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T-SQL Antipatterns

  • DevMynd Studios

    2035 W. Wabansia Ave. 2nd Floor / Enter the Black Door, Chicago, IL (map)

    41.878113 -87.629799

  • Agenda: 

    6:30pm - Pizza, Drinks & Networking provided by DevMynd

    7:00pm - Start the presentation

    12/11 at 6:30pm: T-SQL Antipatterns

    It's not your fault: there are some things that SQL Server just doesn't do very well. Microsoft Certified Master (and recovering developer) Brent Ozar will explain things that compile great, work great on your desktop, but then explode when you try to scale. We'll cover implicit conversions, string processing, functions, and sargability.

    Brent Ozar specializes in making SQL Server faster and more reliable.  He's a Microsoft Certified Master of SQL Server and MVP, and he has over a decade of experience.  He coauthored Professional SQL Server 2008 Internals and Troubleshooting, and he loves sharing knowledge at 

    Find out more about Brent: 

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    I'm adding a map of some of the options to park below. There is always plenty of metered parking on weekdays. The green is metered parking & the blue is free parking. The free parking will fill up fast. I would recommend you take the blue line since it is less than an 1/8th of a mile walk from the DevMynd office. 

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    If you choose to ride your bicycle please park it in the back of the parking lot. 

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    Is on the North side of the building and is black. If you are at a yellow door or in a parking lot you are at the wrong door for entry. 

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