Intellectual Snob Appreciation Meetup (Chap. X).

Join us for the tenth Nerd Fun snob appreciation meetup, in the heart of intellectual razzmatazz, Harvard Sq.

Grendels has an amazing and ever-popular half price food menu, (with the purchase of a $3.50 drink) but get your order in early, we'll be settling the tab around 7 PM.

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Everyone wants to sound clever. Here's your chance without appearing pretentious.

http://photos4.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/8/f/9/f/event_12156767.jpegYou don't have to be a genuine snob to join. Pseudo-intellectuals are also welcome. All you need is an aloof attitude full of irony and some baffling intellectual ideas.

For example, what is "gum base" made of? Why do auto dealers offer a discount if you choose gray? Ask me & I shall tell. Why is orange juice, which is 95% water, not called water juice? Who wrote Gordon Pym of Nantucket? (Joke's on you if you can't answer that one!)

The idea is to write your intellectual baffling snob idea or question on a name tag (provided) and attach such tag to your shirt, OR chuck such idea or question in a basket which will be provided and passed around (please pass it around!) for other snobs to pluck and discuss.

Intellectual apparel is allowed. Startle the waitstaff with a fake mustache, goatee, periwig, or monocle. No Meerschaum tabacco pipes please. Absinthe is not served.

Take heed, do not attempt to be late. Service quality diminishes after 5:30. Grab the seats while the waitstaff are waiterly. Be patient, these seats are first come first serve. Like a genuine snob, try to get your order in when others do.

Please bring cash. Separate tabs are not encouraged.

When settling the tab, make sure and add 25% of what you are spending for tax and tip!