Remember to put on your Titan!!! Doesn't it just sound like a brand name for a Snugger fit condom? Any who...
After getting beat by the Colts and the Refs last week, it's time to take out our frustrations on those forgettable Titans. I mean it's time to beat them down like Tom beat Jerry. I'm talking a Chuck Norris vs. Pee Wee Herman type beat down. Welcome to our Jungle Titanics, I mean Titans, your iceberg awaits you. An iceberg so big and fierce it has a name...The LEGION of BOOM!!! And we're just scratching the surface my friends. Let me introduce ourselves, our name is Humpty pronounced with an Umpty...wait... what? sorry I got side tracked by the 90's. Back to the topic at hand, let me introduce you to Marshawn BEAAAAAST Lynch. You don't want none of this!!! Let me introduce BRUUUUUCE. You don't want none of this!!!! Let me introduce Chris The Sack Attack Clemons. You don't want none of this!!! Let me introduce you to Rus-sell...Last name Wil-son. You definitely don't want none of that!!! Can a brotha get two snaps and a circle?
Tiiiitans...we're coming for ya, welcome to the clink biotches (said in a creepy whisper voice)!!! Why am I whispering? Because like every other 12th Man, we whisper on Friday and Saturday saving our collective voices for SUNDAY!!! So say hello to my little recording breaking friends. Simply put Titans, we're gonna whoop your ass. And there it is. Whomp there it is, Whomp there it is!!!! Shockalocka Shockalocka Shockalocka!!!
Titans...is it just me, or does Titans sound like a good name for an underwear brand?
Or maybe a Snugger fit condom brand? Remember to put on your Titan...The Tennessee Snugger Fits. Haha my random thought became the header
I can't wait to see the worth while BEAT DOWN and I can't think of a better place to watch this go down than the Backstage Bar and Grill! I'll see y'all there.
They don't want none of this!!!!
I kaint never say this loud enough...GO HAWKS!!!!!