the night Jon went missing!

From: Jon A.
Sent on: Wednesday, March 27, 2013 1:57 PM
Dear All,

M. McGrath, honored member of the St. Paul Socrates Cafe bravely took notes March 13th, the night Jon didn't come. Herein are those oh-so-important, important notes:

Begin forwarded message:

From: Michael McGrath <[address removed]>
Subject: SOCRATES CAFE 13 Mar 13
Date: March 14,[masked]:00:10 CDT
To: Jon Anderson <[address removed]>
Reply-To: Michael McGrath <[address removed]>

Although you had advised that you were unable to be present, the Socrates Cafe members assembled for discussion.
Your humble scribe attempted to make a record of the proceedings. Topics proposed:
 
1. Is Jon dead ?
2. Who is Jon ?
3. Norway or the highway ?
4. Why do we have to meet in this bat cave ?
5. Would a robot fit in with the Socrates Cafe ?
6. Exactly what ''Fringe'' does the 2nd Amendment protect from infringement ?
 
The group was unable to settle on a particular question. Perhaps sensing a new-found freedom from decorum due to our regular leader's absence, a sustained period of pushing and shoving occurred. Regrettably, a new member who had been pressing for calm and reasoned discussion, was toppled into the pool. Cpl. Hemlock, the building's security supervisor, arrived and ordered us to vacate the building. Although I did not see it, I understand he also somehow fell into the pool. People from upstairs then began pouring down the various means of ingress in a crude show of support, although it was unclear whom they were supporting.
Most of our group, including me, exited the building. I was unable to transcribe any more of my waterlogged notes.
You are advised to call the building's owner before returning for any type of meeting.

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