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Mostly Bumper Sticker Theology
(My commentary on Bumper Stickers: "Actions speak louder than bumper stickers".)
Just Say NO! to sex with pro-lifers
Keep your rosaries off my ovaries
I give evolution two opposable thumbs up!
Honk if you think I'm Jesus
Religious freedom means any religion
Last time we mixed politics with religion people got burned at the stake
Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian
I believe in life before death
Militant agnostic: I don't know and you don't either
If going to church makes you a Christian, does going to the garage make you a car?
God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains, and I had to eat him
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich
HWJD: How would Jesus drive?
God is too big to fit into one religion
Don't pray in my school, and I won't think in your church
My Karma ran over your dogma
Heart attacks: God's revenge for eating his animal friends
Dare to think for yourself
Nation of sheep ruled by wolves, owned by pigs
I'm against the death penalty? Look what happened to Jesus
At Exxon we help Jesus walk on water
"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." ~Rev. Pat Robertson
"I have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat" ~Rebecca West
God is comin', and she is fat!
God, protect me from your followers
Virgin Mary-Unwed mother!
The Christian right is neither
It's your hell: you burn in it
Nuke a gay whale for Christ
I pledge allegiance to the earth, one planet, many gods, and to the universe in which she spins
Nuke a godless communist gay baby seal for Christ
If God wanted us to be seen naked, we'd have been born that way
|A former member||
Those are the best!!!!