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Please join the Portland Cacophony Society for the 42nd annual Portland Santacon: Noon. December 12. Skidmore Fountain (Saturday Market).

For more information on this event - Portland SantaCon 2015 FB Event (https://www.facebook.com/events/1486979804932321/)

Remember the Four F's:

  1. Don't f%$#! with kids. You're already fucking with them enough just by being part of this event.
  2. Don't f%$#! with cops. You are dressed just like me and I don't want to get cornholed in the Multnomah County Jail for something you did.
  3. Don't f%$#! with security. They will call the cops and I will get cornholed.
  4. DON'T f%$#! WITH SANTA.

This is not merely a party or a pub crawl. Santa is a jolly old soul who brings Christmas cheer with him everywhere he goes. He also brings cash and tips bartenders.

Be prepared: Get small bills ahead of time. Have toys, candy or treats to share. Get a TriMet day pass, we'll be riding around.

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