This is to announce the Polyamorous Veneralia Party, which is happening in Berkeley, California, SATURDAY, March 30, 2013, starting at 6:30 PM, going (officially) until 10;30 PM
(Because of odd calendar-related features, peculiar scheduling challenges, etc., the only time we can manage a party in March is the last Weekend, so we are combining our Vernal Equinox, Veneralia, St Patrick's Day, April Fool's Day, and our "celebration" of Easter into one grand unified event.
(So we'll eat roast rabbit, AND have our Veneralia cake too).
We shall also have on hand a supply of Arnott's Tim Tams - an Australian'made chocolate cookie that is advertized using polyamorous themes such as "Wouldn't be be great to live in world where it was okay to love more than one at the same time?" These cookies are now the semi-official junk food of the polyamory movement. Quite an honor, yeah?
This will NOT be a G-rated event. In the interest of conformity to the notoriously conservative political climate of the surrounding community, we will
guarantee a g-rating until 8:30 PM. People uncomfortable with non-g-rated
activities are asked to vacate the premise by this time. This does not
necessarily mean it will degenerate into a wild orgy, but simply that a G-rating
is not guaranteed after 8:30 PM.
We will have place some limitation on the number of single males that can
attend. (This doesn't mean none will be allowed, only thay we may place some limit on the number).
Please observe the "no-nudity outside the house" policy this time.
The cutting of the traditional "vulva-shaped" Veneralia cake is scheduled for
approx. 8:20 PM.
We plan to have at least one erotic exotic female dancer, and hopefully one male erotic exotic dancer, scheduled to begin their performance at approximately 9 PM, performance to last approximately 45 minutes. They normal agree to strip all the way down to their perfume. (This cost bucks to set up, so we will be aggressively seeking donations to help cover the expenses). So far, however, still no confirmation of either dancer.
Some time after about 10:15 PM, we will have the structured puppy pile (sort
of a contradiction in terms, eh?). Primarily due to the concerns about laundry,
no exchange of bodily fluids is permitted in the South Room, but other
arrangements can (possibly) be made upon request for those interested in crimes
Participation in ALL activities are strictly on a voluntary basis.
Anyone acting like an asshole will be unceremoniously ejected.
Because of that unpleasant incident in which the premises narrowly escaped
being burned to the ground last year, a computer was destroyed, and a
few other non-habit-forming experiences, we ask that party attendees refrain
from consuming unreasonable levels of intoxicating substances. (This does not
mean you can't down a few cold ones - but simply that you get smashed in a
responsible way. Don't drink and drive. Don't even drink and park. Accidents may
cause people. Have a designated driver. Plan ahead!!!
Please RSVP if you are planning to attend. Exact directions and location will be
provided to those who RSVP.
We really need two volunteers to help with setup for a couple hours on Saturday,
roughly 4-6 PM.
We are requesting a clean-up donation of $3 per person for all attendees, with
the amount to go towards hiring a professional crew to do what is necessary
after the party.
See you on March 30 (SATURDAY)!