Omaha, NEUSA 68154
May 15, 2014
I just want to meet people and make some friends. I am mostly looking for escape from my mundane world of stagnate madness. Conversation with something or someone other than a computer would be a nice change of pace.
Perhaps if you asked if I were a smart, funny, sexy beast of burden, I would have been able to answer this question. See, I have been called an a$$ before, so for a donkey I am sure that I am pretty hot. Further, I've played chess with many donkeys, and I've only lost once, so I guess that makes me a smart a$$. Occasionally, when my donkey friends and I are having drinks, I'll loosen up and tell a joke or two. They never laugh, so I'm probably not very funny.
That really depends on the company and how many drinks it takes them to find me so.
Hello, my name is John, and I am bored fairly regularly.