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Hi and welcome to our next Socrates Café philosophy meetup! Do you have a hunger for deeper understanding of yourself and the world? Do you value deep, honest and respectful dialogue? If yes, then this meetup will be very interesting for you. • WHAT IS A MEETUP ABOUT? We ask, answer and discuss questions and ideas to stimulate critical thinking and to widen our perspectives with new concepts and thoughts. The main purpose of these meetups is to enrich ourselves with the perspectives of others, not to convince others about our own perspectives. Our meetups are about our own philosophies of life and not necessarily what the great philosophers and academics have said or written. It is not a debating club or a platform for proselytizing. Instead, we place the emphasis on questioning, open mindedness and challenging our own assumptions while listening to and respecting the views shared by others. A Socrates Café meetup is considered a success when participants leave a discussion with many more questions than they had at the beginning. • WHAT TOPIC IS DISCUSSED AT THE MEETUP? Participants suggest topics at the beginning of each meeting. We then vote and choose that event's most popular topic for discussion. No academic training in philosophy necessary; just enthusiasm for exchanging ideas and points of view. Some examples of subjects chosen on previous meetups: * What ideals are worth dying for? * Why are we never satisfied? * Why is it that human beings know that the society is going wrong, leaders are well informed about it and things continue as is? * Is identity necessary? * How can it be that people in democratic societies are so obsessed with power? (Desire to be different, better, stronger than others) * What is friendship? • WHO PARTICIPATES AT THIS MEETUP? Anybody is more than welcome to join our meetups. Our events gather people from different backgrounds, different cultures, while no philosophical background is mandatory. Our usual participants are people that have a hunger for deeper understanding of themselves and the world. People that value deep, honest and respectful dialogue. The inspiration for Socrates Cafe originates with the book of the same name, written by the philosopher Christopher Phillips. (Socrates Cafe: A Fresh Taste of Philosophy, 2002). Phillips felt that the Socratic method of dialogue and discussion should be practiced not just in academic settings, but among everyday people interested in examining deep questions together. Hundreds of Socrates Cafe groups now exist around the world. To learn more, visit [https://socratescafe.com](https://emea01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fsocratescafe.com%2F&data=05%7C02%7C%7C1b245fc060a24a1b22c508dd324f736a%7C84df9e7fe9f640afb435aaaaaaaaaaaa%7C1%7C0%7C638722038989360624%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJFbXB0eU1hcGkiOnRydWUsIlYiOiIwLjAuMDAwMCIsIlAiOiJXaW4zMiIsIkFOIjoiTWFpbCIsIldUIjoyfQ%3D%3D%7C0%7C%7C%7C&sdata=pLtcEu25qgDHP1XvhFs5Cx4L1rRDYmqwnNWgxalKovY%3D&reserved=0 "Protegido por Outlook: https://socratescafe.com/. Haga clic o pulse para seguir el vínculo.").

Encuentro para conocernos , compartir nuestros momentos vitales, nuestras necesidades, descubrimientos, recibir ayuda si lo deseas, etc. Si eres nuev@ en el crecimiento interior-personal-espiritual , te ofrezco leerte tu carta astrologica y compartirte tips esenciales para ser más Fuerte y Libre. Animate. Juntos somos más Fuertes ! **Si quieres asistir escríbeme por whatsapp al 678777477.** **Los encuentros se organizarán desde el grupo de whatsapp.** (por lo que aunque no veas inscripciones aquí no significa nada).

[https://barcelonacodeschool.com/reactjs-crash-course/](https://barcelonacodeschool.com/reactjs-crash-course/) ## Front-end web development with React.js! * Intensive in-person hands-on training * 1 week of hardcore React coding * Daily classes 9:00 to 18:00 * The course is taught in English * From zero to 👸 and 🤴 * 15% theory / 85% practice / 100% efficiency ## What you'll learn * Overall concept * JSX syntax * create-react-app * Structuring React app * Components-based approach and reusability * Class and function components * Passing data between components with props * Using state and state management * Shared state management * Events and event handlers * Lifecycle methods * Hooks * Async requests * Promises * Conditional rendering * React router * Metadata in React * Using external components * Production build, deployment ## Prerequisites Solid understanding of JavaScript logic and syntax; functions, loops, conditionals, arrays, objects. Good knowledge of HTML/CSS: DOM, structuring HTML, CSS selectors, Grid, Flexbox. ## The outcomes After this course you will have a strong understanding of the **logic**, **syntax** and **usage**of ReactJS. You will be able to build React apps from scratch and have progress further into the depths of React or any other front-end JS library/framework such as Angular, Vue, Ember or anything else. ## Tuition: 850€ 100% is paid upon registration.

**❗Para RESERVAR la plaza, por favor🙏, paga el depósito y sigue los pasos en la web.)❗[AQUI](https://mamuthiking.es/#book)** **DE QUÉ TRATA ESTA EXCURSIÓN 🌄** ¡Disfrutemos de una excursión inolvidable a uno de los lugares más icónicos y mágicos de la Costa Brava! Desde **Palau-Saverdera**, caminaremos por hermosos paisajes mediterráneos, antiguos caminos y rodeados de impresionantes vistas sobre la costa 🌿🌊 Nuestra ruta nos llevará primero a **las ruinas del antiguo castillo**, un lugar espectacular con paisajes dramáticos y una atmósfera muy especial ⛰️☀️ Después continuaremos hasta el impresionante **Monasterio de Sant Pere de Rodes**, un increíble tesoro medieval situado en lo alto sobre el mar, lleno de historia, leyendas y vistas panorámicas inolvidables ✨🏰 Y sí — **entraremos dentro del monasterio** para descubrir este lugar extraordinario desde su interior. Una excursión perfecta para combinar **naturaleza, historia y algunas de las mejores vistas de la región** 💫 **DETALLES TÉCNICOS 🟢** ⛰️ Dificultad: 🟢 🦣🦣🦣 Nivel medio 📏 Distancia: 🟢 15 km 📈 Desnivel positivo: 🟢 700 m ⏱️ Tiempo estimado: 3 horas caminando + 1 hora para relajarse + 1 hora visitando el castillo ⏰ Hora de encuentro: 8:00 🚌 Regreso a Barcelona (aprox.): 19:30 **PRECIO 💶** 45 euros + 5 euros (entrada al castillo) GRATIS PARA CONDUCTORES ,se paga la gasolina, solo ha de pagar la entrada al castillo 5euros **INCLUYE 🎒** 🚌 transporte, vamos en coches 🗂️ Organización de la actividad 🧗 Guía de montaña certificado y su asistente 🛡️ Seguro de accidentes para actividades de montaña + seguro de responsabilidad civil **NOTA IMPORTANTE ❗** Cada participante es responsable de evaluar si su **nivel físico es adecuado para la actividad**. Lo mismo aplica al **equipo que lleve (ropa y calzado)**. En ningún caso la persona que propone la actividad puede ser considerada responsable de posibles daños derivados de la participación. 🧠👟 ☀️ **Nuestro Instagram:** [https://www.instagram.com/mamut_hiking](https://www.instagram.com/mamut_hiking) 😋 **Nuestro Facebook:** [https://www.facebook.com/mamuthiking](https://www.facebook.com/mamuthiking) 🥰 **Únete a nuestro grupo de WhatsApp para conocer las próximas excursiones:** [https://chat.whatsapp.com/DI1LMkabpwS2A7Je9hBzZn](https://chat.whatsapp.com/DI1LMkabpwS2A7Je9hBzZn) 📸 *Publica tu aventura en redes sociales, etiquétanos y disfruta de tu **9ª excursión gratis**.* 🏔️🎉 👩❓ Si tienes más preguntas, escribe a **ALEXANDRA por WhatsApp (641 428 042)** Después de registrarte en la web, recibirás el **enlace al grupo de WhatsApp**, donde enviaremos toda la información necesaria sobre esta excursión. 📲

**¿Alguna vez has entrado en un bosque con algún tipo de malestar y has salido completamente diferente?** Como si algo se hubiera soltado por el camino… Como si la tierra hubiera sostenido lo que pesaba… Como si los árboles te hubieran devuelto calma, claridad o incluso un poco de sentido. Esa es la experiencia que quiero acercarte. **Esta meditación guiada es una práctica creada para ayudarte a:** • Bajar el ritmo • Volver al cuerpo • Escuchar lo que está vivo en ti • Reconectar con la naturaleza **¿Cómo realizar la práctica?** • Reserva aproximadamente 60 minutos solo para ti • Busca un bosque o espacio natural donde puedas estar tranquilx • Intenta estar a solas, sin interrupciones • Lleva contigo: Una botella de agua. Una libreta y un boli. Un móvil y auriculares (si lo deseas) para escuchar la meditación. • Tiene 3 partes: 1 de pie y las otras sentadxs o tumbadxs. Permítete vivir esta experiencia a tu ritmo. Sin exigencia. Sin expectativas. El bosque no te pide nada. Solo te recibe. **DESCÁRGALA AQUÍ:** [https://forms.gle/6v6MtRXeZS1auvv46](https://forms.gle/6v6MtRXeZS1auvv46) Puedes guardarla y volver a ella siempre que lo necesites. Un abrazo Carla

Bring your rug or yoga mat. With comfortable and relaxed mind, let’s enjoy the yoga and yoga nidra on the beach!

Te sumergirás en la magia de la improvisación a través de juegos y ejercicios dinámicos. Aprenderás a afinar tu atención y mejorar tu capacidad de escucha, desarrollarás la habilidad de crear y aceptar propuestas, y dominarás la creación de espacios y personajes. Conocerás el emocionante mundo del Match de Improvisación y los juegos de impro, un formato que ofrece infinitas posibilidades para aprender mientras te diviertes. Un escenario donde la espontaneidad y la creatividad se combinan para crear momentos teatrales inolvidables. ***No es necesaria experiencia previa, todos los niveles son bienvenidos.*** No os preocupéis si no hay muchos inscritos al evento, trabajamos con otras plataformas desde nos llegan también mas inscripciones. **ATENCION!!!** para poder asistir al evento tenemos que haberos confirmado vuestra asistencia por privado.

Os traemos un nuevo coding dojo en **[Plain Concepts](https://www.plainconcepts.com/)**. Esta vez de la mano de **Joaquín Azcarate, Adrián Pastén y Anyul Rivas** 💥 📅 **Agenda** **7 de abril de 2026**, de 18:30 a 21:00. Haremos ensemble programming para realizar la **Tennis Kata**. En esta ocasión le daremos un giro muy interesante: el reto será resolverla aplicando **programación funcional**. ¡Un ejercicio genial para pensar de forma diferente! El idioma será castellano e inglés. 🙇‍♀️ **Facilitan** [Joaquín Azcarate](https://es.linkedin.com/in/joaquin-azcarate), [Adrián Pastén](https://es.linkedin.com/in/adri%C3%A1n-past%C3%A9n-lagos-b3526211b) y [Anyul Rivas](https://es.linkedin.com/in/anyulled/es) 🎒 **¿Qué tengo que llevar?** Ganas de reflexionar y aprender. Si es tu primer coding dojo, puedes ver la charla de Paolo Sciarra: [introduction to coding dojos](https://youtu.be/OwxSSgvR86U) para entender por qué practicamos con katas y qué esperar de un coding dojo. 🏢 **Ubicación** Oficinas de Plain Concepts: Carrer del Comte d'Urgell, 240, 6C, Eixample, 08036 Barcelona. *(Nota para los asistentes: Al llegar, podéis dirigiros a la recepción en la planta 6C o seguir las instrucciones de acceso del edificio).* Muchísimas gracias a nuestro sponsor **[Plain Concepts](https://www.plainconcepts.com/)** por acogernos en su espacio y 🍲 🍕 🍴🥤🧃. ¡Nos vemos allí!

Hello everyone, 👉🏻 Looking for a regular dance class ? 🌿 ASK FOR YOUR TRIAL CLASS // FROM SEPTEMBER 2025 to JUNE 2026🌿 If you’re thinking about bringing contemporary or jazz dance into your weekly routine, I’m teaching in Gràcia at two different studios. There are 7 groups in total, ranging from complete beginners to advanced dancers. Classes take place in: 🌿 Gràcia (metro Joanic / Fontana) 👉🏻 Wednesdays / 18:30 - 20:00 (contemporary beginners - intermediate) / 20:15 - 21:45 (contemporary intermediate - advanced) 🌿 Gràcia (metro Lesseps / Fontana) 👉🏻 Thursdays / 18:30 - 20:00 (contemporary beginners - intermediate) / 20:00 - 21:30 (jazz all levels) 👉🏻 Fridays / 10:00 - 11:30 (contemporary complete beginners) / 11:30 - 13:00 (contemporary intermediate) / 13:30 - 15:00 (contemporary intermediate - advanced) You’ll be joining an existing, multicultural and mixed-level group. Classes are offered in English, Spanish, and French if needed. My approach blends improvisation, coordination, cardio, and body quality work — with a focus on sensation over form. If you're interested, feel free to send me a DM on WhatsApp or Instagram (IG: @sylvain_ludovico) Wishing you a great start to the season — see you soon! 🙌🏻🤸🏻‍♀️

🔧 Join us for **two talks** focusing on **getting more out of PHP** without unnecessary complexity, from async execution to performance insights. Stay for **discussion, drinks, and snacks** afterward. **Details** ⏰ Aptil 9th 🗓 Starting 6:30 pm 🇬🇧 Talks in English 🎟 Free 📍NN Working. Carrer de Pau Claris, 194, L'Eixample, 08037 Barcelona (4th floor) **Talks:** **1\. Topic:** **PHP Fibers: simplifying async code and speeding up development** **Speaker:** [Max Fomichev](https://www.linkedin.com/in/maxim-fomichev/), Infrastructure Engineer at Manychat **About the Talk** We constantly search for creative ways to get maximum out of php, without bringing excessive complexity for our developers daily work. In this speech I'll sum up our way, describe where are we now in a bit, and share how we started to use fibers and asynchronous http requests to speed up both our code writing and execution, while avoiding excessive cognitive load for our developers dealing with "asynchronous" programming. **About the Speaker** Max has decades of experience in IT, primarily focused on programming in PHP and running Unix servers. For the past six years, he has been working at Manychat, a leading chat-marketing platform, where I combine the roles of an Infrastructure Engineer, SRE, and developer, optimizing systems and ensuring reliability. **2\. Topic:** PHP Performance Demystified - Measure, Understand, Optimize **Speaker:** [Volker Dusch](https://www.linkedin.com/in/volker-dusch/), Head Of Engineering at Tideways, PHP 8.5 Release Manager **About the Talk** In this talk, we'll explore options for PHP performance analysis. From understanding how the PHP virtual machine and OPCodes work, to performing your own reliable and meaningful benchmarks, and how to use request profiling using open-source and commercial offerings. You will leave with an overview of the available tools and an understanding of how to use them in your day-to-day. Learning how to spot bottlenecks and optimize them away efficiently and confidently. **About the Speaker** With over 20 years of software development experience, Volker has seen PHP grow and mature from PHP 3, working on long-living custom applications in high-traffic environments. From social networks to medical data processing, he has worked as an engineer, team lead, and Head of Engineering, mostly focusing on PHP, Go, C, JavaScript, HTML/CSS and System Operations. https://phpc.social/@edorian **Thanks to Manychat to host the meetup** – [Learn more](http://%5Bhttps/%5B%5Bmedium.com/manychat-engineering%5D%5D%5D(%5Bmedium.com/manychat-engineering%5D%5D)(%5Bmedium.com/manychat-engineering%5D%5D(medium.com/manychat-engineering%5D))(https:/%5B%5Bmedium.com/manychat-engineering%5D%5D(%5Bmedium.com/manychat-engineering%5D)(%5Bmedium.com/manychat-engineering%5D(medium.com/manychat-engineering)))) about Manychat Engineering – [Careers](http://%5Bhttps/%5B%5Bcareers.manychat.com/%5D%5D%5D(%5Bcareers.manychat.com/%5D%5D)(%5Bcareers.manychat.com/%5D%5D(careers.manychat.com/%5D))(https:/%5B%5Bcareers.manychat.com/%5D%5D(%5Bcareers.manychat.com/%5D)(%5Bcareers.manychat.com/%5D(careers.manychat.com/)))) at Manychat – [Videos](http://%5Bhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIfURI1S1wkA2sVy_AYtJcR_HyBpsTa2d%5D(https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIfURI1S1wkA2sVy_AYtJcR_HyBpsTa2d) "\[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIfURI1S1wkA2sVy_AYtJcR_HyBpsTa2d\](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIfURI1S1wkA2sVy_AYtJcR_HyBpsTa2d)") from the previous meetups

Hello everyone, 👉🏻 Looking for a regular dance class ? 🌿 ASK FOR YOUR TRIAL CLASS // FROM SEPTEMBER 2025 to JUNE 2026🌿 If you’re thinking about bringing contemporary or jazz dance into your weekly routine, I’m teaching in Gràcia at two different studios. There are 7 groups in total, ranging from complete beginners to advanced dancers. Classes take place in: 🌿 Gràcia (metro Joanic / Fontana) 👉🏻 Wednesdays / 18:30 - 20:00 (contemporary beginners - intermediate) / 20:15 - 21:45 (contemporary intermediate - advanced) 🌿 Gràcia (metro Lesseps / Fontana) 👉🏻 Thursdays / 18:30 - 20:00 (contemporary beginners - intermediate) / 20:00 - 21:30 (jazz all levels) 👉🏻 Fridays / 10:00 - 11:30 (contemporary complete beginners) / 11:30 - 13:00 (contemporary intermediate) / 13:30 - 15:00 (contemporary intermediate - advanced) You’ll be joining an existing, multicultural and mixed-level group. Classes are offered in English, Spanish, and French if needed. My approach blends improvisation, coordination, cardio, and body quality work — with a focus on sensation over form. If you're interested, feel free to send me a DM on WhatsApp or Instagram (IG: @sylvain_ludovico) Wishing you a great start to the season — see you soon! 🙌🏻🤸🏻‍♀️

Únete a nuestro Grupo de Whatsapp [https://chat.whatsapp.com/DpaOmS5kLgQJu0TabAPBpd](https://chat.whatsapp.com/DpaOmS5kLgQJu0TabAPBpd) Estamos taambién en Instagram [www.instagram.com/redconsciencia_comunidad](http://www.instagram.com/redconsciencia_comunidad) **🧠 El Juego de la Matrix ✨ Cómo Crear tu Realidad** **¿Alguna vez te has preguntado cuál es el verdadero sentido de nuestra existencia?** ¿Y si todo formara parte de un gran juego dentro de una matriz tridimensional que genera la realidad que experimentamos? Vivimos en una realidad compartida, aparentemente objetiva, regida por ciertas reglas del “campo de juego”. Sin embargo, el ser humano, a través de su propio sistema de funcionamiento —mente, emociones y biología—, genera una realidad de segundo orden que interactúa constantemente con esa matriz. Comprender cómo funcionan estas reglas y aprender a manejarlas puede convertirse en una de las claves para crear una realidad más alineada con nuestro propósito de vida y vivir con mayor plenitud y consciencia. En esta conferencia exploraremos, desde una mirada integradora que conecta psicología, biología y física, cómo funciona esta “matrix” y cuál es el verdadero sistema operativo del ser humano. Tomaremos conciencia de posibles distorsiones en nuestra forma de percibir y procesar la realidad, y veremos cómo reprogramar nuestro propio sistema interno para sostener un estado mental y emocional más elevado que impulse cambios reales en nuestra vida. Porque quizá la cuestión no sea **escapar de la Matrix**, sino comprender las reglas del juego… para aprender a jugar mejor. ✨ **Ponente:** Judith Vidal - Psicóloga **Colaboración**: 5€ én efectivo. No Bizum. (Costes de sala y organización) **Formato**: Presencial y participativo.

**Hello everyone,** 👉🏻 Looking for a regular dance class? 🌿 **ASK FOR YOUR** **TRIAL CLASS // FROM SEPTEMBER 2025 TO JUNE 2026** 🌿 If you’re thinking about bringing contemporary or jazz dance into your weekly routine, I’m teaching in Gràcia at two different studios. There are 7 groups in total, ranging from complete beginners to advanced dancers. Classes take place in: 🌿 Gràcia (metro Joanic / Fontana) 👉🏻 Wednesdays / 18:30 - 20:00 (contemporary beginners - intermediate) / 20:15 - 21:45 (contemporary intermediate - advanced) 🌿 Gràcia (metro Lesseps / Fontana) 👉🏻 Thursdays / 18:30 - 20:00 (contemporary beginners - intermediate) / 20:00 - 21:30 (jazz all levels) 👉🏻 Fridays / 10:00 - 11:30 (contemporary complete beginners) / 11:30 - 13:00 (contemporary intermediate) / 13:30 - 15:00 (contemporary intermediate - advanced) You’ll be joining an existing, multicultural and mixed-level group. Classes are offered in English, Spanish, and French if needed. My approach blends improvisation, coordination, cardio, and body quality work — with a focus on **sensation over form**. If you're interested, feel free to send me a DM on WhatsApp or Instagram (IG: **@sylvain_ludovico**) Wishing you a great start to the season — see you soon! 🙌🏻🤸🏻‍♀️

**#Actividad de pago: ¿Te gustaría descubrir cómo residuos locales pueden transformarse** en materiales bellos y útiles para diseño y arquitectura? Te invitamos a **Del Residuo al Recurso**, un taller práctico donde exploraremos fibras vegetales, aglutinantes biodegradables, pigmentos y técnicas sencillas para crear nuevos materiales a partir de residuos de Barcelona. Nos hace mucha ilusión compartir esta experiencia en la **Nave 3 de AKASHA Hub**, un espacio muy especial para encontrarnos, experimentar y seguir conectando creatividad, materiales e iniciativas con impacto positivo. **No hace falta experiencia previa.** ¡Ven con ganas de aprender, probar y ensuciarte un poco las manos! **Inscripciones abiertas aquí:** [https://www.bagaceira.org/event-details/del-residuo-al-recurso-transformando-residuos-de-barcelona-en-materiales-para-diseno-y-arquitectura](https://www.bagaceira.org/event-details/del-residuo-al-recurso-transformando-residuos-de-barcelona-en-materiales-para-diseno-y-arquitectura?utm_source=chatgpt.com)

Pay attention! We’re delaying a week for those of you who may be on Spring break and/or celebrating the holiday. Ok, no pancakes, but waffles-a-plenty. Join the local UX and Digital Design community for a casual monthly breakfast. Look for us upstairs!

WQC has weekly Thursday night social nights at the Westerville Java Central. Come and grab a coffee and connect with the community: low stakes, chill environment, and tasty drinks. No registration is required; come as you are.

**Important time note:** Please plan on arriving between 5:30 and 6:00 as the elevators lock after 6 and you'll need to message us and we'll need to come get you. The building address is 4450 Bridge Park The entrance is 6620 Mooney St, Suite 400 You will need to scan your ID at the door to get a visitor badge. **Abstract** GitHub Copilot is powerful, but what if you could scale from a solo AI assistant to an entire team of specialized agents working in parallel? This session introduces Squad: an open-source framework for multi-agent orchestration that lets you define teams of AI agents with specific roles, responsibilities, and expertise. We'll progress from Copilot basics to the Copilot CLI, explore how Agents add autonomy, and see how Instructions and Skills let you customize agent behavior. Then, the climax: a live demo where a Squad team of 3 agents (Lead, Developer, Tester) stands up and builds a working application in real-time, showcasing true multi-agent collaboration. Whether you're new to AI or exploring how to scale your use of Copilot, this session will show you what's possible when agents work as a team. **YouTube Link** TBD

How to be a Better Communicator Communication is everything in life You are only as successful as your ability to communicate. \- What if you could confidently talk to anyone? \- What if you had the ability to calmly control every conversation? \- What if you could close that sale\, ask for that date\, make new friends\, repair problematic relationships\, get that raise\, or effortlessly express any idea with confidence? You can! The secret to success relies on your ability or inability to effectively communicate. Attend a free seminar and gain a better ability to communicate. Hosted by the Church of Scientology of Central Ohio 1266 Dublin Road, Columbus, OH 43215 For more information, contact Rhiannon, the Event Host at 614-221-5024

AI is changing how art is made. But when does it stop being your work and start being the machine’s? This month we're going to be doing a panel with with digital image, music, and written word artists, talking about at what point, while using AI in the creation process, does the work become not the artist creation? We encourage audience participation during this event that will be moderated by Chris Slee. Whether you’re deep in the field or just getting curious, come connect with others building and exploring AI in Columbus. Sponsored by [Transform Labs](https://www.transformlabs.com/services)

Come attend a free in-person seminar where you will find out why you: -Feel isolated -Can't express yourself openly -Get nervous or anxious in front of people -Run out of things to say or feel tongue-tied -Feel introverted -Don't feel comfortable in any social setting -Can't make more friends -Are shy and miss opportunities to connect in a meaningful way And we cover what you can do about any one, some or all of the above. This seminar is the weapon against loneliness, isolation and boredom, come join us! COME TO THIS SEMINAR AND LEARN THE SECRETS TODAY This seminar is brought to you by the Dianetics & Scientology Life Improvement Center. 1266 Dublin Road, Columbus, Ohio 43215

The Fellowship of the Star Schema: Transforming OLTP Data for Power BI One does not simply build reports on OLTP data. Join us on an epic journey from the depths of raw, normalized tables to the shining halls of a well-modeled star schema fit for Power BI greatness. We will demystify the differences between OLTP and OLAP, walk through star schema vs snowflake (and why Power BI has a clear favorite), and show you the compression differences between normalized and columnar storage that will make you never look at an OLTP model the same way again. We will cover the different types of dimensions, when to use them, and how to handle Slowly Changing Dimensions without losing your mind. You will leave knowing exactly how to identify a bad model, how to convert OLTP data into a clean star schema, and how to forge relationships that rule them all. Whether you are a data wizard, a curious hobbit, or somewhere in between, your models will never be the same.