286 Stairs Challenge 👟💪

🚨 286 Stairs Challenge – Because Who Needs Knees Anyway? 🚨

Ready to feel the burn in places you didn’t even know existed? 💥 Join us for the ultimate 286 Stairs Challenge – where your glutes cry, your calves beg for mercy, and your pride keeps you climbing.

🗓 Date: Saturday, July 26, 2025 [TENTATIVE, weather dependent]
🕙 Time: 10:00 AM – 11:00 AM
🗺️ Meeting Point: Major Hill Park, in front of Tavern on the Hill (10AM)
📍 Climb Location: Staircase behind Parliament Hill
🥵 Step Count: 286 (yes, we counted… and cried)

Whether you’re a fitness fiend, a stair-climbing newbie, or just someone who lost a bet – all are welcome. There will be sweat. There will be laughter. There may be tears.

👟 Come solo, bring a friend, or drag your enemies – either way, you’re walking up those stairs like Rocky by the end (slow-mo victory dance optional but encouraged).

🎉 Bonus: Finish the climb and earn eternal glory… or at least a fun selfie and bragging rights.

What to Bring:

• Water (refillable bottle = hero move)
• Sunscreen, bug spray
• Proper running shoes (not your brunch sandals)
• A positive attitude toward uphill suffering

⚠️ IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER – While everyone is welcome to attend, the event is primarily geared toward fitness enthusiasts with good cardiovascular health. If you're up for the challenge, feel free to join — but please note that by participating, you do so at your own risk. The organizer is not liable for any injuries. Know your limits, and plan accordingly! Bring the energy—but not the lawsuits.

Tag your stair squad and let’s do this!

#286StepsToGreatness #StairwayToSore #ClimbLikeYouMeanIt