmosphere. The Wunderkammer is a private house museum inspired by the Renaissance “cabinets of curiosities”: sculptures, symbolic iconography, unusual collections and artworks presented directly by the owner and collector. At the end of the visit, a live chamber concert with Maestro **Marco Lo Muscio** (composer and collaborator of Steve Hackett of Genesis) is performed in the same space, completing the experience between art and music. Music program: from Bach to Genesis [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marco_Lo_Muscio](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marco_Lo_Muscio) 👥 Limited seats: max 8 participants 🎟️ Cultural contribution: €25 💳 You may confirm your participation via PayPal in advance or pay in cash on the day (with confirmed reservation). Seats are very limited. 📩 Reservation required ⏳ Total duration: about 3 hours RAI 2 featured the Wunderkammer in a TV report: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnQxaRlCz20](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnQxaRlCz20) 📍 The map shows the reference area. The exact address will be sent to confirmed participants before the event. Designed for those who enjoy culture in small groups, with time for dialogue and deeper insight. More information about the place and activities: [https://www.wunderkammer-roma.com](https://www.wunderkammer-roma.com) ⚠️ Access is reserved for confirmed participants only. Full details and instructions will be sent before the event.

**Etruscan Falls — Hidden waterfalls & Etruscan tombs 🌿💧** Wander through a wooded necropolis, cross a river, and discover secret waterfalls off the beaten path. 14 km, 210m ascent — Moderate (uneven terrain, river crossings). Car required (carpool facilitated). Led by AIGAE-registered professional guide. Bring: hiking shoes, 2.5 L water, hike-appropriate clothing. Recommend backpack, snacks, sunscreen. **How to Participate** To join this amazing adventure, simply send an email to info@natureofsal.com or WhatsApp us directly at +39 351 70 60 636. *Mention you’re from the Expats Living in Rome community to claim your 30% discount!* 👉🏽 For more information [click here](https://community.expatslivinginrome.com/events/F51410) **Your Experience at a Glance** \- Where: \(Exact meeting point will be confirmed\) \- When: 05/04/2026 @ 08:00 \- Duration: Approx\. 4\.5 hours \- Difficulty: Medium \(Distance: 14 km / 8\.68 miles\, Elevation Gain: 210 m / 688\.8 ft\) \- Cost: € 49 – 30% discount for Expat members \(Transport not included\) \- Group Size: Limited to 10 participants for an intimate experience

## Join us for an Easter Sunday Social Dinner with fellow expats at Alle Fratte, Sunday April 5th. This event is designed to make new friends among fellow expats and visitors to Rome in a warm and welcoming atmosphere. **Please note that only 20 tickets are available, and they tend to sell out quickly.** The dinner will take place at the [Alle Fratte di Trastevere](https://www.instagram.com/allefratteditrastevere/) restaurant. Their culinary offerings feature an array of typical Roman dishes. Adorned with expansive trompe l’oeils, specially commissioned for the restaurant, the walls depict popular scenes, immersing you in late 18th-century Rome. Their meticulous attention to detail and commitment to the freshness and quality of ingredients serve as a guarantee for your satisfaction. 🟩More details and reservations[ ](https://tinyurl.com/ExpatsLivinginItalyMeetup)[here. ](https://app.heartbeat.chat/expatsinitaly/events/6B1258)👈📎 📌Need help moving, living or loving Italy? Let the host at the event know so they can connect you to others or email us at [info@expatslivinginrome.com](http://info@expatslivinginrome.com/) we assist worldwide! Thank you Expats living in Rome Team Instagram: [https://www.instagram.com/expats.living.in.rome/](https://www.instagram.com/expats.living.in.rome/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHiOOk9EqLjRSh1-7b6ESEc18IX5vYGHuWRdZOFPNSo_HAcuJK-04QltH0P0I_aem_ho6BrmrnH9uOuBMa-26jYA) Website: [www.expatslivinginrome.com](http://www.expatslivinginrome.com/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHmJnXE3P7poOrqO-QxCYr0eNarAqtQREbibaGXzfpeSHe9bwS4OkSy8HcQ9y_aem_6mon6UhtKRGVfy-s94X4Hw) Email: [info@expatslivinginrome.com](http://info@expatslivinginrome.com/)

⚠️At the entrance say "ONLYFRIENDS LIST"⚠️ For more info: https://chat.whatsapp.com/Lmov9GCZa2UEPGO7tmeGHB?mode=wwt Make Friends In the Best Location in Rome! Meetup starts 18:00 Buy 1 Drink Get FREE FOOD TICKET Buffet area starts 19:30-21:00

Il **Quartiere Coppedè** è uno dei luoghi più misteriosi e affascinanti di Roma: un vero museo a cielo aperto, ricco di simboli esoterici, richiami medievali, gotici, rinascimentali e liberty. Durante questa visita guidata a piedi, il Dott. Marco Lo Muscio, direttore della Casa Museo Wunderkammer, accompagnerà i partecipanti alla scoperta delle simbologie nascoste del quartiere: api, leoni, aquile, arieti, rane, grifoni, cavalieri, elementi alchemici e massonici che rendono il Coppedè unico in Europa. Un percorso affascinante e coinvolgente, pensato per chi ama l'arte, la storia e i luoghi fuori dal comune. **Sabato 14 Marzo**: Due turni di visite: * **ore 15.00** * **ore 16.15** Appuntamento: **via Dora 2**, sotto il grande arco • 15 € a persona Prenotazioni: 349 4030660 (anche WhatsApp) [rivendel7@gmail.com](mailto:rivendel7@gmail.com "rivendel7@gmail.com") [https://www.wunderkammer-roma.com/quartiere-coppede](https://www.wunderkammer-roma.com/quartiere-coppede)/ \- RAI 2 ha girato un servizio sul Coppedè ed il museo Wunderkammer con il Dott\. Lo Muscio per "Top \- Tutto quanto fa tendenza": [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlKekuXl9eY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlKekuXl9eY) "*La visita guidata è veramente piena di fascino e ti fa capire tutti i dettagli esoterici del quartiere. La differenza con le altre visite è che il Dott. Lo Muscio è anche il creatore della Casa-Museo Wunderkammer nello stile del quartiere ed è poi una visita fatta con l'entusiasmo di un artista dato che il Maestro Lo Muscio è anche un impirtante musicista internazionale! Da consigliare assolutamente.*" (Marta Giordani)

DESCRIPTION: Join us on an unforgettable tour where we'll explore Rome's iconic sites. Since most of these sites are well-known, the focus will be on lesser known aspects. The goal is the gain insight but keep the info limited so the tour ends in 90 mins. Participants will likely remember the presentations and won't feel overwhelmed with TMI that can easily be found on wikipedia or through AI. ITINERARY : Spanish Steps, Sallustian Obelisk and the revolution of Rome's city planning, Aqua Virgo, Trevi Fountain, Galleria Alberto Sordi, Pantheon Piazza Navona DISTANCE: 1\.87 km \| 1\.16 miDuration: 2 hrs TIP-BASED tour: You pay what you want at the end. If you pay based on your satisfaction, you encourage quality work and discourage substandard work.

Un’esperienza immersiva nella **Casa Museo Wunderkammer per San Valentino**: visita guidata tra arte, simboli, oggetti rari e curiosità storiche seguita da un concerto dal vivo per Pianoforte ed Organo in un ambiente fuori dal tempo. La Wunderkammer è una casa museo privata ispirata alle antiche camere delle meraviglie rinascimentali: sculture, iconografie simboliche, collezioni insolite e opere d’arte raccontate direttamente dal proprietario e collezionista. A conclusione del percorso, concerto da camera dal vivo con il M° **Marco Lo Muscio** (collaboratore di Steve Hackett dei Genesis) nello stesso spazio, per completare l’esperienza tra arte e musica. **Musiche da Bach ai Genesis!** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marco_Lo_Muscio 👥 Posti limitati: massimo 8 partecipanti 🎟️ Contributo culturale: 25 € È possibile confermare la partecipazione con pagamento anticipato via PayPal oppure in contanti il giorno dell’evento (su prenotazione confermata). I posti sono molto limitati. 📩 Prenotazione necessaria ⏳ Durata complessiva: circa 3 ore RAI 2 ha girato un servizio sulla Wunderkammer per "Top - Tutto quanto fa tendenza" : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnQxaRlCz20](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnQxaRlCz20) 📍 Il punto mappa indica l’area di riferimento. L’indirizzo esatto della Casa Museo Wunderkammer verrà comunicato ai partecipanti confermati prima dell’evento. Esperienza rivolta a chi ama la cultura vissuta da vicino, in piccoli gruppi, con possibilità di dialogo e approfondimento. Informazioni sul luogo e sulle attività: **https://www.wunderkammer-roma.com** ⚠️ L’accesso è riservato ai partecipanti confermati. Dettagli completi e istruzioni verranno inviati prima dell’evento. *** **ENGLISH INFO — Saturday Special Event (Valentine’s Weekend)** An immersive experience inside the private **Wunderkammer House Museum** for Valentine’s weekend: a guided visit among art, symbols, rare objects and historical curiosities, followed by a live chamber concert for piano and organ in a timeless atmosphere. The Wunderkammer is a private house museum inspired by the Renaissance “cabinets of curiosities”: sculptures, symbolic iconography, unusual collections and artworks presented directly by the owner and collector. At the end of the visit, a live chamber concert with Maestro **Marco Lo Muscio** (composer and collaborator of Steve Hackett of Genesis) is performed in the same space, completing the experience between art and music. Music program: from Bach to Genesis [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marco_Lo_Muscio](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marco_Lo_Muscio) 👥 Limited seats: max 8 participants 🎟️ Cultural contribution: €25 💳 You may confirm your participation via PayPal in advance or pay in cash on the day (with confirmed reservation). Seats are very limited. 📩 Reservation required ⏳ Total duration: about 3 hours RAI 2 featured the Wunderkammer in a TV report: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnQxaRlCz20](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnQxaRlCz20) 📍 The map shows the reference area. The exact address will be sent to confirmed participants before the event. Designed for those who enjoy culture in small groups, with time for dialogue and deeper insight. More information about the place and activities: [https://www.wunderkammer-roma.com](https://www.wunderkammer-roma.com) ⚠️ Access is reserved for confirmed participants only. Full details and instructions will be sent before the event.

Domenica mattina, alle 11, nel verde di Villa Torlonia, ci prendiamo un’ora. Un’ora per rallentare il ritmo della settimana, rientrare nel corpo, respirare con più attenzione. Inizieremo con una pratica di yoga accessibile, per sciogliere tensioni e ritrovare presenza, e lasceremo poi spazio alla meditazione, senza forzature, senza aspettative. Non serve esperienza, non serve “saper fare”. Basta arrivare. Il contributo è di 10€. Porta con te un tappetino e qualcosa di semplice ma essenziale: disponibilità a fermarti, anche solo per un momento. Ci vediamo lì!

AI is changing how art is made. But when does it stop being your work and start being the machine’s? This month we're going to be doing a panel with with digital image, music, and written word artists, talking about at what point, while using AI in the creation process, does the work become not the artist creation? We encourage audience participation during this event that will be moderated by Chris Slee. Whether you’re deep in the field or just getting curious, come connect with others building and exploring AI in Columbus. Sponsored by [Transform Labs](https://www.transformlabs.com/services)

We are excited to host Guided Meditations on Sundays at 6 pm in our Ashram/Gallery/Home! !! !! Everyone wants to know what kind of God we worship and what kind of meditation we do. We worship the GOD that LOVES US! We understand that god is an energy and it lives in us as us. Our meditations guide others to actually experience that energy! xoxo We don't just talk about peace, love and affection, we experience it :) Also we are a home not a business, so we enjoy building community one friend at a time. We always build in time for people to mingle & develop friendships! xoxo Much Love, Frank Tennyson Namaste, Frank Tennyson http://photos3.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/a/f/9/9/600_447824953.jpeg

Pay attention! We’re delaying a week for those of you who may be on Spring break and/or celebrating the holiday. Ok, no pancakes, but waffles-a-plenty. Join the local UX and Digital Design community for a casual monthly breakfast. Look for us upstairs!

Rev. Steven Clevenger is an ordained spiritualist minister with over 40 years experience as a Spiritual Healer, Clairvoyant and Spiritual Teacher, educated and trained at the White Lily Chapel. Rev. Siobhan Wolf Shaffer is an ordained spiritualist minister and certified medium and healer with over 20 years experience. She began her development in 1988 in Pennsylvania and continued when she moved to Ohio in 1998 where she studied at Rays of Lights Church with Rev. Steven Clevenger. Our full worship services consist of an inspirational lecture, healing meditation, and messages from the spirit world that serve to demonstrate evidence of eternal life. Please visit our Official Church Website (http://raysoflightchurch.com) for more information.

**Important time note:** Please plan on arriving between 5:30 and 6:00 as the elevators lock after 6 and you'll need to message us and we'll need to come get you. The building address is 4450 Bridge Park The entrance is 6620 Mooney St, Suite 400 You will need to scan your ID at the door to get a visitor badge. **Abstract** GitHub Copilot is powerful, but what if you could scale from a solo AI assistant to an entire team of specialized agents working in parallel? This session introduces Squad: an open-source framework for multi-agent orchestration that lets you define teams of AI agents with specific roles, responsibilities, and expertise. We'll progress from Copilot basics to the Copilot CLI, explore how Agents add autonomy, and see how Instructions and Skills let you customize agent behavior. Then, the climax: a live demo where a Squad team of 3 agents (Lead, Developer, Tester) stands up and builds a working application in real-time, showcasing true multi-agent collaboration. Whether you're new to AI or exploring how to scale your use of Copilot, this session will show you what's possible when agents work as a team. **YouTube Link** TBD

We'll meet at The Capital One Café, 167 Easton Town Center, Space A-103. This is in the main mall where the Microsoft store used to be, on your left if you're standing at the bottom of the AMC Theater escalator. Join us on Saturday for an hour of uninterrupted wordmaking! • What we'll do Join us for an hour of writing! We’ve discovered that it’s strikingly helpful to write with other writers. See if it’s true for you at 10AM on Saturday mornings. Be it a book, blog, script, essay, dissertation, resume, melody, poem or just plain work stuff, you are invited to write it with us. No one will see what you've written or give you unsolicited advice. Instead of just thinking about writing, come and get some real writing done. SCHEDULE: 10:00 - SESSION 1: quick intros. 10:10 - timer starts: write for 1 hour. 11:10 - chat / take off / keep writing. OPTIONAL SOCIALIZING happens at 11A-11:30ish. Writing is very solitary. Connecting (and sometimes even commiserating) with other writers is a cool thing. BEING LATE IS OKAY: just show up and get settled, then check-in with me after the session. (I’ll be the person with the Shut Up & Write! sign.) If you were on time, please be willing to make room for the friendly latecomer. Happy writing and I look forward to seeing you! • What to bring Whatever you need to be able to write! Bring earbuds/earplugs if you want to block noise or the occasional conversation by other patrons. Electrical outlets are limited, so charge your devices before whenever possible. See you at The Café on Saturday!

The Fellowship of the Star Schema: Transforming OLTP Data for Power BI One does not simply build reports on OLTP data. Join us on an epic journey from the depths of raw, normalized tables to the shining halls of a well-modeled star schema fit for Power BI greatness. We will demystify the differences between OLTP and OLAP, walk through star schema vs snowflake (and why Power BI has a clear favorite), and show you the compression differences between normalized and columnar storage that will make you never look at an OLTP model the same way again. We will cover the different types of dimensions, when to use them, and how to handle Slowly Changing Dimensions without losing your mind. You will leave knowing exactly how to identify a bad model, how to convert OLTP data into a clean star schema, and how to forge relationships that rule them all. Whether you are a data wizard, a curious hobbit, or somewhere in between, your models will never be the same.