🃏 Cards Against Humanity by Socializing for Horrible People

Cards against humanity by Socialising for Horrible People - Round III

Same energy. Same chaos. Slightly refined evil.

After perfecting our structure in Round II (and watching several players lose their souls in the process), we’re back for Round III — and yes, it’s still getting worse.

🪑 This time, it goes like this:
7 regular tables
1 Roast Table
Up to 56 players total

You’ll play 2 rounds, 7 cards each. No final table. No mercy. Just maximum social damage in minimum time.

🍝 Special Feature: The Italian Roast Table 🇮🇹

By popular (and very loud) demand, we’re introducing a themed Roast Table — this time, lovingly dedicated to our Italian players who said our cards were “too soft.”

So now you get:
Pasta
Guilt
Olive oil-based trauma

If you’re Italian or just want to suffer like one, you’ll need to opt in. This table requires special consent. Possibly from your therapist.

🏆 There will be a prize
For the top scorer across all tables. It won’t be valuable, but it will be deeply humiliating — as is tradition.

📍 The Spot Lisboa
📅 3 July
🕗 Table numbers handed out at 8 PM sharp
🎟️ First come, first corrupted
📲 Follow: @shp.lisbon