July 4, 2009
We don't need no stinking badges. Thats not a knife, this is a knife. Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer. If your car could take me to the airport, the Godfather insists on hearing bad news immediately.
Contest of speed, street racing, chicken, picking up other guys chicks at biker bars. Dine and dash, standing in the 20 item lane at Walmart at 2 am with 100 items in the basket. Texting in movies.
Someone to help me paint my barn for free.
Single. No one would have me. I don't even ask any more. Member of civil war reenactor cannon battery. But having second thoughts as the seasoned members are all deaf. Last battle they set the field on fire. Not really sure about this club. Currently they are building a town out in a field to burn down during their next battle. Reminds me of those kids in grade school who played with matches. The common thread here actually seems to be fire. Then there is the Red Cross Civil Defense Ham Radio Club. They are to direct the ambulances in an emergency. Outside of me, the you gets is 75...good luck if you get hit by a twister.
Lets say I remember the great depression and the stimulous package to head it off. That one didn't work either.
Gunslinger, poet cowboy, ex-bank robber, aligator wrestler, large cat trainer, big game hunter, ex-mercinary soldier of fortune, antiquities dealer, fluent in Cantoneese, French, Viet Nameese, retired CIA spook, bull rider KC Royals. Monk.
Anarchists, every one. They have no boundaries and can and will do anything. Often 86ed from bars they take great pleasure in the destruction of private property when they feel they have been wronged. Example, the last meeting at the Herford House just before the fire. Nuff said. They work hard and play hard, at least they say they go to work. Always looking for new prey, there is never a dull moment with this group. Bring your sense of humor, a good weapon and a lot of cash and your own ride home. Make sure you have your lawyers number and throw caution to the wind when you arrive. Plan on calling in sick the next day and make sure you have some hair of the dog that bit you by your bedside. DO NOT LENT THESE PEOPLE ANY MONEY!!!!!!