Pancho say Ortega, SJC, Oceanside; Joe's Crab Shack

http://photos1.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/a/5/c/0/event_224742432.jpegHieee. Pancho here. Aye gonna esplain dis ride tu yu. Yu no habv tu worry, aye vedee asmart! Maye englayse ees vedee goot tu. Maye donkee's name ez Ceesco, he vedee nice tu.

So let me tell yu sumfeen. Batman ask me to tell yu wat we gonna do on dees ride. Dat Batman kyna loco yu know? He no speek guut englayse lika mee. So aye esplain it tu yu bedder dan heem.

Anyaway, we gonna meet at da usual place, in da Starbucks parkeen lot in da Lake Elsinore. http://photos2.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/b/5/4/2/event_224746402.jpeg

We gonna kees an hug an shake hands wit our frens at 8 oclock in da morneen. Aye dint know der WAS an 8 oclock in da morneen. Aye usually asleepin yu know...

Den, at 8:10, we gonna hear a faymos saapftee speech cuz we no wanna get huurt wen we riyd da motorcycle. http://photos1.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/5/f/c/event_224761532.jpeg

Den, how yu say, keek stans op (aye no heer dat beepfor, dat's kdazee talk) at 8:15. Eef anywon ees new to da gruup, pleez arrive at seben-terty (7:30) to parteeceepate in sum saapftee traineen. Sum nisa guyz are gonna esplain sumfeens to yu so yu can ride yoor motorcycle nisa and sapflee. Eef yu a nisa guy or geerl who wans to help, den yu can olso arrive at 7:30 to help wif da sapftee traineen. Muchas Gracias Amigos y Amigas!

Now we gonna tayk da motorcycles obver da hills on dee Ortega Hwy into SJC. Ees so beuuteefol, I neber sausage a place! Aye teenk der's a place obver der we gonna stop at to rest foor a moment an go to de el banyo. http://photos1.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/b/4/e/8/event_235246312.jpegSum of doze ol guyz cant hol it tu long yu know... Pff ffffff ffffffff ffffffff...Das foneee, no!?


Now we gonna take da fdeeway to a beddy beeuteefol place een Oceanside and ride da motorcycles rite on da boolevard rite by da sand. Can yu beleeve dat Ceesco? Day almost gonna be in da ocean! But day be OK.

I teenk day gonna tayk a nisa peectur neer da ocean. Dat look beddy nise


Now, aye gonna esplain da nex part to yu. Pancho teenk yu shuud go eet sumfeen like sum guut Mescan fuud. But no so soddy, we gonna get da crabs on dees ride! http://photos4.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/e/6/7/a/event_224759002.jpeg

Dat sown kynna funee wen aye say dat. But aye no talkeen about doze crabs, aye talkeen aboud da Joe's Crab Shack. Day da kyn yu eet silly!

Ees rite on da ocean tu. Joe's ees kyna espenseev so take estra denero tu geev to Joe. Eef Joe got da crabs, hee gonna hapf tu see da doctor anyway. So hee need da mownay aneeaway, no?

Aye teenk dis is da berfday for bote da Batman an da Louis man. http://photos3.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/7/8/f/c/event_235230972.jpegMeester Louis eez beddy asmart, he eenvent ol kinna stupf. I wonner if hee can maka me some motorcycle dat I can carree Ceesco on? I dunno, ees ok Ceesco. But ssshhh, day bote old an day no seenk day old. Aye no say nufeeen tu yu ok?http://photos3.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/5/5/8/4/event_224901892.jpeg

Den, we gonna take da sebenteeseeks bak tu da fipteen and go nort to get home. Der gonna be sum rideen on da fdeeway on sum of dees ride.http://photos1.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/6/2/9/a/event_234985242.jpeg

OK, hab a beddy nisa time! Cee, aye tol yu my englayse ees beddy guut, now yu beleepf me, no? Me an Ceesco go now. Heerz sumfeen about sum fansee talk frum sum beddy asmart peepol...

http://photos2.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/3/1/9/4/event_224772692.jpegDay asmart lyk mee.

Legal stuff...

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