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Looking for consistent rhythm in your work? Been putting something off for too long? Join us for our Weekly Co-Working Session in the excellent **Jaz in the City** — and let’s get it done, together. 📲 **Want** **to** **connect** with others before/after? Looking for extra support and accountability: Join our [WhatsApp group](https://chat.whatsapp.com/K6LidaoQhe16wZ0Se9pNM6), Keep in touch via [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/nocrastinationclub/) This is a **reliable**, safe, supportive in-person space to move through procrastination with presence and companionship. Whether you’re working on admin tasks, tax returns, writing, creative/coding projects, or simply clearing up your inbox — bring whatever needs getting done and we’ll focus gently beside you. After a 30' intro and goal setting session, we will go through 3 **Pomodoro** **sessions** of 45' focused work and 15' breaks in between. 🕐 **Time**: 1:00 PM – 5:00 PM 📍 **Location**: Jaz in the City – Ground Floor long table: Windmühlgasse 28, 1060 Vienna 💻 **Bring**: Your laptop(& charger), journal, creative tools, or anything you’ve been procrastinating on 🌿 **Hosted by**: NoCrastination. See you across from the ground floor bar ✨ you will see us sitting at the long table with our laptops ☕ Please do order something from the bar, so as to keep us in their good graces! Espresso: €3.5, Americano: €4.5, Latte: €5.5. Donations to support the community are voluntary and welcome. 🌱 **What to Expect** * **Welcoming space**: we meet in the creative, cozy lobby of the **Jaz in the City** * **Social start**: intro from **1:00 to 1:30 PM**, we mingle, get to know each other and share goals; our first focus session begins at **1:30 PM.** However, **drop in anytime** if you can't make the intro session — stay for a bit or settle in for the whole session * **Clarify your goals**: write down your measurable tasks for the day on a Post-it when you arrive, or join us for the 30' intro session where we introduce ourselves and share our goals for the day * **Enough spaces**: main table is for quiet focus, multiple nearby tables for casual conversation, and sofa's in the back for taking video calls(be mindful that the hotel music is always on in the background). After each focus session, if you’re still in the flow, feel free to remain seated — no need to move. If you're up for a chat, we can move to a social area for a relaxed break * **Pomodoro-style rhythm**: We work in 45' focus blocks followed by 15' social breaks. If 45' feels too long, feel free to break it into two 20' focus sessions with a short 5' reset in between. You’ll need to self-regulate these shorter cycles, just tune into your own flow and rejoin when ready * **Quiet companionship**: no pressure to talk during focus time — just shared presence and support 💡 **New to Pomodoro?** Don’t worry — we’ll guide you gently. No apps or timers needed. **🪑Seating information:** * If this is your first time joining us, please look for **Vlad** when you arrive in front of the **Ground Floor Bar** (not at the hotel reception). * There is a **long table with about 12 seats** for those joining the **peer accountability session** — please arrive on time if you’d like to sit here. * There are also **round tables nearby** for anyone who prefers a more flexible setup. * If you’d like to **work independently (without the Pomodoro sessions),** but still be part of the group energy, just let **Vlad** know — we’ll make sure you’re comfortably included. 💛 💬 Why Join? * Beat procrastination with gentle accountability * Reclaim your momentum without doing it alone * Enjoy a change of scenery that boosts your focus * Be part of a community that shows up — without hustle Bring your project. Bring your presence. Let’s work side-by-side. 💚

Mixed indoor volleyball. We play intermediate and advanced levels in a friendly and respectful environment. We play for enjoyment. Please note that numbers are important, so if you cannot come, please cancel 48 hours in advance so others can join. Failure to do so will result in exclusion from future games and payment of any outstanding fees. Best regards.

To contact the main organizer for any information about our events, please use this number: +436767401074 (Also WhatsApp) Welcome to our friendly badminton event! Let's get moving, improve our game, and make new friends. We will be playing every Thursday from 06:00 PM to 08:00 PM. **Very important: this event is for you if your level is intermediate or any higher level above that.** 🏸🙂 **If you're joining us for the first time, the organizer will contact you directly to confirm that you have the required level for this event.** Feather shuttlecock will be use for this event, and it will be provided by the host. The location: Sport and Fun Halle Leopoldstadt / Venediger Au 11, 1020 Wien The Price: We try our best to provide you with the best price in Vienna. You will be paying 9.5 Euro for 2 hours. How to pay: We accept card payment and cash (card payments are preferred) Number of players : We have 2 courts reserved for this event and aiming to have 10-11 players in total (so we can take a small break between matches) Remember to bring your own racket, please. **Cancellation policy:** 1- Canceling 24 hours before the event = free cancellation 2- Cancellation after the 24-hour deadline = we will ask you kindly to pay the event fee if we are not able to find a suitable replacement. (No exception) In case of not paying = banned from future events. See you on the court :)

„Eine Stunde, die dich sanft erdet, tief entspannt und regeneriert.“ Diese sanfte Yin Yogastunde ist perfekt zum Dehnen, Entspannen und Genießen. Die einzigartige Kombination aus Yoga Asanas, Pranayamas, Meditation, Entspannungstechniken, ätherischen Ölen und Stimmgabel eignet sich wunderbar um diverse Sinne gleichzeitig anzusprechen und so Entspannung & Regeneration im ganzheitlichen Sinne einzuladen. Diese Stunde mit ihren Yin Yoga Elementen wird fast ausschließlich im Sitzen und Liegen praktiziert. Sie zielt darauf ab Muskeln und Faszien zu dehnen und lockern, Verspannungen und Schmerzen zu reduzieren, präsent im Moment zu werden und ein Gefühl von Ruhe und Leichtigkeit einzuladen. Die Rolle der Stimmgabel dabei ist eine erweiternde und vertiefende. Durch dieses Klang- und Vibrations-Element findest du mit deiner Aufmerksamkeit schneller in den Körper und in ein Gefühl des Wohlfühlens und der Tiefenentspannung. Das Rezept: 10% aktiv + 90% passiv = 100% Wohlbefinden Dieser Kurs eignet sich gut für: \* Yoga-Anfänger\*innen \* Menschen mit leichten körperlichen Einschränkungen \* Personen mit Stress, innerer Unruhe oder Erschöpfung \* alle, die Yoga sanft und ganzheitlich erleben möchten Nicht geeignet für: \* Schwangere nach dem 2. Trimester \* Menschen mit akuten Verletzungen \* Kinder \* alle, die Yoga nur als Sport oder Fitness sehen Besondere Extras \* Therapeutische ätherische Öle \* Stimmgabeln (Sound Healing) Bitte mitnehmen: \* bequeme Kleidung \* Wasserflasche Bitte beachte: \* Yogamatte und jegliches Yoga Zubehör ist vor Ort! \* Bitte komme 5–10 Minuten vor Start, um entspannt anzukommen. [👉🏼 Bitte hier voranmelden 👈🏼](https://www.momoyoga.com/yogininni/schedule?date=2026-04-06#lesson29213371) Ich freue mich dich in unserem Kurs begrüßen zu dürfen ☺️🌻🔱✨ Wenn du noch Fragen hast wende dich gerne an: Kursleitende:
Nadja Antonides („Ninni“)
 Gesundheits- und Krankenpflegerin BSc. Zertifizierte Yogalehrerin Sound Healing Praktikerin mit Stimmgabeln yoga@yogininni.at 0650 8805199 [👉🏼 Bitte hier voranmelden 👈🏼](https://www.momoyoga.com/yogininni/schedule?date=2026-04-06#lesson29213371)

We’re back on the dance floor! Queer Salsa returns to @[villavidacafe](http://www.instagram.com/villavidacafe) with weekly classes every Thursday. 💜 Our classes are donation-based and open to everyone—no gender roles assigned, no partner required. Come solo, with a friend, or bring your favorite dance partner. 🪩 No registration necessary, just show up. We offer **two levels of classes**, so whether you’re brand new to salsa or already have experience, you’ll find the right space to grow your skills and confidence as a queer salsa dancer. ☀️ ✨ What to expect: * A warm, inclusive community * Salsa lessons without gendered expectations * Two levels: beginner-friendly & intermediate * Fun, music, and connection every week 📅 When: Every Thursday 📍 Where: Villa Vida Café, Linke Wienzeile 102, Vienna 💜 Donation-based entry Let’s move, sweat, and celebrate together—queer style! (DE) Wir sind zurück auf der Tanzfläche! Queer Salsa startet wieder im @[villavidacafe](http://www.instagram.com/villavidacafe) mit wöchentlichen Kursen jeden Donnerstag. 💜 Unsere Kurse sind spendenbasiert und für alle offen – keine Geschlechterrollen, keine Tanzpartner*innen erforderlich. Komm allein, mit Freund*innen oder bring deine*n Lieblingstanzpartner*in mit. 🪩 Wir bieten **zwei Level** an, sodass sowohl absolute Anfänger*innen als auch Fortgeschrittene den passenden Raum finden, um ihre Salsa-Skills auszubauen und als Queer Salsa Tänzer*in selbstbewusst zu werden. ☀️ ✨ Das erwartet dich: * Eine warme, inklusive Community * Salsa-Unterricht ohne Geschlechterklischees * Zwei Levels: Anfänger\*innen & Fortgeschrittene * Spaß, Musik und Begegnung – jede Woche 📅 Wann: Jeden Donnerstag 📍 Wo: Villa Vida Café, Linke Wienzeile 102, Wien 💜 Teilnahme auf Spendenbasis Lasst uns gemeinsam tanzen, schwitzen und feiern – queer und voller Freude!

Things to know before playing: Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls; We play Thursday Night Football (outdoor only) . We play 90 minutes (kick off is at 20:30, and we meet at least 15 minutes before for a warm up phase). Post-Corona football matches are most likely between 14-16 and 28-32 players. If you would like to join please bring artificial turf shoes (like the ones for indoor turf) and shin pads (not mandatory but definitely recommendable). All I ask is that you come with a good mood, be respectful to everyone, and pay online using the link below. [FOOTxp Thursday Night Football](https://footballexperiences.net/kickaball/p/thursdaynightfootball/) Other methods for payments. **Bank Transfer**: Sorin-Florian Brici AT27 2011 1829 5564 7001 **\* [Revolut](https://revolut.me/brici)** \- Recommended **\* [Wise](https://wise.com/pay/me/sorinb256)** \- Also recommended **\* [Paypal](https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/sorinSocial)** \- Please use non\-Commercial product We play light: no sliding, hard tackling, fighting, screaming, & hopefully no injuries. We need to respect current regulations in Vienna, Austria. The main priorities are to have fun and being safe. The drinks are relatively free after the game in the local pub, served to those who have shown fantastic football fair-play skills. We’ll confirm the location, the pitches, and the dressing room numbers via our dedicated Football WhatsApp group. Keep an eye out for the group messages. See you all soon. Sorin SMS/ WhatsApp +43 6764276984 (please ask to be added to our football groups). We will probably need to confirm your presence if you are coming for the first or second time. Important management rule: \> "No shows" are penalized with 10€ fee\. Please remove your name from the list at least SIX\!\!\! \(6\) HOURS before the event\. Book a place via FootballExperiences\.NET using this link [Kick A Ball via FOOTxp.COM](https://footballexperiences.net/kickaball/) One small final note: Please avoid trying to take justice in your hands. If someone is talking bad, complaining, insulting someone, fouling on purpose or committing the usual football shenanigans, please let the organizers know. Measures will be taken, we assure you. Any misbehavior on your part, such as responding in an obscene way, fighting, or leaving the pitch is not a practical and diplomatic way of resolving the issues (it tends to create more tension and cause more problems). Let’s be respectful and mature and try to enjoy the game we all love. That’s why we’re all here. Get to know people from all over the world and have fun! Thank you. Sorin

⭐️Speed Networking Vienna Make connections. Find opportunities. Meet new friends. ⭐️Looking to expand your circle, meet inspiring people and actually enjoy the process? This is not just about business contacts — it’s about real human connection, shared interests and new friendships that can grow into something meaningful. 🔄 How it works: 10-minute one-to-one chats, new person each round. Easy, natural and relaxed — no awkward vibes, no forced conversations. ⭐️Perfect for people from different professions who want to connect, collaborate, exchange ideas and simply meet great new people. 💎Price 10€ and order a drink 📌 Limited spots – registration required. Come for the networking. Stay for the conversations. Leave with new contacts and new friends. 💬✨ Join us on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/makegoodfriends?igsh=YjA2czVxNjF0cGJi&utm_source=qr

This is a **Special Film Club Event** - **Short Films** **Collection - Animated** We the Lovely Folks of the **Saturday Film Club, are back for the 26th Edition** this Saturday! 🎬🌿🕊️ ☀️ We start at **18:30** hrs. Films chosen for this week are: **Tennis Ball on His Day Off (2020, 6 min)** **Puparia (2020, 4 min)** **Teacups (2023, 5 min)** **Acrobats (6 min)** **The Village (2019, 14 min)** **Kandittund! (Seen It!) (2021, 20 min)** **Pachyderme (2022, 11 min)** **Wade (2019, 11 min)** **War Is Over! (2023, 11 min, Oscar Winner)** **Retirement Plan (2023, 17 min)** 🍽️ Post Meetup Food at **China Zentrum Stiegengasse**! 😁😁 If you just joined, please fill up this survey so we can better tailor the films we show. [https://forms.gle/juPwhehSV2NosLee9](https://forms.gle/juPwhehSV2NosLee9) PS - I can guarantee comfortable seating for 15 people. For the rest there are chairs. People in the waitlist can show up as well, because a lot of people sign up but don't show up. The event takes place at the Social Welfare organization called **MUT**. It is an organisation that works on social issues such as Emergency & Homeless Assistance, Food Rescue and Environment Protection. **MUT** is a non profit organization that provides us with the space to host the event. A small donation towards their cause helps them a lot.

Wenn Sie **HU** (gesprochen Hjuu) täglich zwanzig Minuten lang mit Liebe singen, beginnen sich die Bande und Fesseln zu lösen, welche die Seele einengen. Nicht alle auf einmal, sondern sehr langsam, in einem Tempo, das Sie verstehen und annehmen können. Während diese Bindungen gelöst werden, wächst die Seele in spirituelle Freiheit hinein, für mehr Freude, Weisheit und Frieden. [Wie singe ich HU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_afRdPjU-I) Download der kostenlosen [HU-App](https://www.eckankar.at/#app) Weitere Infos und Veranstaltungen: [ECKANKAR OESTERREICH](https://www.eckankar.at) Tel.: 0043-1-7150999

**Hey everybody!** Do you want to code together, share your projects, or just hang out in a creative atmosphere? Then join us at the **Coding Club @ Jo&Joe Hostel**! We usually start with a short introduction round so everyone can get to know each other. After that, you can: * share your achievements or pet projects (informal, just at the table) * get feedback or inspiration from others * or simply work on your own project alongside the group Bring your laptop (or any device you like to code on) if you want to actively work. Or just come by to connect and get inspired. Please try to be on time so we can kick things off together. Looking forward to seeing you there! 🚀

Du sprichst schon gut Deutsch (B2–C1) und möchtest einfach öfter reden? Dann bist du hier genau richtig. Wir treffen uns in kleinen Gruppen in gemütlichen Wiener Cafés und plaudern entspannt über alles, was uns gerade interessiert, oder über ein vorher vereinbartes Thema. Auch Muttersprachler:innen sind herzlich willkommen. Die kleine Runde ist bewusst gewählt: So hören wir einander gut und kommen leichter ins Gespräch. 👉 **Ein paar Infos, damit alles gut läuft:** – Bitte verwende deinen echten Vornamen und ein Profilfoto. – Melde dich nur an, wenn du wirklich kommen kannst. – Falls etwas dazwischenkommt, sag bitte rechtzeitig ab. – Die **genaue Location** wird am Vorabend des Treffens an die bestätigten Teilnehmer:innen kommuniziert und in den Kommentaren sichtbar sein. – Wer ohne Absage nicht erscheint, kann leider nicht in der Gruppe bleiben. Wir möchten die Treffen zuverlässig und angenehm für alle halten. Ich freue mich auf entspannte Gespräche und eine nette, motivierte Runde! 😊

💐 Aufblühen mit MusikLebensFreude MusikLebensFreude verbindet 💐 Die **offene Singrunde** ist für alle, 💎 die sich (mehr) trauen wollen, in einer wertschätzenden Gruppe zu singen, 💎 Hobby- 💎 und Profi-Sänger\*innen, die ein **energievolles, einfaches MITEINANDER SINGEN erleben** wollen. Nicht eine bestimmte Gesangsleistung sondern die **Freude am gemeinsamen Klang** und die **wohltuende Wirkung des Singens** stehen im Vordergrund. ☺️🙂🤩 Nach ein paar Körper und Stimme entspannenden und aktivierenden Übungen singen wir leicht zu lernende Mantras in Sanskrit, Deutsch, Englisch und anderen Sprachen. **Alle Stimmen sind herzlich willkommen, egal ob routiniert, ungeübt oder mutig für einen Erstversuch. Vorkenntnisse sind nicht erforderlich.** Die Liedertexte sind vorbereitet. Mit Gitarrebegleitung und einfacher Liedvermittlung unterstütze ich das gemeinsame Singen. **💎 Ablauf:** Check-In-Runde, Warm-Up, Singen, Check-Out (anschließend Plaudern & Vernetzen wer mag) 💎 **Ankommenszeit** **ab 18:30 Uhr.** Bitte rechtzeitig da sein. Wir beginnen pünktlich um 18:45 Uhr. Danke 🙏 💎 **GB\*Stadtteilmanagement** **Nordbahnviertel / Nordwestbahnhof** Nordbahnstraße 14, 1020 Wien Öffentliche Anreise: Die Haltestelle Rebhanngasse (2, 12, O) ist ca 4 Min entfernt, die Haltestelle Nordbahnstraße (5, O) ca 7 Min und die Haltestelle Am Tabor (5, 2) ca 8 Min. 💝 Ein freiwilliger Wertschätzungsbeitrag für Organisation, Spende für die Raumnutzung, Material, Werbekosten wird dankend angenommen. **✅ Ich ersuche um VERBINDLICHE ANMELDUNG** bis **spätestens 10 Uhr** am Singtag **(selbes gilt für Abmeldungen)** mit einer Zusage hier oder einer Nachricht direkt an mich. Die Ankündigung läuft auch auf anderen Kanälen. Die Teilnahme ist auf 16 Personen beschränkt. Nach aktuellem Stand (Mi 8.4. 19 Uhr) sind wir schon zu fünft. Bei Fragen stehe ich euch gern bis zum Anmeldeschluss zur Verfügung. **Ich freu mich auf euch und eine schöne gemeinsame Musikzeit :)** *Karin*

**!!! Registration Global Hackathon Registration:** https://bitgn.com/ **!!! Registration for the Vienna Headquarter On-Site Event (location tbd):** https://airtable.com/appSzS1Qf9d7I2nKm/pagRrWk0edZbznpPF/form Join us in Vienna for the on-site gathering of the global **Personal & Trustworthy Autonomous Agents Hackathon**. Learn more: https://ai-mission.eu/hackathon.html More than **500 participants worldwide** have already registered to build personal AI agents and compete on the global BitGN leaderboard. While the development phase runs globally, we are hosting a **local in-person event in Vienna** on April 11 to bring the community together for hacking, collaboration, and networking. Meet **fellow inspiring people**, work on your agent, and enjoy **pizza, drinks, and a great builder atmosphere**. Supported by **AI Austria, AI Impact Mission, Klartext AI, and TIMETOACT Group Österreich**. **Challenge:** Build a trustworthy personal autonomous agent, connect it to the BitGN evaluation platform, and compete on a global leaderboard. Please bring your own laptop and ideally arrive with a working setup (recommended: VSCode or PyCharm + UV). **Timeline:** Development phase runs from **March 15 – April 11, 2026**. On **April 11 (Vienna on-site)**: Doors open 09:00 Opening & keynotes 10:30 Final tweaks 11:00 Pizza break 13:00 Evaluation release 14:00 Leaderboard reveal and awards 18:00 Drinks and networking until 21:00. **Teams:** Up to four people per team. Teams may include both on-site and remote participants. **Prizes:** Winner certificates, AIM merch, and more to be announced. Applications for the Vienna event are open until **April 3, 2026 (23:59 CET)**. Selected participants will be notified by **April 5**. Happy hacking! 🚀

**Important time note:** Please plan on arriving between 5:30 and 6:00 as the elevators lock after 6 and you'll need to message us and we'll need to come get you. The building address is 4450 Bridge Park The entrance is 6620 Mooney St, Suite 400 You will need to scan your ID at the door to get a visitor badge. **Abstract** GitHub Copilot is powerful, but what if you could scale from a solo AI assistant to an entire team of specialized agents working in parallel? This session introduces Squad: an open-source framework for multi-agent orchestration that lets you define teams of AI agents with specific roles, responsibilities, and expertise. We'll progress from Copilot basics to the Copilot CLI, explore how Agents add autonomy, and see how Instructions and Skills let you customize agent behavior. Then, the climax: a live demo where a Squad team of 3 agents (Lead, Developer, Tester) stands up and builds a working application in real-time, showcasing true multi-agent collaboration. Whether you're new to AI or exploring how to scale your use of Copilot, this session will show you what's possible when agents work as a team. **YouTube Link** TBD

Pay attention! We’re delaying a week for those of you who may be on Spring break and/or celebrating the holiday. Ok, no pancakes, but waffles-a-plenty. Join the local UX and Digital Design community for a casual monthly breakfast. Look for us upstairs!

AI is changing how art is made. But when does it stop being your work and start being the machine’s? This month we're going to be doing a panel with with digital image, music, and written word artists, talking about at what point, while using AI in the creation process, does the work become not the artist creation? We encourage audience participation during this event that will be moderated by Chris Slee. Whether you’re deep in the field or just getting curious, come connect with others building and exploring AI in Columbus. Sponsored by [Transform Labs](https://www.transformlabs.com/services) Sign up also accessible via [Transform Labs Luma](https://luma.com/55umjqta)

The global Azure community is coming together again, and Columbus is officially on the map. View the session lineup and speakers at [Global Azure Columbus 2026](https://coazure.github.io/cbus-global-azure-2026/) On **Saturday, April 18, 2026**, the Azure Columbus Meetup, DevOps Meetup, and Code and Coffee Meetup are hosting our local edition of Global Azure 2026. This is a free, community-driven event packed with learning, networking, and all things Microsoft Azure. Whether you’re building modern cloud-native apps, experimenting with AI agents, deploying containers, automating infrastructure, or just beginning your Azure journey, this event is for you! **What to Expect** * Engaging technical sessions * Real-world Azure architecture & cloud-native patterns * AI, agents, automation, and modern DevOps * Food and drinks (because learning burns calories) * Time to connect with fellow engineers, architects, and cloud enthusiasts **Who Should Attend?** * Software engineers (any language, any stack) * Cloud architects * DevOps engineers * Data professionals * AI explorers * Platform builders * Anyone who loves solving hard problems with great tools If you build, deploy, automate, scale, monitor, or optimize in Azure, you’ll feel right at home. **Why Global Azure?** Global Azure is a worldwide community event where Azure user groups host learning sessions on the same day across the globe. It’s grassroots. It’s technical. It’s practical. And it’s powered by people who genuinely love sharing what they’ve learned. And yes, it’s free to attend!

Private Group. Closed to the Public Knowing ourselves and understanding our abilities is the first step toward wielding our gifts with control and accuracy. In subsequent classes we will verify and hone our talents with activities and discussion. These are hands-on workshops and participation is expected. The goal of our series will be to develop expertise in areas of particular interest such as mediumship, channeling, divination, healing and, etc.. Our ultimate directions will be determined by class members as we evolve. I look forward to sharing and discovering with you. - Cynthia

Columbus Code & Coffee is an inclusive, informal co-working session. People of all skill levels attend, and we love it that way. Many people (optionally) bring projects to work on, and many other people (optionally) socialize the entire time. It's entirely up to you! **What to Expect at the Intro Circle** \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~ Near the beginning of the event (1:30 pm), we do a standup: * Organizer announcements, updates, and logistics Round 1 - (7 secs max): * Your name * What you're working on * What you can help others with Round 2: * Community events you wanna plug. If none, that's cool too. Round 3: * Job opportunities you're hiring for OR announce that you are looking for one. If none, that's cool. After the introduction circle, everything is self-organized! Feel free to work alone, pair up, attend one of our workshops/presentations, or mingle!

The Fellowship of the Star Schema: Transforming OLTP Data for Power BI One does not simply build reports on OLTP data. Join us on an epic journey from the depths of raw, normalized tables to the shining halls of a well-modeled star schema fit for Power BI greatness. We will demystify the differences between OLTP and OLAP, walk through star schema vs snowflake (and why Power BI has a clear favorite), and show you the compression differences between normalized and columnar storage that will make you never look at an OLTP model the same way again. We will cover the different types of dimensions, when to use them, and how to handle Slowly Changing Dimensions without losing your mind. You will leave knowing exactly how to identify a bad model, how to convert OLTP data into a clean star schema, and how to forge relationships that rule them all. Whether you are a data wizard, a curious hobbit, or somewhere in between, your models will never be the same.