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## [BOOK HERE!!!!](https://www.universe.com/events/5-weeks-to-funny-stand-up-comedy-course-for-beginners-tickets-VPLWY9?ref=MeetUp) Learn stand-up from scratch! 5-week beginner comedy course in Vienna + live graduation show at The Comedy Pub. No experience needed! Ever dreamed of making people laugh on stage? Now’s your chance. Join our **Beginner Stand-Up Comedy Course** at The Comedy Pub Vienna and go from comedy newbie to confident performer in just five weeks. No experience needed — just curiosity, courage, and a sense of humor. Over five Thursdays, you’ll learn how to write jokes, build a tight 5-minute set, and perform with confidence. Then, at the end of the course, you’ll make your real on-stage debut at our official Graduation Show in front of friends, family, coworkers, and a full Comedy Pub audience. Ever dreamed of making people laugh on stage? Now’s your chance. Join our **Beginner Stand-Up Comedy Course** at The Comedy Pub Vienna and go from comedy newbie to confident performer in just five weeks. No experience needed — just curiosity, courage, and a sense of humor. Over five Thursdays, you’ll learn how to write jokes, build a tight 5-minute set, and perform with confidence. Then, at the end of the course, you’ll make your real on-stage debut at our official Graduation Show in front of friends, family, coworkers, and a full Comedy Pub audience. ## 🎭 What You’ll Learn This hands-on course teaches you the essential building blocks of stand-up comedy: ✔️ **Stage Confidence** Stage presence • body language • microphone skills ✔️ **Audience Connection** Strong openings • rhythm • building rapport ✔️ **Joke Writing Fundamentals** Setups • punchlines • tags • editing your material ✔️ **Storytelling That Works** Structure • pacing • finding your unique point of view ✔️ **Professional Delivery** Timing • voice projection • handling nerves Each session is designed around YOU — your experiences, your personality, your comedic voice. ## 👨‍🏫 Meet Your Instructor: Terence Hartnett @hahartnett Terence Hartnett is a ten-year comedy veteran from New York City whose career spans the U.S. and Europe. Career highlights include: 🌟 Caroline’s on Broadway 🌟 Second City Chicago 🌟 New York Comedy Festival – Comic to Watch 🌟 Sold-out runs at the Edinburgh Fringe 🌟 European tours & NYC comedy special 🌟 Headliner at The Comedy Pub Vienna Terence is known for his supportive, energetic teaching style and his ability to help beginners unlock their authentic comedic voice. ## 👨‍🏫 Meet Your Instructor: Terence Hartnett @hahartnett Terence Hartnett is a ten-year comedy veteran from New York City whose career spans the U.S. and Europe. Career highlights include: 🌟 Caroline’s on Broadway 🌟 Second City Chicago 🌟 New York Comedy Festival – Comic to Watch 🌟 Sold-out runs at the Edinburgh Fringe 🌟 European tours & NYC comedy special 🌟 Headliner at The Comedy Pub Vienna Terence is known for his supportive, energetic teaching style and his ability to help beginners unlock their authentic comedic voice. ## 📘 Course Structure **Lesson 1 – Introducing Yourself** Commanding the stage • microphone technique • first punchlines **Lesson 2 – Your First Joke** Finding material in your life • discovering your style **Lesson 3 – Crafting a Bit** Structuring setups & punchlines • tightening ideas • developing voice **Lesson 4 – Punching It Up** Editing • improving delivery • shaping your full 5-minute set **Lesson 5 – Graduation Show** Your official debut performance on a real comedy night ## ⭐ Why Take This Course? 🌟 Supportive, beginner-friendly environment 🌟 Learn from a working international comedian 🌟 Real feedback & hands-on exercises 🌟 Meet like-minded people 🌟 Join Vienna’s comedy community 🌟 Boost confidence & public speaking skills 🌟 Perform at Vienna’s top comedy club ## 🍻 About The Comedy Pub The Comedy Pub is Vienna’s home for stand-up comedy — a welcoming Irish-pub-style venue with: ✔️ A real stage ✔️ Great drinks ✔️ A friendly international crowd ✔️ A thriving comedy scene It’s the perfect place to begin your comedy journey. ## 🎟️ Reserve Your Spot Spaces are limited — previous courses have sold out. Book your place today and take your first step from shy to funny. For questions, message The Comedy Pub or contact Terence directly. #ComedyClassVienna #StandUpComedyCourse #LearnStandUp #ComedyWorkshopVienna #PublicSpeakingVienna #TheComedyPub #ViennaComedy #GraduationShow #TryStandUp #ComedyTraining #BeginnerComedy #EnglishComedyVienna

Looking for consistent rhythm in your work? Been putting something off for too long? Join us for our Weekly Co-Working Session in the excellent **Jaz in the City** — and let’s get it done, together. 📲 **Want** **to** **connect** with others before/after? Looking for extra support and accountability: Join our [WhatsApp group](https://chat.whatsapp.com/K6LidaoQhe16wZ0Se9pNM6), Keep in touch via [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/nocrastinationclub/) This is a **reliable**, safe, supportive in-person space to move through procrastination with presence and companionship. Whether you’re working on admin tasks, tax returns, writing, creative/coding projects, or simply clearing up your inbox — bring whatever needs getting done and we’ll focus gently beside you. After a 30' intro and goal setting session, we will go through 3 **Pomodoro** **sessions** of 45' focused work and 15' breaks in between. 🕐 **Time**: 1:00 PM – 5:00 PM 📍 **Location**: Jaz in the City – Ground Floor long table: Windmühlgasse 28, 1060 Vienna 💻 **Bring**: Your laptop(& charger), journal, creative tools, or anything you’ve been procrastinating on 🌿 **Hosted by**: NoCrastination. See you across from the ground floor bar ✨ you will see us sitting at the long table with our laptops ☕ Please do order something from the bar, so as to keep us in their good graces! Espresso: €3.5, Americano: €4.5, Latte: €5.5. Donations to support the community are voluntary and welcome. 🌱 **What to Expect** * **Welcoming space**: we meet in the creative, cozy lobby of the **Jaz in the City** * **Social start**: intro from **1:00 to 1:30 PM**, we mingle, get to know each other and share goals; our first focus session begins at **1:30 PM.** However, **drop in anytime** if you can't make the intro session — stay for a bit or settle in for the whole session * **Clarify your goals**: write down your measurable tasks for the day on a Post-it when you arrive, or join us for the 30' intro session where we introduce ourselves and share our goals for the day * **Enough spaces**: main table is for quiet focus, multiple nearby tables for casual conversation, and sofa's in the back for taking video calls(be mindful that the hotel music is always on in the background). After each focus session, if you’re still in the flow, feel free to remain seated — no need to move. If you're up for a chat, we can move to a social area for a relaxed break * **Pomodoro-style rhythm**: We work in 45' focus blocks followed by 15' social breaks. If 45' feels too long, feel free to break it into two 20' focus sessions with a short 5' reset in between. You’ll need to self-regulate these shorter cycles, just tune into your own flow and rejoin when ready * **Quiet companionship**: no pressure to talk during focus time — just shared presence and support 💡 **New to Pomodoro?** Don’t worry — we’ll guide you gently. No apps or timers needed. **🪑Seating information:** * If this is your first time joining us, please look for **Vlad** when you arrive in front of the **Ground Floor Bar** (not at the hotel reception). * There is a **long table with about 12 seats** for those joining the **peer accountability session** — please arrive on time if you’d like to sit here. * There are also **round tables nearby** for anyone who prefers a more flexible setup. * If you’d like to **work independently (without the Pomodoro sessions),** but still be part of the group energy, just let **Vlad** know — we’ll make sure you’re comfortably included. 💛 💬 Why Join? * Beat procrastination with gentle accountability * Reclaim your momentum without doing it alone * Enjoy a change of scenery that boosts your focus * Be part of a community that shows up — without hustle Bring your project. Bring your presence. Let’s work side-by-side. 💚

Dear artists, We will have long and short poses with beautiful Iris! The fee is 5 euro donation + drink from a bar to support our wonderful venue. See you all there!

„Eine Stunde, die dich sanft erdet, tief entspannt und regeneriert.“ Diese sanfte Yin Yogastunde ist perfekt zum Dehnen, Entspannen und Genießen. Die einzigartige Kombination aus Yoga Asanas, Pranayamas, Meditation, Entspannungstechniken, ätherischen Ölen und Stimmgabel eignet sich wunderbar um diverse Sinne gleichzeitig anzusprechen und so Entspannung & Regeneration im ganzheitlichen Sinne einzuladen. Diese Stunde mit ihren Yin Yoga Elementen wird fast ausschließlich im Sitzen und Liegen praktiziert. Sie zielt darauf ab Muskeln und Faszien zu dehnen und lockern, Verspannungen und Schmerzen zu reduzieren, präsent im Moment zu werden und ein Gefühl von Ruhe und Leichtigkeit einzuladen. Die Rolle der Stimmgabel dabei ist eine erweiternde und vertiefende. Durch dieses Klang- und Vibrations-Element findest du mit deiner Aufmerksamkeit schneller in den Körper und in ein Gefühl des Wohlfühlens und der Tiefenentspannung. Das Rezept: 10% aktiv + 90% passiv = 100% Wohlbefinden Dieser Kurs eignet sich gut für: \* Yoga-Anfänger\*innen \* Menschen mit leichten körperlichen Einschränkungen \* Personen mit Stress, innerer Unruhe oder Erschöpfung \* alle, die Yoga sanft und ganzheitlich erleben möchten Nicht geeignet für: \* Schwangere nach dem 2. Trimester \* Menschen mit akuten Verletzungen \* Kinder \* alle, die Yoga nur als Sport oder Fitness sehen Besondere Extras \* Therapeutische ätherische Öle \* Stimmgabeln (Sound Healing) Bitte mitnehmen: \* bequeme Kleidung \* Wasserflasche Bitte beachte: \* Yogamatte und jegliches Yoga Zubehör ist vor Ort! \* Bitte komme 5–10 Minuten vor Start, um entspannt anzukommen. [👉🏼 Bitte hier voranmelden 👈🏼](https://www.momoyoga.com/yogininni/schedule?date=2026-04-06#lesson29213371) Ich freue mich dich in unserem Kurs begrüßen zu dürfen ☺️🌻🔱✨ Wenn du noch Fragen hast wende dich gerne an: Kursleitende:
Nadja Antonides („Ninni“)
 Gesundheits- und Krankenpflegerin BSc. Zertifizierte Yogalehrerin Sound Healing Praktikerin mit Stimmgabeln yoga@yogininni.at 0650 8805199 [👉🏼 Bitte hier voranmelden 👈🏼](https://www.momoyoga.com/yogininni/schedule?date=2026-04-06#lesson29213371)

Join us for a nurturing and empowering in-person afternoon at **commonroom** for a form of networking going deeper. A local expression of our global **[Women Lead Community](https://women-lead-community.mn.co/),** each month we create a space for women to slow down, connect with themselves and others, and explore a new form of leadership grounded in **presence, purpose, and mutual support**. After a joint arrival, we take the time to reflect on our needs as well as what we each have to offer to the world. We have the opportunity to practice pitching our offers and needs in a safe space and connecting with other inspiring women who are eager to support each others growth. Just come as you are – curious, present, and open. No need to prepare anything. Bring a friend or meet new ones. Have something to write with you for the reflection and bring business cards and flyers of your offers, if you have any. The sessions are held in **English**. They are open to women of all backgrounds who are curious about co-creating a more conscious, caring, and connected world.

The evening class begins with Pranayama to center the mind and deepen the connection to the breath, followed by sequence of movements inspired by Hatha and Ashtanga Yoga. We will weave together gentle yet energizing postures with conscious breath awareness to cultivate balance, aliveness, and inner clarity. The session also includes chanting to open the voice and heart and a period of non-dual meditation—an invitation to rest in simple awareness beyond effort or separation. Open for all who wish to explore yoga as both a physical and contemplative practice. . This event takes places in the beautiful atmosphere of the Still Point - Meditation Center We offer snacks and drinks as well as time and space to get to know each other : ) **Fee: 12 Euro**

We're moving to **luma** instead of meetup.com! Please subscribe to the new group at [https://luma.com/indiehackers-vienna](https://luma.com/indiehackers-vienna) so you don't miss future events! If you're working on your own online business, this meetup is for you! We're usually around 15-20 people, ranging in experience from just having started a business/product, to being profitable and having employees. We'll discuss the products we're working on, what's succeeding, what isn't going so well and what we want to get done until the next meetup. Can't wait to see you all again!

**Founders Running Club** (FRC) brings founders, investors, tech, creative people and startup enthusiasts together for weekly easy runs and networking. We like to be comfortable when we run and finish with coffee and conversations. Choose your pace or follow a pacer—pets, friends, family, are welcome. 🗓️ Launched in San Francisco, July 16, 2022 🌍 Now in 35+ cities 📅 Running + Networking events + Community **Join the community** [http://foundersrc.com/chats](http://foundersrc.com/chats) You can drop your layers, bags & whatever else at Café Brenner before the run. 📍 Meeting point: 09:55 at Café Brenner (https://share.google/YQ03QVDuYaga5AFRm) – drop your stuff, say hi. 👟 10:00 warm-up starts outside of the building (Superbude) ➡️ Then we head off on the \~5K Prater loop. ☕ Post-run: coffee back at Café Brenner. ❗️🔒 The storage room at Café Brenner will be locked during the run – but please note: Neither Founders Running Club nor Café Brenner does assume any liability. **Stay updated**: Instagram [http://instagram.com/foundersrc/](http://instagram.com/foundersrc/) Podcast [http://podcast.foundersrc.com/](http://podcast.foundersrc.com/) LinkedIn [http://linkedin.com/company/foundersrc/](http://linkedin.com/company/foundersrc/) Strava [http://strava.com/clubs/foundersRC](http://strava.com/clubs/foundersRC) Website [http://foundersrc.com/](http://foundersrc.com/)

**Apply to 15 Roles + Coaching + Interview Practice — in 1 Day** From stuck → applications sent → momentum started. **Time: 9am to 5pm,** Friday 10 April **Location:** Donau-City-Straße 3, 1220 Wien (near DC Tower on 33rd Floor), nearest station Kaisemühlen VIC station (U1) **Join our WhatsApp link:** [https://chat.whatsapp.com/B6i6OpFoNnsHUBnXQfRXVP?mode=gi_t](https://chat.whatsapp.com/B6i6OpFoNnsHUBnXQfRXVP?mode=gi_t) **What this day is about** You already know you should be applying. You’ve probably thought about fixing your CV, updating LinkedIn, or reaching out. But instead: * you overthink * you delay * you do nothing This day is designed to break that cycle. * Not theory * Not another workshop **A structured execution day where you actually move forward.** **The Outcome** By the end of the day, you will have: * A clearer positioning (what roles you’re actually targeting) * An improved CV + LinkedIn profile * 15 real applications sent * Feedback on your messaging * More confidence going into interviews **Transformation** **Before:** * unclear CV * procrastination * no applications sent **After:** * improved CV * clear positioning * 15 applications sent * real momentum **Join our WhatsApp link:** [https://chat.whatsapp.com/B6i6OpFoNnsHUBnXQfRXVP?mode=gi_t](https://chat.whatsapp.com/B6i6OpFoNnsHUBnXQfRXVP?mode=gi_t) **How the day works** This is a **guided execution system** We move together through focused stages: **09:00 — Positioning** * define target roles * clarify your story **10:30 — CV + Profile Upgrade** * improve CV * optimize LinkedIn **12:30 — Lunch (included)** **13:30 — Application Sprint** * live applications * no overthinking **15:30 — Feedback Loop** * refine messaging * unblock issues **16:00 — Second Sprint** * continue sending * build momentum **17:00 — Close** * 15 applications sent * clear next steps **Who this is for** * You’ve been “meaning to apply” but haven’t * You feel stuck or overwhelmed * You want structure + accountability * You’re ready to take action in one day **This is NOT for you if** * you just want to “learn about job searching” * you’re not ready to take action * you prefer to work casually without pressure **What’s included** * Full-day guided execution environment * Coaching & feedback throughout the day * Interview practice support * Lunch + coffee + drinks * Small group (max 6 people) **Join our WhatsApp link:** [https://chat.whatsapp.com/B6i6OpFoNnsHUBnXQfRXVP?mode=gi_t](https://chat.whatsapp.com/B6i6OpFoNnsHUBnXQfRXVP?mode=gi_t) **Event Details** **Capacity:** 6 people (intimate & focused) Small group. High focus. No hiding. **Price:** * €95 early * €129 regular **Application / Commitment** Spots are limited to keep the group focused. Everyone is expected to come with a real intention to apply. * You don’t need a perfect CV * You do need to be ready to act **The promise** You walk in stuck. You leave with applications sent. **No more waiting.** **No more overthinking.** **Just execution.**

A gentle space to slow down and unwind at the end of the week. This session is designed to help you release stress, calm the nervous system, and transition softly into the weekend through guided relaxation and subtle live sound. No experience needed. Just come, lie down, listen, and rest. Open to everyone.

This is a **Special Film Club Event** - **Short Films** **Collection - Animated** We the Lovely Folks of the **Saturday Film Club, are back for the 26th Edition** this Saturday! 🎬🌿🕊️ ☀️ We start at **18:30** hrs. Films chosen for this week are: **Tennis Ball on His Day Off (2020, 6 min)** **Puparia (2020, 4 min)** **Teacups (2023, 5 min)** **Acrobats (6 min)** **The Village (2019, 14 min)** **Kandittund! (Seen It!) (2021, 20 min)** **Pachyderme (2022, 11 min)** **Wade (2019, 11 min)** **War Is Over! (2023, 11 min, Oscar Winner)** **Retirement Plan (2023, 17 min)** 🍽️ Post Meetup Food at **China Zentrum Stiegengasse**! 😁😁 If you just joined, please fill up this survey so we can better tailor the films we show. [https://forms.gle/juPwhehSV2NosLee9](https://forms.gle/juPwhehSV2NosLee9) PS - I can guarantee comfortable seating for 15 people. For the rest there are chairs. People in the waitlist can show up as well, because a lot of people sign up but don't show up. The event takes place at the Social Welfare organization called **MUT**. It is an organisation that works on social issues such as Emergency & Homeless Assistance, Food Rescue and Environment Protection. **MUT** is a non profit organization that provides us with the space to host the event. A small donation towards their cause helps them a lot.

Join your fellow younger Americans living in Vienna for our first trivia night! Whether you are new to the city, studying here, or a long-time resident, everyone is welcome to join us for a night of trivia, good company, and conversation. We will have board and card games of all sorts available to play, so come and be a part of our vibrant community and make new friends in Vienna! The location is Charlie P's, a pub, at Währinger Straße 3, 1090 Vienna. We'll be meeting at 7:30pm, and trivia goes from 8-10pm. Can't get there by 7:30pm but can join later, or need to leave early? No problem at all. Hosted by Young Democrats for Democrats Abroad Austria.er

**Attention: As the first Friday of the month falls on Good Friday, which is during the Easter holidays, the next UX Vienna Mornings event will be held on Friday 10 April.** Are you interested in product management and user experience? Are you an early bird? Join us for **UX Vienna Mornings**, a casual breakfast meetup. Meet like-minded people, discuss interesting topics, and expand your professional network in a great atmosphere. Our agenda: 1. Introduce yourself: Share what you do or what you like. 2. Learn about job opportunities and upcoming events. 3. Discuss your topics or projects. Is there a question you would like to discuss? Or a project you would like to share? Please bring them along! 4. Network and chat. **UX Vienna Mornings** take place on the first Friday of every month from 8 am to 10 am. Please note that this location only accepts cash. By participating, you agree that your likeness may be recorded and authorise UX Vienna to use any recording containing your likeness in any medium for any purpose. Accessible services for people with special needs: For assistance from a public transport stop to the venue and back, please email Max Scheugl at m@nofro.com

WordCamp Vienna is the largest WordCamp in Central Europe and will take place for the 10th time on April 10 and 11, 2026, at the Old General Hospital (Altes AKH), the campus of the University of Vienna. We expect more than 350 WordPress enthusiasts from Austria and abroad. On Friday, April 10, we will kick things off in the afternoon with 6 workshops for beginners, intermediate users, and developers — as well as a session designed to encourage exchange within the Austrian WordPress community. Saturday, April 11, is our main conference day with three established tracks and a total of 21 WordPress talks — in German, English, as well as a dedicated developer track. We have exciting workshops and talks prepared for you — we’re looking forward to seeing you! **Reservation** * Buy your ticket here: [https://vienna.wordcamp.org](https://vienna.wordcamp.org/) Tickets are very cheap: thx to our sponsors! **Topics** * There are many talks in english and german covering how to getting more out of WordPress, as well as numerous developer, design & SEO / marketing talks! **Community-Support** * We will also be providing support all day long at the Help-desk and the Happiness-Bar! **About WordCamp** * WordCamp is a conference that focuses on everything about WordPress. * WordCamps are informal, community-organized events that are put together by WordPress developers and users like you. Everyone from casual users to core developers participate, share ideas, and get to know each other. * This WordCamp will be at the same great venue, UNI Campus in the Altes AKH. **What You get!** * Your WordCamp Vienna ticket covers both the conference on Saturday and Contributor Day / Workshops on friday. * It grants you access to all sessions, lunch, coffee breaks, and the after party (with some free drinks). It includes an exclusive t-shirt, stickers, and other great swag. * This year we are also offering free child-care (50 m away from the venue). You can let us know during ticket purchase if you need this service and we will contact you with further details. We look forward to seeing you again at WordCamp Vienna 2026!

If you are interested in selecting investment choices for your 401(k) or other workplace savings plan, minimizing your income tax liability, or identifying the most effective investments for your brokerage account, we are the group for you. We are a local chapter of Bogleheads**®**, whose investment strategy can be found here: https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Bogleheads%C2%AE_investment_philosophy Or you can peruse the Boglehead forum here: https://www.bogleheads.org/index.php I look forward to seeing you there. Mark Vonder Haar

Come assist Van Buren Shelter (https://ymcacolumbus.org/locations/vanburen) staff in serving dinners and cleaning up on the 3rd Tuesday of each month. Dinner for the women is 5-6 pm and for the families is 6:15-7:15 pm. There is ample free parking available in the shelter's lot. The recommended area to park is in green in the image above. There will be a new entrance for the time being. We are asking all volunteers to enter through the Donation Dock door, the orange mark on the image above. This door is located between the Single Adults and Family Shelter. You will see 2 large garage doors with a large green trash compactor in the center. Please head to the closest garage door to the building wall, with a ramp leading up. There, you will see a door with a sign stating instructions on how to enter the building. Please ring the doorbell, and a staff member will come and escort you into the building. If a staff member takes longer than 5 minutes, please call the front desk at 614-689-2020. This is a new process for us, and we do not want to keep you waiting! We appreciate your patience as we navigate this temporary change. The shelter needs a volunteer count the day before the event so sign-up ends Monday at 4:50 PM. Afterwards some of us go to the Omnipresent Atheists Weekly Meetup in progress to have a bit to eat or drink (http://www.meetup.com/omnipresentatheists/). Volunteers must be 14 or older. Since we will be working around families, the YMCA does not permit volunteering by individuals with convictions for violent or sexual crimes. The YMCA reserves the right to run background checks on volunteers. For questions, comment on this page or contact: Andrew, awhit12@yahoo.com, (614)937-5802 (cell). Please let Andrew know if you volunteer anytime other than our COUNT events so that he can count your hours toward our service record.

**Welcome to the Women’s Columbus Bogleheads® Sub-Group** This sub-group is for **women who want to learn and discuss finances in a safe, supportive space**. For those interested in moving towards financial independence and retirement by learning investment basics, choosing your 401(k) investments, minimizing taxes, and more. We’re a local chapter of **Bogleheads®**, following a long-term, practical investment philosophy: [Investment Philosophy](https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Bogleheads%C2%AE_investment_philosophy): https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Bogleheads%C2%AE_investment_philosophy [Bogleheads Forum](https://www.bogleheads.org/index.php): https://www.bogleheads.org/index.php No question is too small, and no experience is too simple. Share, ask, and learn — at your own pace, without judgment, in a group of like-minded women. Let’s build confidence and knowledge **together**!

Pay attention! We’re delaying a week for those of you who may be on Spring break and/or celebrating the holiday. Ok, no pancakes, but waffles-a-plenty. Join the local UX and Digital Design community for a casual monthly breakfast. Look for us upstairs!

☀️ **Shake Off the Winter Chill** **\- Bowl With Us\! 20% off for NEW bowlers\!** Our 6-week spring social bowling league starts in **April** \- trade social hibernation for strikes\, beers\, and new friends\! Whether you're looking to unwind after work\, meet new people\, or just have a fun night out with pals\, this league is perfect for everyone\! Chill times\, cold drinks\, and plenty of chances to connect with others\. No matter your skill level\, this league is all about having fun and meeting new friends\. **;)** **🗓 Thursday evenings \|📍 AMF Sawmill Lanes \| 💵 $79 *(while Early Bird is active)*** **🚨NEW to the league??** Use discount code (**MU2P26**) for 20% off - $63.20 *during Early Bird* **💻 League Info & Registration**: https://bit.ly/ColumbusBowling **Why Join?** 🎉 It’s only 6 weeks - perfect for a low-commitment social plan 🍻 Great mix of people in their 20s-40s, plus post-game hangs at the bar 🎳 Zero pressure - gutter balls totally welcome! 👕 Free league shirt if you sign up early 🧠 Weekly trivia w/ prizes 💬 Super social - join solo or w/ friends! **Want in?** Join our Meetup team Ballbusters 👉 **Click here to join** https://tinyurl.com/27x7kclx Or start a team of your own with a few friends - we’ll all be hanging out either way! 📅 League Dates (Thursday evenings): April 16, April 23, April 30, May 7, May 14, May 21 ***(The MeetUp event date is deadline to register for the league.)*** **Cost & What’s Included:** ✔ $79 Early Bird registration - **NEW bowler?? Get 20% off with code: MU2P26** ✔ 6 weeks of bowling (1–3 games/week) ✔ Shoe rentals & full league setup ✔ Trivia, prizes, and great people 👉 **SIGN UP NOW** 💻League Info & Registration: https://bit.ly/ColumbusBowling 🤑Use promo code MU2P26 to save 20% 📸 Follow the fun on Instagram: https://bit.ly/BowlingLeague-IG 📩 Questions? Contact the league: http://bit.ly/2nKHno7 Spots are filling fast – don’t miss out on the fun times!

The Fellowship of the Star Schema: Transforming OLTP Data for Power BI One does not simply build reports on OLTP data. Join us on an epic journey from the depths of raw, normalized tables to the shining halls of a well-modeled star schema fit for Power BI greatness. We will demystify the differences between OLTP and OLAP, walk through star schema vs snowflake (and why Power BI has a clear favorite), and show you the compression differences between normalized and columnar storage that will make you never look at an OLTP model the same way again. We will cover the different types of dimensions, when to use them, and how to handle Slowly Changing Dimensions without losing your mind. You will leave knowing exactly how to identify a bad model, how to convert OLTP data into a clean star schema, and how to forge relationships that rule them all. Whether you are a data wizard, a curious hobbit, or somewhere in between, your models will never be the same.

http://photos2.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/2/a/9/6/600_348310902.jpeg Instructor - Crow, HPS Class fee is $30 at the door or approved exchange RSVP with Advance pay of $25 (discounted) by PayPal on the web or by contacting Enchanted Elements (614) 437-2642. Reservations made directly to Enchanted Elements will be added to the class list manually not online. Private Instruction ~ Closed to the Public ~ Initiated Members Only Please come prepared for ritual. Blessings ~ Crow