Polyamorous Veneralia Party: March 30: Berkeley

  • March 30, 2013 · 6:30 PM


This is to announce the Polyamorous Veneralia Party, which is happening in Berkeley, California, SATURDAY, March 30, 2013, starting at 6:30 PM, going (officially) until 10;30 PM

  (Because of odd calendar-related features, peculiar scheduling challenges, etc., the only time we can manage a party in March is the last Weekend, so we are combining our Vernal Equinox, Veneralia, St Patrick's Day, April Fool's Day, and our "celebration" of Easter into one grand unified event. 

  (So we'll eat roast rabbit, AND have our Veneralia cake too).

  We shall also have on hand a supply of Arnott's Tim Tams - an Australian'made chocolate cookie that is advertized using polyamorous themes such as "Wouldn't be be great to live in world where it was okay to love more than one at the same time?" These cookies are now the semi-official junk food of the polyamory movement. Quite an honor, yeah?

 
This will NOT be a G-rated event. In the interest of conformity to the notoriously conservative political climate of the surrounding community, we will
 guarantee a g-rating until 8:30 PM. People uncomfortable with non-g-rated
activities are asked to vacate the premise by this time. This does not
necessarily mean it will degenerate into a wild orgy, but simply that a G-rating
is not guaranteed after 8:30 PM. 

We will have place some limitation on the number of single males that can
attend. (This doesn't mean none will be allowed, only thay we may place some limit on the number).
 
   Please observe the "no-nudity outside the house" policy this time.
 
    The cutting of the traditional "vulva-shaped" Veneralia cake is scheduled for
 approx. 8:20 PM.
 
     We plan to have at least one erotic exotic female dancer, and hopefully one male erotic exotic dancer,  scheduled to begin their performance at approximately 9 PM, performance to last approximately 45 minutes. They normal agree to strip all the way down to their perfume. (This cost bucks to set up, so we will be aggressively seeking donations to help cover the expenses). So far, however, still no confirmation of either dancer.
  
Some time after about 10:15 PM, we will have the structured puppy pile (sort
 of a contradiction in terms, eh?). Primarily due to the concerns about laundry,
 no exchange of bodily fluids is permitted in the South Room, but other
 arrangements can (possibly) be made upon request for those interested in crimes
 against nature.
 
Participation in ALL activities are strictly on a voluntary basis. 
Anyone acting like an asshole will be unceremoniously ejected.
 
     Because of that unpleasant incident in which the premises narrowly escaped
 being burned to the ground last year, a computer was destroyed, and a
 few other non-habit-forming experiences, we ask that party attendees refrain
 from consuming unreasonable levels of intoxicating substances. (This does not
 mean you can't down a few cold ones - but simply that you get smashed in a
 responsible way. Don't drink and drive. Don't even drink and park. Accidents may
 cause people. Have a designated driver. Plan ahead!!!
 
Please RSVP if you are planning to attend. Exact directions and location will be
 provided to those who RSVP.
 
CLEAN UP
 
We really need two volunteers to help with setup for a couple hours on Saturday,
 roughly 4-6 PM.
 
We are requesting a clean-up donation of $3 per person for all attendees, with
 the amount to go towards hiring a professional crew to do what is necessary
 after the party.
 
RSVP to:
 
[masked]
 
See you on March 30 (SATURDAY)!
 
Regards,
 DAVE

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  • Dave D.

    Fabulous! As always, the quality of the event is a result of all the great folks who show up!

    March 31, 2013

  • Brian

    My wife and I, as well as another couple will be attending.

    March 29, 2013

  • A former member
    A former member

    I find it interesting that i rsvp d weeks ago and was confirmed
    and all of a sudden this week
    i am no longer on the list.....
    its a scam on single guys..... it's bullshit

    March 27, 2013

  • A former member
    A former member

    I'm already signed up, thanks to my wife Mona Dongray and the ability to "+1". But just letting everyone know who I am (and not some mysterious guest of someone)

    March 26, 2013

  • Ted S.

    With DeLaine

    March 24, 2013

  • andy

    bringing girl

    March 24, 2013

  • Maky

    This will be a couple.

    March 7, 2013

  • A former member
    A former member

    Can volunteer to help set up and clean afterwards.

    March 6, 2013

  • A former member
    A former member

    My first and very excited.

    1 · March 3, 2013

  • Dave D.

    Hello Kevin,

    You do realize that you are being silly person by trying to register for a Halloween party that happened in October of 2012 in February of 2013, don't you?

    Perhaps we could interest you in the Polyamorous Lupercalia party, which happens Feb 16?

    February 10, 2013

    • Kevin

      I thought this was for the upcoming halloween :) Apologize!

      February 11, 2013

  • Kevin

    My long distance partner may or may not make it but i would like to join. Appreciate more details :)

    February 6, 2013

  • Casey Rogers S.

    Need more info. MY husband and I want to come.
    Thx,
    Casey

    October 24, 2012

  • Jig

    Would love to attend meet new people.

    October 23, 2012

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