X-believer X-mas

Join us for our second annual winter holiday alternative. (I'm still workshopping a snappier name.)

Mellow Mushroom is a crowd-pleaser. It's beer and pizza. Vegan and gluten-free options available. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Come talk about how much you dread being in the same room as your weird aunt Linda or your other favorite long haired dude who was born of a virgin and is totally cool with murdering children of a different faith (mine's Anakin Skywalker).

See ya there, I'll have a black hat on the table that reads: "i dont care what the bible says".