Mitch

Event Organizer

Location:

San Jose, CA

Member since:

May 7, 2011

When was the first moment you realized blasphemy could be funny?

Probably my first year of Hebrew school when I was 8 years old. We used to refer to yarmulkas (which we had to wear during class) as "yamahas" and sit on them. For something non-juvenile, reading Heinlein's JOB. Satan as the good guy!

Who would win in a fight between the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Raptor Jesus?

FSM for sure. Not only does he command an army of pirates, but His Noodly Appendages are everywhere. To believe otherwise would be pure blasphemy. Raptor Jesus should stick to fighting in his own weight class with the likes of Chuck Norris.

Introduction

Engineer and transplanted New Yorker. I was raised Jewish, and still enjoy such pleasures as corned beef, Dr. Browns, and cursing in Yiddish. My current religious affiliation is Pastafarian, and the only Bible I own is the Queen Jane's version.


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