Testing for Humans, Stump the Chump and Pimp Your Skillz


Details
We've a feature packed Developer Group meetup scheduled for 3/4/14.
The Main Deal
Force.com MVP Patrick Connelly (@aelst), featured below pondering why humans would be testing apex, will be giving a talk on Apex Testing for Humans. I've seen a preview outline of his talk, and it's feature packed with tips, tricks and just plain "oh... why didn't I think of that?" moments.
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AssertEquals('Stumping the Chump', 'Winning a prize');
We'll have Salesforce MVP James Loghry (thats him below)
http://photos4.meetupstatic.com/photos/event/b/3/4/4/600_335265892.jpeg (@dancinllama) with us for a rousing game of Stump the Chump. Ideally the questions we throw at James should be at least tangentially related to Salesforce / Force.com so bring your hardest, most vexing questions about Apex, Visualforce, unladen african swallows and mid-1800's midwestern politics to the meeting. (Also, whats up with his twitter name?)
A big deal:
Can't make the meetup because you live somewhere not as awesome as RTP, or because you work for the man who won't let you go. I have good news! If you've ever even thought about RTP, you can be an honorary member, and well, if your boss won't let you come... (Damn the man! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pAII6UO810)) We're going to try to record everything, including stump the chump. Sadly you'll have to be there to win a prize, but you'll still have access to the awesomeness. Tweet me @codefriar, or hit me up via email kjp @ twittername . com and we'll get you added to the webex!
Full Agenda:
• 11:30am, Greetings, Salutations, and Food (Provided. So RSVP.)
• 11:45am, Announcements, Job Openings and the public tarring and feathering of a bad recruiter.
• All professional recruiters are required to apologize for their industry before announcing openings.
• Noonish, Apex Testing for Humans by Patrick Connelly (@Aelst).
• 12:30ish, Stump the Chump with James Loghry and prizes.
• 12:50, Rtp Force.com DG (projector) screen of Fame.
• Done something cool with Salesforce / Force.com ? Did it involve development? Email me at kjp@ twitter-name .com, or tweet me @codefriar and we'll put your lovely mug on the Screen of Fame. 90 seconds to pimp your skillz with a video, or 3 slides of what you did. (Air horns will be used within the library to enforce the 90 second limit.)

Testing for Humans, Stump the Chump and Pimp Your Skillz