WHY A BIKER ENTOURAGE?
wahlbergs, pacinos, pitts, jolies, cobains, rossis, nikitas, connerys, thurmans, diesels, snipes, lucy lius, vangoghs, spankys, urkels, austin powerses, clouds, griers, bruce lees, spidermen and other boffo, slick, accomplished, gonzo, two-wheeled bohemians in search of a home . . .
Welcome to Biker Entourage, a new concept in motorcycling (based outta NYC).
CAMARADERIE, FREEDOM, CREATIVE LIVING and HARNESSING THE SOCIAL POWER OF THE MOTORCYCLE in a way that hasn't been done before.
Biker Entourage was initially started for rides, shits n giggles. But BE has morphed into something bigger.
AN ILLUMINATI FOR GONZO BIKERS -- Harnessing the creative potential of our area's bikers, whove an engine roaring through their heart and the wind on their face (hopefully not from the biker in front of them).
MUTUAL SUPPORT -- Based on the fierce loyalty the motorcycle brings with it, including networking for work, babysitters and bank jobs.
NO RULES . . . except these two:
RULE 1: If you're a biker--and you've survived everything that's trying to terminate you (or serve you up with an assfull of roadrash)--you deserve props no matter what you ride.
RULE 2: We've all got different philosophies in life, but the golden rule is RESPECT (mutual that is). No dickwad ego-trips, fighting, placing other bikers in danger, or other squidlike behavior. If youre prone to this then this def aint a good place for you.
SO HOW DO I GET INVOLVED?
This is just starting up, so the initiation process is a bit hazy. Like late mornings after a cheap bottle of tequila.
For now it's gonna work like this:
(1) JOIN UP FOR RIDES AND EVENTS. To get BE's ride and event alerts, join up on: meetup.com/bikerentourage, facebook.com/bikerentourage, twitter.com/bikerentourage
(2) ORGANIZE RIDES AND EVENTS. Not talking a ride to ride to a bbq, but outside-the-box, creative, random, engaging rides and events with a creative, redeeming, or bizarre emphasis. You organize, BE will help at all phases.
Examples of ideas you can organize or participate in:
- Fashion Week and Motorcycles, Perfect Together (Yikes!)
- Redneck Ride -- fishing, camping, a shooting range and motogp race screening in camp
- Children's Cancer Center Visit & Stripper Crawl
- Motorcycle Orchestra - music created solely from motorcycles
- Visiting Someone's Mom
- Motorcycle Poetry Slam
- Track Lessons or Stunting Lessons
- A magazine article / A reality show pitch
- Biker Games (ring toss, tricycle race, la tomatina, and pin the tail on the biker's ass, meet an unarmed Hunter S. Thompson)
- --> Your fun, gonzo or preposterous idea here <--
(3) SEEKING POSITIONS:
DOCUMENTARIAN: to document our exploits in photos and video, including for a reality show
MINIONS: to perform important organizational stuff
MISSIONARY: Our fav postition . . . promote BE and be our media person.
You can also join up on: