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The Top Ten Reasons To Date A Dancer
1. one word...FLEXIBILITY
2. We aren't afraid to get down and dirty
3. We have great legs
4. we practice every night
5. we do it until we get it right
6. we like it rough
7. the harder, the better
8. we are used to rolling around on to floor
9. we have all our positions perfect
10. we have good stamina, so we can go at it for a long time
Real Men Date Dancers!!
Why is Ballroom Dancing better than a Blind Date?
A bad date lasts all evening, but a bad dance lasts three minutes.
You can dance with a dozen different partners in just one hour. If the dance partner is good, you can have another dance right away.
No awkward goodbye at the end of a dance.
You don't have to pay for her dinner.
You see her before you commit to spending time with her.
If you like her, you can wrap her up in a cuddle.
You find out right away if she is a back seat driver.
You get to buy a special pair of shoes for the occasion.
If you don't like his stile, you can decline the dance without guilt.
You find out right away if he knows how to lead, or needs to be led.
If he smells bad, you can lean out away from him and people will compliment you on your dancing style.