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HMMM...IF I'M GONNA SWEAT, I WANNA DO IT IN AN AIR-CONDITIONED GYM, WHERE THERE ARE BATHROOMS (WHO WANTS TO HAVE TO GO IN A BUSH & RISK GETTING POISON IVY ON YOUR YOU-KNOW-WHAT?)

YAY, INDOOR BOWLING & MINI GOLF (GLOW IN THE DARK-IT'S MORE EERIE) WHO NEEDS ALL THAT HEALTHY SUNSHINE WHEN YOU CAN BE PALE & PASTY-FACED OR TAN IN A TANNING BED & HAVE ALL THAT FAKE UV LIGHT BOMBARDING THE MELATONIN IN YOUR SKIN CELLS???

WHAT ABOUT TROLLING FOR THE OPPOSITE SEX AFTER DARK IN SOME SEEDY, TACKY BAR...IF WE'RE LUCKY, WE CAN HANG OUT W/ SOME SMOKERS TOO! IT'S OK TO TOSS BACK A FEW COLD ONES, B*TCH & MOAN ABOUT LIFE, YOUR EX, YOUR FINANCIAL WOES, WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE & WON'T JUDGE!

HOW ABOUT A MOVIE...THROW SOME POPCORN AT THE SCREEN, IT SHOULD BE AN OLYMPIC SPORT...

I'M NO ATHLETE, YES I TRY TO BE HEALTHY, BUT REALLY HOW MANY PEOPLE DO ALL THAT BACKPACKING-MOUNTAIN BIKING-KAYAKING CR@P & TRULY LIKE IT???

THIS IS A MEET UP FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO LET IT ALL HANG OUT & JUST BE THEIR AUTHENTIC SELF, NO BEING JUDGED OR JUDGING. JUST HAVE SOME FUN W/O BEING EXPECTED TO BE MISS SUZIE SUNSHINE OR MR. I-CAN-BUILD-AN-IGLOO-IN-3-MINUTES-WITH JUST A SNOWBALL!

BESIDES, CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN CAN MESS UP YOUR PEDICURE OR INTERFERE W/ SLEEPING IN AFTER A LATE NIGHT OF PASTY-FACED FUN!