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**Némo Biennial 2025 is back in Paris and across Île-de-France! 🌟** This major event dedicated to contemporary and digital art explores the connections between the real, the virtual, and the imaginary. Expect immersive installations, audiovisual performances, and unique interactive experiences that push the boundaries of creativity. **What’s on the program?** • Artworks and devices that blur the line between humans and machines 🤖 • Captivating sensory and visual performances 🎭 • Innovative creations from artists, designers, and researchers from around the world 🌍 We will be visiting exhibitions at **CENTQUATRE-PARIS**, one of the key venues of this edition. It will be a great moment to share impressions, discuss the artworks, and enjoy an inspiring collective experience together. 💫 More information: [https://www.biennalenemo.fr/](https://www.biennalenemo.fr/) **Want to get more involved?** Become a **co-organizer, event organizer, or assistant organizer** and help plan the outing, suggest ideas, or give a hand so everything runs smoothly. 📩 **How to participate**: Just reply directly to this message on Meetup and let us know your interests or availability. Let’s organize everything together to make this an unforgettable experience! 💫 **Spread the word!** If you have friends or colleagues who might enjoy this kind of cultural outing, invite them to join our Meetup group! The more passionate people we have, the more fun, lively, and inspiring our experiences become. 🎊 See you soon, **The Art&More Team**

**Ahoy there,** Next full moon picnic will be Saturday May 30 from 8:30 - 10:30 P.M. Moonrise will be around 10:10 P.M. Sunset around 9:40 PM. I may not make it back from my tree house in time but never fear, Catherine and Charles will be there to welcome you. The Pont des Arts is undergoing renovations for the botched renovation 3 years ago that used a poor design to fasten the wood planks. Most of the bridge will remain open full width during the work. We will meet by one of the benches in the open section, which is currently towards the Left Bank side of the bridge. Hard to predict how work will advance over the next week. So finding us may involve a little bit of treasure hunt adventure. You’re welcome! In the unlikely event we will assemble below on the quai on the Right Bank side. May is known by American Indians for the Full Flower Moon because of the wide appearance of flowers during this month. It's also known as Full Corn Planting Moon (for obvious reasons) and as the Milk Moon. Bob, I swear you're just copy pasting that from your last email for our previous Full Moon Picnic. Yes, that’s because this is the second full moon of the same month, which only happens once in a blue moon. 🤣 **WHAT**: Everyone brings food and drink to share. **WHERE**: Pont des Arts. We'll gather around the 2nd or 3rd bench from the Right Bank side of the bridge. Nearest metros: Pont Neuf and Louvre-Rivoli. **WHEN**: Saturday May 30 from 8:30-10:30 P.M. **WHY**: Share one of the most memorable sights in Paris with some of the nicest people around. **WHO**: You and your friends. **THEME**: Blue **BIRTHDAYS**: Are you’re a Gemini? Bring a cake and let me know so we can celebrate your birthday this month and blow out the world’s largest birthday candle. **HOW** to find us: Keep your eyes out for a bunch of lunatics eating, drinking an chatting in English and French. **PUZZLER**: Raise your hand if you’re vegetarian. Vegan? Beegan?(vegan + honey. I know.) Flexitarian?(occasional meat). Vegan before 6 PM?(yes that’s actually a thing.) Forget about Omnivore. Forget about Carnivore. How about Cannibal? How about Sausage eating Cannibal? Why are you cringing? You're the product of a Sausage eating Cannibal. Don’t try to puzzle this out. Just go ahead and scroll to the answer before your stomach turns queasy. **PUZZLER ANSWER**: Our galaxy, the Milky Way has become quite large feasting on other smaller galaxies. About 8 billion years ago, a study said, that a smaller dwarf galaxy was gobbled up by a young and hungry Milky Way. The study was not 8 billion years ago (that’s why the 2 commas) but 8 years ago. The dwarf galaxy was named Gaia Sausage because it was sorta kinda in the shape of a sausage according to the astronomers analyzing the data. They had been up for 2 days without eating and were definitely not vegan. [https://www.cmu.edu/news/stories/archives/2018/july/gaia-sausage.html](https://www.cmu.edu/news/stories/archives/2018/july/gaia-sausage.html) Turns out that just this month, the Milky Way gobbled up another galaxy, according to a study, 10 billion years ago. (I’m using commas the way Trump uses legal loopholes.) The poor meal this time is called the Loki galaxy, named after the Norse god of mischief. The remnants of this dwarf galaxy are hard to detect and tricky to explain because the left over stars are moving in opposite directions. Confusing and mischievous. [https://edition.cnn.com/2026/05/23/science/milky-way-loki-galaxy](https://edition.cnn.com/2026/05/23/science/milky-way-loki-galaxy) In this eat or be eaten universe galaxies are cannibalizing each other. So far the Milky Way has eaten its way to an expanding belt-line. Ciao for niao, **Captain Bob**

What happens when you put 3 French and 3 English speakers at the same café table in Paris? Furamori organizes small curated groups of 4-6 people - 1-3 French speakers and 1-3 English speakers - in a cozy café in Paris. You practice each other's language naturally, the way it's meant to be: over coffee, with real people, about real life. **How it works:** \- You sign up and complete a short profile on our website \- We match you into a group of 6 \(French \+ English\) \- You receive the café location and your group details before the event \- You show up\, sit down\, and let the conversation flow ⚠️ **IMPORTANT:** RSVP does **NOT** reserve your spot. You must register on our website to be placed in a group: 👉 [furamori.com](furamori.com) **This is for you if:** \- You're French and learning English \(any level\) \- You're an English speaker \(British\, American\, Australian\, or anyone\!\) and learning French \(any level\) \- You want to actually get to know people \- You're curious about the other culture 🎟️ Tickets are €5 per person. You must register and pay via our website to attend: furamori.com , RSVP on Meetup does not guarantee a spot - registration on our site does. You pay for your own drinks at the café. Depending on demand, not everyone may get a spot for this event. If that happens, feel free to apply again for the next one as we prioritize returning applicants. 📍 Location is shared after registration. — 🇫🇷 En français : Furamori organise des petits groupes de 6 personnes - 3 francophones et 3 anglophones dans un café à Paris. Pas de speed-dating linguistique, pas de minuteur. Juste une vraie conversation autour d'un verre, avec des gens intéressants. Inscrivez-vous ici → furamori.com

➡️ Réservation obligatoire depuis la billetterie : [https://www.eventbrite.fr/e/billets-cafe-philo-dans-le-noir-quest-ce-qui-est-reel-pour-moi-1988445556186](https://www.eventbrite.fr/e/billets-cafe-philo-dans-le-noir-quest-ce-qui-est-reel-pour-moi-1988445556186) Apprendre à penser par soi-même, ensemble ! ✨ Pour cette séance, une expérience particulière : une partie de l’échange se vivra dans le noir, pour déplacer nos repères et interroger autrement ce que nous percevons comme “réel”. ☕ Les rencontres **CAFÉ PHILO de l'Espace Le Moulin** en partenariat avec l'association **vue d'ensemble : Association des malvoyants, non-voyants & voyants**☕ 💬 Pour dialoguer en profondeur, sur une question philosophique, en lien avec l’actualité. 🙋 Exercer sa pensée, pratiquer l'art de l'écoute et de la reformulation. Réfléchir... ou simplement réagir en pensant ses émotions ? Autour d’une boisson et dans une ambiance conviviale, le café philo éduque à l’art de dialoguer avec soi et avec les autres. Venez échanger en profondeur sur une question philosophique. Un temps privilégié, pour nourrir la pensée ! * *Ouvert à tous !* * *Tarif : 7€ (boisson incluse)*

日本語の説明は下にあります↓ Que se passe-t-il quand on met 3 Français et 3 Japonais autour d’une même table dans un café à Paris ? Furamori organise de petits groupes soigneusement constitués de 4 à 6 personnes, avec 1 à 3 francophones et 1 à 3 japonais, dans un café chaleureux à Paris. Vous pratiquez la langue de l’autre naturellement, comme c’est censé se faire : autour d’un café, avec de vraies personnes, en parlant de la vraie vie. ⚠️ **IMPORTANT :** le RSVP ne réserve PAS votre place. Vous devez vous inscrire sur notre site pour être placé dans un groupe : 👉 furamori.com **Comment ça marche :** * Vous vous inscrivez et complétez un court profil sur notre site * Nous vous plaçons dans un groupe de 6 (Français + Japonais) * Vous recevez l’adresse du café et les informations de votre groupe avant l’événement * Vous venez, vous vous asseyez, et la conversation commence **Cet événement est pour vous si :** * Vous êtes français et apprenez le japonais (tous niveaux) * Vous êtes japonais et apprenez le français (tous niveaux) * Vous voulez pratiquer avec de vraies personnes, pas des applications * Vous êtes curieux de découvrir l’autre culture 🎟️ **Le billet coûte 5 € par personne.** Vous devez vous inscrire et payer sur notre site pour participer : furamori.com Les consommations au café sont à votre charge. Selon la demande, tout le monde ne pourra pas forcément obtenir une place pour cet événement. Si c’est le cas, vous pourrez bien sûr vous inscrire à nouveau pour le prochain événement, car nous donnons la priorité aux personnes qui ont déjà postulé. 📍 L’adresse du lieu sera communiquée après l’inscription. — 🇯🇵 日本語で： パリに住んでいる日本人の方へ！ Furamoriは、フランス語話者と日本語話者あわせて4〜6人の少人数グループを作って、パリのカフェで言語交換をするイベントです。教科書なし、先生なし。ただ本物の会話を楽しむだけ。 フランス語を練習したい方、フランスの文化に興味がある方、ぜひ参加してください！ 参加登録・詳細はこちら → furamori.com/jp

************Paris H3 R\*****n 1135 \| Beer festival East suburb** **From Chessy new town to Chessy old village, hashers will enjoy the country side. After the circle BBQ will be served** **🐰 Hares: Gasbag & Triple X** **👣 Trail: A-to-B trail, bag drop** **🧭 Directions: RER A Val d’Europe, sortie/exit 1** **📍 Meeting Point: statue/pissoir/follow the markings** **💶 Hash Cash: 10 € (Hash cash is collected to keep our club active, and also to pay for your beer.)** **🥐 Bring what you need. Up to you, but this could include water, sunblock, snow goggles, survival snack, chalk to back mark, a whistle if you can’t shout, brand new running shoes, a virgin, shiggy socks, a hash hymnal, a bag of tea, a bag of wine, wax, and/or extra cash. Dress appropriately - we run, and we may get into some shiggy (mud, puddles, scratchy bushes, wet paint, ...)** **On on! 👣🍻** **https://www.meetup.com/parish3-schhh**

**A meetup for neurodivergent adults in Paris.** I’m neurodivergent myself, and I haven’t found the kind of space I’d actually want to go to here — especially in English. So I’m starting one. This is for people with ADHD, autism, AuDHD, OCD — or if you just feel like your brain works a bit differently. No diagnosis needed. **🧠 What to expect** * Small group * Low-pressure * You don’t have to be social * Come and go as you like * English Spoken **Each meetup has a loose theme** — just something to orbit around if conversation stalls. For this one: > **“Paris is a lot — how are you finding it?”** That could mean: * daily routines * work * social life * or just… surviving the metro No pressure to talk about it — it’s just there if useful.

**DevMorning - Un moment pour avancer sur tes projets, entouré de passionnés.** Nous nous réunissons entre développeurs pour travailler et échanger sur des sujets divers, comme des projets personnels, la lecture/l’écriture de code open source, la rédaction d'articles techniques, etc. Qui est la cible de cet évènement ? Nous visons comme public des développeurs de tout niveau et tout domaines qui sont à la recherche d’un moment dans la semaine où ils sont libres de travailler sur les projets de leur choix. **Horaires** * 14h00 - début officiel mais libre à vous d’arriver avant ou (bien) après * 16h00 - nous n'avons pas de fin officielle mais libre à vous de rester avec nous pour discuter, manger ou encore coder :) **Y a-t-il des frais de participation ?** Rejoindre cet évènement est totalement gratuit, libre à vous de prendre la consommation de votre choix sur place **Quand et où se déroule-t-il ?** Nous nous retrouvons les dimanches dans un lieu choisis par le groupe. Nous changeons rarement de lieu mais pour le moment, nous nous retrouvons à la gaieté lyrique dans le 3eme arrondissement **Pourquoi travailler à plusieurs ?** Nous pensons que travailler entouré de personnes motivées par les mêmes sujets dans une bonne ambiance permet de favoriser l’entraide et les initiatives.

🎉📚 One Year of The Secret Society of Good Stories - Let’s Celebrate! 📚🎉 Can you believe it? It has been ONE YEAR since we took over the book club! 🥳 That’s one whole year of amazing reads, passionate discussions, unexpected plot twists, and meeting wonderful people along the way. To celebrate this milestone properly, we’re organizing a special outdoor anniversary party. 🌞🍹🎶 Expect: ✨ Delicious food & refreshing drinks ✨ A fun group game (with prices for the best readers 👀) ✨ Good vibes, laughter, and bookish discussions ✨ A chance to celebrate our incredible community together We’ll take care of the snacks, drinks, and activities, we’re simply asking for a small contribution to help cover the costs of the event and support the Meetup subscription for the year ahead, so we can keep this lovely club going strong. 📚❤️ Whether you’ve been with us since the beginning or just joined recently, come celebrate with us! Bring your smile, your picnic spirit, and maybe your competitive side for the game. 😄 To participate we ask for a contribution of 14€. Once you sign in, we will contact you and send you a link so that you can make the payment.

We will talk in English and have good time together.

Let's see May out with a bit of trivia! Come down for a happy sunny trivia party at our cozy Sunday alcove, [The Pub](https://www.thepubparis.com/). Our quiz night will consist of 4 rounds of trivia on a wide variety of topics, movies and TV, pop culture, geography, fashion, and anything strange and peculiar that comes through the mind of your host, with the final round being a music round! The quiz night is presented in French AND English, because springtime is for openness of mind and spirit. The quiz is played in teams of 5 people max, with prizes to win for the top teams and the best team name. You can come with your mates (you can specify how many when you sign up, and we’ll book a table in your name) or come on your own and we’ll match you with other quizzers. If you have any questions, do not hesitate to send us a message here. If you are curious about our other projects,[ we have a trivia podcast!](https://pod.link/1503202147/episode/040273c20c130320d5c85cfbe23b6ecc) [Click here for all our updates!](https://linktr.ee/Paris_Quiz_Mistress) See you very soon! The PQM team

P. Desmichel - Tricheuse (Premier roman, en présence de l'autrice) Et si le monde universitaire était en surchauffe ? Juste après sa thèse et la naissance de sa fille, Vanessa décroche une bourse d’études pour les États-Unis. Un rêve pour cette chercheuse issue d’une banlieue parisienne modeste qui, en intégrant la prestigieuse université de Chicago, va pouvoir côtoyer les pontes qui forcent son admiration et, elle l’espère, publier ses travaux au plus haut niveau académique. Proposition de lecture parallèle pour découvrir le maître du "campus novel": D. Lodge - Un tout petit monde (Best Seller des années 80) Où sont les campus d'antan où des professeurs de lettres besogneux erraient comme des âmes en peine entre les salles de cours, la bibliothèque et la salle des professeurs, l'intelligence en jachère, le cœur en sommeil ?

ENGLISH STANDUP COMEDY IN PARIS! ## 🎨Color your Sunday with laughter 😆@ Green Mic !!! 💚🎤 Join us at **Green Mic Comedy** where the ***crème de la crème of Parisian comedians*** will illuminate your Sunday night with waves of laughter! **Since 2021**, Green Mic has featured comedians who have appeared on ***Netflix***\*, Comedy Central, Amazon Prime, **BBC**, Don't Tell Comedy, The Ringers with Bill Burr, **Fringe Festival,** and other big European festivals.\* **📅 When ?** * Every **Sunday** * Doors Open at **7:00 PM - 19H00** * Show Starts at **7:30 PM - 19H30** 📍 **Where** : **Ma Cocotte du Faubourg**.- [5 Rue du Faubourg Montmartre, 75009 Paris](https://www.google.com/maps/place//data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x47e66e3e7d7639ad:0x582be8084e69e46a?sa=X&ved=1t:8290&ictx=111) 🚇 Easily accessible from * Métro Lines 8 & 9 (Grands Boulevards) * Métro Line 3 (Bourse) 🎤 **Who are the comedians ?** We book **different comedians every week** and the best visiting comedians from **all around the world** (USA, Australia, Canada, Italy, Spain, UK, New zeland, ... more than 50 countries) -- *We share clips of our comedians on Instagram @GreenMicComedy --* 🎤 **Why Green Mic ?** 💚 Our promise is that you'll have a great Sunday night and have Enough laughters for the Week ! **Green Mic is a feel-good show** where you can stay for drinks after the show and hangout at The Frog Pubs. We Also offer **Happy-hours prices** when you **show your tickets at the door**. 🎟️ Secure your spot! Grab your tickets on Eventbrite: GreenMicComedy.eventbrite.fr 🎟️ (Check out more links in our bio 📱) \*\*This show is crowd-funded with a pay-what-you-can price and we recommend 12 euros and 5 euros for students with no obligation to pay. #ComedyInParis #StandupComedy #ParisNights #GreenMicComedy #LaughOutLoud #ParisEvents #ComedyNight #InternationalComedians #FreeComedy #ParisLife #FunInParis #ExpatsParis #LiveComedy #ThingsToDoInParis 🎭

Groupe WhatsApp de Discussions & Sorties entre 24-38 ans sur Paris 💭🎊🍹🗣💬 Lien : [http://bit.ly/4j9G89Q](http://bit.ly/4j9G89Q)

Dodgeball is back again! If you’ve been wanting to come out, this is an easy one to join. We’ll be playing for about 1.5 to 2 hours, you do not need to bring any equipment, and no experience is needed. We use a specific set of rules and equipment to make the games run better and keep them fun for everybody, not just people who already know how to play. If it rains, the event will be canceled.

A cookie covered in creamy frosting can brighten anyone’s day! National Frosted Cookie Day is all about that simple joy. **DETAILS:** We'll celebrate the occasion by visiting Cheryl's Cookies headqtrs. cookie shop, trying to decide which seasonal treats to choose! **NEXT:** we'll head west on Polaris Pkwy to Bonefish Grill for Happy Hour eats n drinks. We can share our sweet finds for dessert... *In a busy world, National Frosted Cookie Day offers a little sweetness that reminds us to slow down and enjoy the moment.*

A time to make signs, pack swag bags, and have fun together in anticipation for the Pride festivities the week after.

Let’s meet and share discussion of the James Baldwin short story collection, Going to Meet The Man.