Two Truths and a Lie

We're having a little gathering to play "Two Truths and a Lie." What the hell is is that? Ok, read the statements below:

Dan

As a teenager I thought that oral sex was when two people wanted to have sex, but knew they shouldn't, so they talked about having sex instead. I once won an Ed McMahon Star Search comedian competition. I have committed grand larceny. Crystal

There is currently a warrant out for my arrest. My parents have been married and divorced two times each. (No, not to each other.) I've licked whipped cream off of a semi naked woman at a bar.

Of those three statements, two are true and one is a lie. Your job is to figure out which is which. At the gathering, everyone will be reading their statements out loud. Yep, that means you!

This is a mini-potluck, meaning you should bring something really cheap like chips or fruit or Trader Joe's mini- whatchamacallits, etc.

Bring your own beer, wine, Tang, milk, Ovaltine...

You are all a bunch of fabulous liars!