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Actual Bumper Stickers!

Jack M.
Group Organizer
Orlando, FL
Mostly Bumper Sticker Theology

(My commentary on Bumper Stickers: "Actions speak louder than bumper stickers".)

Just Say NO! to sex with pro-lifers

Keep your rosaries off my ovaries

I give evolution two opposable thumbs up!

Honk if you think I'm Jesus

Religious freedom means any religion

Last time we mixed politics with religion people got burned at the stake

Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian

I believe in life before death

Militant agnostic: I don't know and you don't either

If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?

God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains, and I had to eat him

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich

HWJD: How would Jesus drive?

God is too big to fit into one religion

Don't pray in my school, and I won't think in your church

My Karma ran over your dogma

Heart attacks: God's revenge for eating his animal friends

Dare to think for yourself

Nation of sheep ruled by wolves, owned by pigs

I'm against the death penalty? Look what happened to Jesus

At Exxon we help Jesus walk on water

"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." ~Rev. Pat Robertson

"I have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat" ~Rebecca West

God is comin', and she is fat!

God, protect me from your followers
Virgin Mary-Unwed mother!

The Christian right is neither

It's your hell: you burn in it

Nuke a gay whale for Christ

I pledge allegiance to the earth, one planet, many gods, and to the universe in which she spins

Nuke a godless communist gay baby seal for Christ

If God wanted us to be seen naked, we'd have been born that way

A former member
Post #: 17
Those are the best!!!!laughing
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