Hash # 269 - Annual General Piss Up! Free beer for all the hashers!

The hash is a volunteer organization, and we need your help! This hash we'll have our Annual General Piss Up to select our mismanagement committee.

Specific positions are:
Hash Geek - Takes care of keeping the password vault, keeping healthy web-assets, and making sure events are announced in a coordinated manner across the various digital venues.
Hash Flash - Take pretty pictures of people in the throes of our pagan ritual!
Hash Trash - Write some libel and slander once in a while, telling the tales of daring doo...
Hash Cash / Hash Stats - You really need a mattress with an underside for this one, an ability to count to several thousand, and subtract (you would be amazed...), and the blessing of the current mismanagement committee. Keep a little baggie with the hash cash, and do the occasional transfer/reimbursement/scolding...
Songmeister - Help pass on the lore of the Hash by teaching bad students new songs every once in a while...
Pecker Inspector - Ewww - it's just like it sounds, and there's this guy who seems to love the job...
Hare Raiser - Gently practice your Machiavelli, helping folks in advanced stages of largesse volunteer their yachts and summer palaces for hashing activities.
Hasherdasher - Have a ready supply of patches, t-shirts, knick-knacks, and tchotchkes for spies and locals alike to do their in-flight shopping. This involves driving the merchandising to a degree, and having a car, cargo-bike, or masochistic desire to try & schlep it all in taxis or what-have-you.
Beermeister - Without a doubt the most important job in the Hash - witness the untouchable and legendary status of Sir Biweekly Deposit - larger than life; larger than his t-shirt - you have to have a car, and some serious commitment for this one. The Beermeister falls through & things get ugly real fast...
Religious Adviser - It's a religious position and we don't prosecute - need I say more? Burn witches at the stake, convert infidels and give them names, spill a little beer here & there.
Grand Master - Basically, the Grand Master does nothing, and spends a lot of time doing it. Be the focus of idling complainers, and keep changing stuff so it looks like nothing's changed! Think stuff up for the MMC to do, and then do it yourself! It's a self-starter's dream-job.

Cost: Free!
🏃‍♂️️ Walk or run, whichever you like.
🍺️ As much beer as you'd wish for!
🍴️ We'll have a BBQ: bring your own food!
🚌️ Public transport: Metro Simon Bolivar
👩‍⚕️️ Be reasonable: don't come if you have symptoms (don't worry: there will be more events down the line!!)