June 29, 2013 · 12:00 PM
Come party with the San Francisco Dykes on Bikes® on El Rio's famous patio! Sunshine! Great music! Dancing! Drinks! Entertainment! All for a great cause! Oh, did I forget to mention - Hotties!!!!!!!!!
Mark your calendar! This is always a fun party! Allota Boutte is returning as our Emcee, auctioneer, and songstress. She is a bawdy, brassy, juke-joint mamma performing with class and sass!
We have a great band lined up for your entertainment: Critical Bliss! Critical Bliss plays edgy rock, pop covers, and catchy originals, and just about anything else with awesome vocal harmonies! Food will also be available for purchase, so there will be no need to leave the party! We are gathering some great prizes to auction off at the party.
While we hope and encourage everyone to pre-register for the parade, you will be able to register at the party. In addition, you can buy this year’s t-shirt, always a collectors item. Always hard to find, always sells out immediately.
So if you're still reading, you might be asking yourself - "wait. doesn't that conflict with the Dolores Park shindig?" yes. yes it does. However,
#1 you can go to both. the el rio party is 5 hrs long.
#2 Dolores Park is HELLA crowded. you know this.
#2a crowded with wasted underage kids. and straight people. either that appeals to you or it doesn't
#3 there is no real dancing at Dolores Park. either that appeals to you or it doesn't
#4 there are super scary bathroom lines, and super-er scary bathrooms at Dolores Park.
My cell is[masked]-7428. I'll be there from 12 - 5pm. When I figure out what I'm wearing, I'll update with that info. :) My fiance will be with me. She's tall, white, the sides of her head are shaved, and she'll be wearing boots. She's super easy to spot :) and friendly!